#CranApple
CRANAPPLE PETE SHOULD SMILE MORE
This is The Cranapple Pete if ever there was The Cranapple Pete.
May 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The guy's name is Cranapple Pete.
May 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
was he swigging cranapple
September 29, 2026 at 1:40 AM
It is six volumes, called in short, THE CRANAPPLE SAGA.
May 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“are you okay?”

no, i’m not okay but check this out
Kitten on Skateboard with Cranapple Juice
Alt: Kitten on Skateboard with Cranapple Juice
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May 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I'm going to be honest with you all.

I'm a little bit disappointed that no one drew fan art of Cranapple Pete.

The new character sensation of the millenium and you're all still drawing Batman kissing Legolas when you COULD BE DRAWING CRANAPPLE PETE.

Shame. SHAME.
May 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Bro Cranapple juice is so good it almost makes you WANT more UTIs
September 7, 2023 at 1:55 AM
we exist on this earth to drink cranapple juice and nothing else
April 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I LOVE THIS TWO-FISTED DREAMBOAT OF A SF ACTION HERO, SARA!

CRANAPPLE FEVER IS SWEEPING THE NATION!
I know some people say Cranapple Pete is overrated because of his skyrocketing popularity, but he got a lil hat so
May 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Man, I am 100% sure he gets disoriented when he sees fruit juices mixed together. "CranApple?! Well, fuck my cushions now I've seen everything!"
August 27, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Apple buttering today and I thought “what about cranberry apple butter?!”

Cranapple butter coming up!! So excited.
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Fresh clean sheets + cranapple juice + Bob’s Burgers
July 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
This is The Cranapple Pete if ever there was The Cranapple Pete.
May 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Cranapple Pete: new tumblr sexyman?
May 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
once again, your posts are hotter than Cranapple Pete's heat vision
May 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
my blood tastes like cranapple juice
July 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Weird, just leaving cranapple on walls...
February 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I drew Cranapple Pete but my dog ate the drawing. And my pencil.

And my manwich. 🙁
May 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I'm sorry but I love this Cranapple Pete.

You can just TELL he loves cheese and his cosmic destiny and cheese!
May 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Take a nap or sip on a cranapple juice?
#choices #travel
April 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I think a lot of people are thinking, oh, this is going to be like the previous entries in my expanded cranapple sage and THEY'RE FUCKING RIGHT.
Gasp! A twist in the Cranappleverse!
May 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
BORIS CRANAPPLE BICHETTE
August 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
He was filled with delicious Ocean Spray Cranapple. #riffotronic
February 8, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I was going to draw Cranapple Pete but I got out my art supplies and somehow my whole supply of Octate had dried out, and you know you can't do justice to Cranapple Pete without ample application of Octate.
May 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM