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My sewing room isn’t messy. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. ✂️
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April 20, 2026 at 7:37 PM
A clean house is the sign of a broken sewing machine. ✂️
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January 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
When you make it yourself it’s whatever size you say it is. ✂️
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January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Do not question the size of my stash. Unless you think it should be bigger. ✂️
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September 21, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Do not question the size of my stash. Unless you think it should be bigger. ✂️
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February 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I never make the same sewing mistake twice.... rather a whole bunch of times just to be sure! ✂️
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February 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Cut twice, measure once... Wait... ✂️
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January 26, 2026 at 8:36 PM
A clean house is the sign of a broken sewing machine. ✂️
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August 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I’m working on my PHD (Projects Half Done) in Sewing. ✂️
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March 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Yes, I sew.
No, I won’t hem your pants. ✂️
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April 27, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Sewing is not a hobby. It’s a post-apocalyptic life skill. ✂️
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March 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
When the holiday stress hits, the seam ripper comes out. 🎄✂️
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December 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I don’t hoard fabric.
I just shop faster than I sew. ✂️
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May 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I don’t have too much fabrics. My day doesn’t have enough hours! ✂️
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September 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
If I’m not done sewing in 20 minutes, just keep waiting. ✂️
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February 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I don’t have too much fabrics. My day doesn’t have enough hours! ✂️
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February 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
In my defense, I was left unsupervised and the fabric store was open. ✂️
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June 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
When you make it yourself it’s whatever size you say it is. ✂️
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August 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
It’s ok to cut negative people out of your life. Just don’t use your fabric scissors.
 ✂️
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March 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
You haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a machine while it’s running! ✂️
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January 19, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I never make the same sewing mistake twice.... rather a whole bunch of times just to be sure! ✂️
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September 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Cut twice, measure once... Wait... ✂️
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August 31, 2026 at 7:36 PM
You haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a machine while it’s running! ✂️
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August 24, 2026 at 7:36 PM
My sewing place is my happy place. ✂️
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August 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I only buy craft supplies when I need them. Or because they are on a sale. Or I like them. ✂️
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July 27, 2026 at 7:36 PM