#Counteroffer
counteroffer: Endor Pack
November 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Counteroffer: hambient
November 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Make them a counteroffer to come scrub your floors every day for a year for the exposure
November 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Business demons, January 2026: "The regulatory environment has changed. We must pragmatically accommodate the new administration's cultural priorities to protect shareholder value."

Voters, November 2026: "Counteroffer."
November 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
My VP: Chris, we don’t want to lose you, we want to present a counteroffer.

Me: Respectfully, I don’t think you can match it.

VP: I’ll present the counteroffer on Tuesday.

Tuesday: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

😂😂😂😂
November 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
He’s unrepentant.

He dgaf about this country.

He’s establishing his maximalist position.

Our counteroffer should be impeach-and-convict.

Relentless pressure until he breaks.

Bc he’s already invited foreign powers to attack us and he welcomes it just for the pretext.
BREAKING: Trump announces Stephen Miller will become White House Chief of Staff
November 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Counteroffer: Speaker AOC.
November 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Amazon’s counteroffer: they shouldn’t be able to force employees to work more than 23 hours a way, but employees should be allowed to voluntarily opt out
November 8, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Now I genuinely want to hear physics' counteroffer.
November 10, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Next drop better read "Bucco Brandon Lowe Counteroffer Accepted"
November 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Counteroffer, impeached and then black bagged and renditioned to The Hague.
November 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
counteroffer: slop structures
November 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Counteroffer: the skunk hat filter.
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November 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Belle and Sebastian Gorka is honestly inspired — the sad indie horns write themselves. Counteroffer: Rage Against the Machine Learning.
November 8, 2026 at 8:48 PM
St. Michael Catholic comes back with a strong counteroffer and Philip decides to stay where he's at
November 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
On August 13, rejecting Anami’s request that the decision to accept U.S. Secretary of State James Byrnes’s counteroffer (the “Byrnes note”), which rejected Japan’s conditional acceptance of the Potsdal terms, be postponed,
November 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Counteroffer: I give him a Louisville Slugger to the teeth.
November 2, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Skydance sweeping in with a counteroffer in 3... 2... 1...
November 6, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Haley Stevens says that she respects those Democrats who chose to support AES, and we should respect her choice in turn.

Counteroffer: Stevens *doesn't* respect our choice to support AES, and we *don't* respect her choice in turn.

I agree that parity and reciprocity is important.
November 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Not a journalist and I don't know that environment.

However, my experience has taught me, (anecdotal) time and time again, to never accept a counteroffer when you put in your notice because they think they own you and the ill treatment will increase exponentially.

I think this applies here, too.
Katniss Everdeen Good Luck Three Finger Salute
Alt: Katniss Everdeen Good Luck Three Finger Salute
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November 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Counteroffer: 50 silicon valley tech bros are killed at random whenever AI fucks up
Anthropic thinks they should be able to kill 50 people at a time.

www.forever-wars.com/no-bailouts-... @attackerman.bsky.social
November 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Counteroffer: We throw everyone in DHS into their own concentration camps and leave them to rot!!!
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
November 6, 2026 at 1:51 AM
3/ application. At that point, Putin had Snowjob over a barrel. Putin gave him a counteroffer: temporary asylum in exchange for training a dozen Russia military intelligence officers how to hack into US computer systems and, more importantly, ALL computer voting machines in this country, machines
November 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Counteroffer: Speaker Nikema Williams.
November 4, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I mean sure, I also offered my cats the job of housekeeper to clean up their own tracked litter off the floor. Remains to be seen if they accept or come back with a counteroffer…
November 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM