45,000-50,000 years, actually, the last living Cro-Magnon according to Vandal himself. (Java, one of Metamorpho's frenemies of long-standing, might disagree on this.)
September 29, 2026 at 1:00 PM
45,000-50,000 years, actually, the last living Cro-Magnon according to Vandal himself. (Java, one of Metamorpho's frenemies of long-standing, might disagree on this.)
New: 1993-07-22 CMLL , UWA Arena Toluca https://luchadb.com/events/shows/00154000/00154458.php
![CMLL , UWA (THU) 07/22/1993 Arena Toluca, Toluca, Estado de México [Box y Lucha 2108, RB]
1) Pavorreal vs Suspenso
2) Súper Pinocho & Súper Ratón vs Espanto IV & Espanto V
3) Damián el Guerrero, Guerrero del Futuro, Guerrero Maya vs Cro-Magnon, Popitekus, Troglodita
4) Mano Negra & Silver King vs Felino & Shu el Guerrero](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xtbeqbap6v25mueogmt3n4hg/bafkreihefeaiztdibwjtqtx6nlulu4lhdigrdyz5cghvxhldnctyxe76ya)
September 29, 2026 at 7:41 AM
New: 1993-07-22 CMLL , UWA Arena Toluca https://luchadb.com/events/shows/00154000/00154458.php
Hearing all the Cro-Magnon, former pro athlete, GOP chuds spouting their sexist, intolerant garbage really makes it easy to appreciate compassionate, intelligent men like @chriswarcraft.bsky.social
4. Jay Feely: "If they lived a real life and they were they were making, you know, 50, 60 grand as a teacher or a coach or, you know, going out, getting a job… I think every person at WNBA would appreciate a lot more. They wouldn’t complain near as much about what they’re making."
What congressional candidate Jay Feely really thinks about female athletes
The former NFL kicker has made women’s sports a central issue in his campaign.
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September 28, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Hearing all the Cro-Magnon, former pro athlete, GOP chuds spouting their sexist, intolerant garbage really makes it easy to appreciate compassionate, intelligent men like @chriswarcraft.bsky.social
Contrairement à ce qu’affirmait le professeur Desproges, lui aussi anthropologue amateur, quand l’homme de Cro-Magnon a inventé la massue, il ne s’en est pas servi aussitôt pour en mettre un coup sur la gueule de la femme de Cro-Magnonne.
Je me doutais que ce cliché c'était de la 💩
Mais franchement pas à ce point
youtube.com/shorts/ftrMk...
Mais franchement pas à ce point
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La police de Carcassonne : on vous tient au courant pour le prix Nobel ❤️
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September 28, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Contrairement à ce qu’affirmait le professeur Desproges, lui aussi anthropologue amateur, quand l’homme de Cro-Magnon a inventé la massue, il ne s’en est pas servi aussitôt pour en mettre un coup sur la gueule de la femme de Cro-Magnonne.
Machines will always have more to learn than humans, & humans still have lots to learn.
Improved use of machines set cro magnon apart from neanderthals.
A lot of these arguments against AI sound like neanderthals complaining that arrows work better than axes.
Master technology or be mastered by it.
Improved use of machines set cro magnon apart from neanderthals.
A lot of these arguments against AI sound like neanderthals complaining that arrows work better than axes.
Master technology or be mastered by it.
September 27, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Machines will always have more to learn than humans, & humans still have lots to learn.
Improved use of machines set cro magnon apart from neanderthals.
A lot of these arguments against AI sound like neanderthals complaining that arrows work better than axes.
Master technology or be mastered by it.
Improved use of machines set cro magnon apart from neanderthals.
A lot of these arguments against AI sound like neanderthals complaining that arrows work better than axes.
Master technology or be mastered by it.
I've nothing *against* cro-magnon, its just if they are going to move into Neanderthal areas, they should make an effort to integrate with Neanderthal culture.
September 27, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I've nothing *against* cro-magnon, its just if they are going to move into Neanderthal areas, they should make an effort to integrate with Neanderthal culture.
... and neanderthals complaining about the arrival their cro-magnon neighbours
September 27, 2026 at 8:28 AM
... and neanderthals complaining about the arrival their cro-magnon neighbours
It is your theory or it is real?🤔 Because I learned in History that Cro-Magnon men did not really live in the caves, they were just temporary crossing points where they eventually painted.
September 26, 2026 at 7:47 PM
It is your theory or it is real?🤔 Because I learned in History that Cro-Magnon men did not really live in the caves, they were just temporary crossing points where they eventually painted.
What does it even mean to be English? What period do you pin it? Post Norman Conquest? Anglo-Saxon period? The Dane-Law? Roman Britain? Celtic Britian? The beaker people?
Iron Age, Bronze Age or the stone age? Neanderthal or Cro Magnon?
Beginning to sound like a certain Stewart Lee sketch
Iron Age, Bronze Age or the stone age? Neanderthal or Cro Magnon?
Beginning to sound like a certain Stewart Lee sketch
September 25, 2026 at 2:44 PM
What does it even mean to be English? What period do you pin it? Post Norman Conquest? Anglo-Saxon period? The Dane-Law? Roman Britain? Celtic Britian? The beaker people?
Iron Age, Bronze Age or the stone age? Neanderthal or Cro Magnon?
Beginning to sound like a certain Stewart Lee sketch
Iron Age, Bronze Age or the stone age? Neanderthal or Cro Magnon?
Beginning to sound like a certain Stewart Lee sketch
Andy Capp was pretty major.
I know he was on early enough television, even with, Dan Akroyd. The early Saturday night live crew was mostly improvisational theater. They liked the Comedy; they were fairly old, but well worth it.
Basically Andy, I knew in Biophysics, was Cro Magnon.
I'm Melissa.
I know he was on early enough television, even with, Dan Akroyd. The early Saturday night live crew was mostly improvisational theater. They liked the Comedy; they were fairly old, but well worth it.
Basically Andy, I knew in Biophysics, was Cro Magnon.
I'm Melissa.
September 25, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Andy Capp was pretty major.
I know he was on early enough television, even with, Dan Akroyd. The early Saturday night live crew was mostly improvisational theater. They liked the Comedy; they were fairly old, but well worth it.
Basically Andy, I knew in Biophysics, was Cro Magnon.
I'm Melissa.
I know he was on early enough television, even with, Dan Akroyd. The early Saturday night live crew was mostly improvisational theater. They liked the Comedy; they were fairly old, but well worth it.
Basically Andy, I knew in Biophysics, was Cro Magnon.
I'm Melissa.
That’s a fair point, if we’re including non-modern humans then we have to consider the Cro-Magnon singing mountain men!
September 25, 2026 at 6:58 AM
That’s a fair point, if we’re including non-modern humans then we have to consider the Cro-Magnon singing mountain men!
“I was today years old when I”— you bolt awake. Pines stretch far into the sky above the bed of grass and needles you’re lying upon. “Uk, bagg chuk?” Your cro-magnon partner nudges you to get up. There are mammoth to hunt. The ice is melting. Birds are singing choruses that feel forgotten.
September 24, 2026 at 12:36 PM
“I was today years old when I”— you bolt awake. Pines stretch far into the sky above the bed of grass and needles you’re lying upon. “Uk, bagg chuk?” Your cro-magnon partner nudges you to get up. There are mammoth to hunt. The ice is melting. Birds are singing choruses that feel forgotten.
Video evidence of him deliberately trying to sink a boat with, at best, total recklessness as to whether the occupants drowned or not.
This is not just criminal damage. He needs to be charged withsomething serious. A message needs to be sent to his cro-magnon followers that this. Is. Not. OK.
This is not just criminal damage. He needs to be charged withsomething serious. A message needs to be sent to his cro-magnon followers that this. Is. Not. OK.
September 24, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Video evidence of him deliberately trying to sink a boat with, at best, total recklessness as to whether the occupants drowned or not.
This is not just criminal damage. He needs to be charged withsomething serious. A message needs to be sent to his cro-magnon followers that this. Is. Not. OK.
This is not just criminal damage. He needs to be charged withsomething serious. A message needs to be sent to his cro-magnon followers that this. Is. Not. OK.
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The cray-cray white Christian nationalist dbl XX chromosome cro-magnon?
The cray-cray white Christian nationalist dbl XX chromosome cro-magnon?
Marco Rubio: “Iranians are radical religious lunatics.”
Also: Have you met Paula White, the White House faith advisor?
Also: Have you met Paula White, the White House faith advisor?
September 24, 2026 at 4:48 AM
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
The cray-cray white Christian nationalist dbl XX chromosome cro-magnon?
The cray-cray white Christian nationalist dbl XX chromosome cro-magnon?
I normally actively try to *not* lean into my baser, animal-brain first-thoughts, and hold myself to higher cognitive operating standards… note the “normally”
I enjoy an exception as a little treat now and then, and this man has EARNED me calling him a cro-magnon-ass, Ted Bundy-eyed ignorant freak.
I enjoy an exception as a little treat now and then, and this man has EARNED me calling him a cro-magnon-ass, Ted Bundy-eyed ignorant freak.
NEW: Republican congressional candidate Brandon Herrera called single motherhood “irresponsibility,” laughed as a podcast host mocked single moms seeking assistance, and then argued against government safety nets.
“It’s Irresponsibility”— Brandon Herrera Attacked Single Moms
Herrera made the remark before arguing against government safety nets.
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September 24, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I normally actively try to *not* lean into my baser, animal-brain first-thoughts, and hold myself to higher cognitive operating standards… note the “normally”
I enjoy an exception as a little treat now and then, and this man has EARNED me calling him a cro-magnon-ass, Ted Bundy-eyed ignorant freak.
I enjoy an exception as a little treat now and then, and this man has EARNED me calling him a cro-magnon-ass, Ted Bundy-eyed ignorant freak.
Cro Magnon Opus
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stevebrodner.substack.com/p/cro-magnon...
Cro Magnon Opus
Slaughter on 1st Avenue
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September 23, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Cro Magnon Opus
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“Cro Magnon Opus” by Steve Brodner on Bluesky and on The Greater Quiet.
“Slaughter on 1st Avenue”
Please support Editorial Cartoonists, whenever possible directly, whose work is shown on Bluesky.
This #EditorialCartoon was found on The Greater Quiet.
“Slaughter on 1st Avenue”
Please support Editorial Cartoonists, whenever possible directly, whose work is shown on Bluesky.
This #EditorialCartoon was found on The Greater Quiet.
September 23, 2026 at 1:52 PM
“Cro Magnon Opus” by Steve Brodner on Bluesky and on The Greater Quiet.
“Slaughter on 1st Avenue”
Please support Editorial Cartoonists, whenever possible directly, whose work is shown on Bluesky.
This #EditorialCartoon was found on The Greater Quiet.
“Slaughter on 1st Avenue”
Please support Editorial Cartoonists, whenever possible directly, whose work is shown on Bluesky.
This #EditorialCartoon was found on The Greater Quiet.
Cat is staring at my new TV when its on like hes a Cro Magnon peering into the fire, afraid of what he might see and unable to look away
September 23, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Cat is staring at my new TV when its on like hes a Cro Magnon peering into the fire, afraid of what he might see and unable to look away
I am going to put a cro-magnon wizard on a unicorn and no one can stop me.
It is a tremendously BAD idea (he has 15 base mag growth) to do so, but I will still do it, because it is funny.
It is a tremendously BAD idea (he has 15 base mag growth) to do so, but I will still do it, because it is funny.
September 23, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I am going to put a cro-magnon wizard on a unicorn and no one can stop me.
It is a tremendously BAD idea (he has 15 base mag growth) to do so, but I will still do it, because it is funny.
It is a tremendously BAD idea (he has 15 base mag growth) to do so, but I will still do it, because it is funny.
2Person Demo #Windows が、配信開始されました。
Steam：2Person Demo
Experience cooperative platforming from an entirely new perspective. See through your partner
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September 22, 2026 at 7:03 PM
2Person Demo #Windows が、配信開始されました。
A un moment il faut choquer ce pays d'hommes de CRO MAGNON qu'est la France wsh
Histoire qu'ils mettent des mesures préventives pour limiter la propagation des maladies (purificateurs d'air, télétravail, vaccination encouragée payée par l'employeur) et prévenir les burn out
Histoire qu'ils mettent des mesures préventives pour limiter la propagation des maladies (purificateurs d'air, télétravail, vaccination encouragée payée par l'employeur) et prévenir les burn out
September 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
A un moment il faut choquer ce pays d'hommes de CRO MAGNON qu'est la France wsh
Histoire qu'ils mettent des mesures préventives pour limiter la propagation des maladies (purificateurs d'air, télétravail, vaccination encouragée payée par l'employeur) et prévenir les burn out
Histoire qu'ils mettent des mesures préventives pour limiter la propagation des maladies (purificateurs d'air, télétravail, vaccination encouragée payée par l'employeur) et prévenir les burn out