#Cro-Magnon
Cro-Magnon beliefs.
March 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
One thing I miss about that bird app is regularly calling MTG a cro-magnon cunt.
December 3, 2024 at 5:42 PM
My favorite Cro-Magnon, Craig Morton 🥵
August 21, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Achtung, Verwechslungsgefahr:

Cro-Magnon <---> Cro-Magnum
August 25, 2026 at 5:52 AM
My favorite Cro-Magnon Craig Morton 🥵
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Prehistoric Hut made of mammoth bones.
15,000 B.C.
Cro-Magnon
Mezhirich, Ukraine
September 22, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Craig Morton, my favorite Cro-Magnon
July 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
The Jews have been corrupting Aryan racial purity since Cro-Magnon times, you see
April 26, 2026 at 10:34 PM
not now, whatever cro-magnons had to deal with
August 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
What's the opposite of going woke.

Going Cro-Magnon?
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
To make the Skyrim Skeleton intimidating without the overt use of “meanie eyes,” I gave it a cro-Magnon brow, thicc bones, a powerful, square jaw, and a huge set of teeth.
February 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
“I was today years old when I”— you bolt awake. Pines stretch far into the sky above the bed of grass and needles you’re lying upon. “Uk, bagg chuk?” Your cro-magnon partner nudges you to get up. There are mammoth to hunt. The ice is melting. Birds are singing choruses that feel forgotten.
September 24, 2026 at 12:36 PM
denver it’s time to play the nastiest cro magnon football polite society has ever seen
December 29, 2024 at 12:52 AM
#JackTheHouse. 🏠
#MusicChallenge 🎶

Day 7️⃣:

🗣 Constipated Monkeys
🔊 Cro-Magnon
April 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The “Riley Gaines” microphone case is priceless. It’s as if she’s some sort of actual reporter and not a cro-magnon dipshit who sits at home complaining about nonsense. Humiliating work. It’s hilarious watching all these sub-mediocre losers be raging narcissists. You are nothing, Riley.
Absolutely nobody knew who Riley Gaines was when she was swimming for Kentucky -- there wasn't a whole arena booing her at that time.
August 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Esse Brígido parece o HOMEM DE CRO-MAGNON
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
"Long time no see" is the only phrase from the Cro-Magnon business class to survive into contemporary English.
March 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Cro-Magnon #gogoboys
February 19, 2026 at 12:33 PM
The fun saga of how the same cro-magnon woman raised by neanderthals invented the sling, flint and pyrite, horseback riding and blowjobs.
March 22, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Sorry PA, but this Cro-Magnon is a real piece of shit. What's in it for him? 🤔
March 20, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Demain, on fête le 1er « mais… » :
April 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
former man developing skincare routine from first principles, like a cro magnon glaring at tinder and sticks
April 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A Cro-Magnon ~50,000 years ago giving a pep talk to his son about Homotherium
catbus.phd Catbus @catbus.phd · Apr 18
this is good advice for everyone, not just vet techs
November 27, 2024 at 8:38 PM