corey my bots are written in awk and run from a cronjob on my laptop
December 16, 2024 at 7:25 PM
corey my bots are written in awk and run from a cronjob on my laptop
To make it look like I'm home when I'm not, I have a cronjob to play the Crazy Frog ringtone through my computer speakers at high volume at random times.
April 26, 2026 at 5:20 PM
To make it look like I'm home when I'm not, I have a cronjob to play the Crazy Frog ringtone through my computer speakers at high volume at random times.
shes giving me a cronjob on her rack
May 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
shes giving me a cronjob on her rack
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August 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Recreating Asana via first principles (spreadsheets and a cronjob)
August 12, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Recreating Asana via first principles (spreadsheets and a cronjob)
waking up your partner with a cronjob every morning
January 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
waking up your partner with a cronjob every morning
#DuckDB CronJob Community Extension 🦆
We needed a simple cronjob runner to simulate activity and to keep tables clean during development so we made yet another tiny @duckdb.org extension. Cron Jobs are in-process without persistence (yet) but contributions are as always welcome! 🧪 #Quackscience
We needed a simple cronjob runner to simulate activity and to keep tables clean during development so we made yet another tiny @duckdb.org extension. Cron Jobs are in-process without persistence (yet) but contributions are as always welcome! 🧪 #Quackscience
GitHub - quackscience/duckdb-extension-cronjob: WIP: DuckDB CronJob Extension
WIP: DuckDB CronJob Extension. Contribute to quackscience/duckdb-extension-cronjob development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 17, 2024 at 12:47 PM
#DuckDB CronJob Community Extension 🦆
We needed a simple cronjob runner to simulate activity and to keep tables clean during development so we made yet another tiny @duckdb.org extension. Cron Jobs are in-process without persistence (yet) but contributions are as always welcome! 🧪 #Quackscience
We needed a simple cronjob runner to simulate activity and to keep tables clean during development so we made yet another tiny @duckdb.org extension. Cron Jobs are in-process without persistence (yet) but contributions are as always welcome! 🧪 #Quackscience
claude daily affirmations cronjob
August 22, 2026 at 1:44 PM
claude daily affirmations cronjob
i laugh every time i read the word cronjob
March 11, 2026 at 3:28 PM
i laugh every time i read the word cronjob
DuckDB & @qxip.bsky.social can be your orchestrator now
November 17, 2024 at 2:31 PM
DuckDB & @qxip.bsky.social can be your orchestrator now
is a "cronjob" some weird sex thing
April 29, 2024 at 9:39 PM
is a "cronjob" some weird sex thing
My name is Monthly Cronjob
November 12, 2023 at 4:36 PM
My name is Monthly Cronjob
vercel girl who gives you a cronjob
August 12, 2025 at 11:29 AM
vercel girl who gives you a cronjob
This arcane cronjob script is simple.
Cronjob polls the operating system every 4 milliseconds to determine if Smashmouth's All Star is installed, and if it is time to play it.
If no to either, it automatically emails a megapixel resolution image of Smashmouth's album cover to you. If yes it plays.
Cronjob polls the operating system every 4 milliseconds to determine if Smashmouth's All Star is installed, and if it is time to play it.
If no to either, it automatically emails a megapixel resolution image of Smashmouth's album cover to you. If yes it plays.
January 25, 2026 at 12:40 AM
This arcane cronjob script is simple.
Cronjob polls the operating system every 4 milliseconds to determine if Smashmouth's All Star is installed, and if it is time to play it.
If no to either, it automatically emails a megapixel resolution image of Smashmouth's album cover to you. If yes it plays.
Cronjob polls the operating system every 4 milliseconds to determine if Smashmouth's All Star is installed, and if it is time to play it.
If no to either, it automatically emails a megapixel resolution image of Smashmouth's album cover to you. If yes it plays.
I'm not saying you should do this, i'm just saying its remarkably easy to:
1. create a random gmail account
2. install & configure msmtp (marlam.de/msmtp/) to use the account
3. [cronjob frequency] cat bee-movie.txt | msmtp DEIAtruth@opm.gov
1. create a random gmail account
2. install & configure msmtp (marlam.de/msmtp/) to use the account
3. [cronjob frequency] cat bee-movie.txt | msmtp DEIAtruth@opm.gov
January 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I'm not saying you should do this, i'm just saying its remarkably easy to:
1. create a random gmail account
2. install & configure msmtp (marlam.de/msmtp/) to use the account
3. [cronjob frequency] cat bee-movie.txt | msmtp DEIAtruth@opm.gov
1. create a random gmail account
2. install & configure msmtp (marlam.de/msmtp/) to use the account
3. [cronjob frequency] cat bee-movie.txt | msmtp DEIAtruth@opm.gov
i think i did that cronjob wrong
April 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
i think i did that cronjob wrong
my discord server has a channel where people post images and it ends up in a pool to become the server's banner, switched randomly every day by a cronjob. today we will be exhausting the 6+ month stockpile of images we had
September 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
my discord server has a channel where people post images and it ends up in a pool to become the server's banner, switched randomly every day by a cronjob. today we will be exhausting the 6+ month stockpile of images we had
I have only ever heard the term “cronjob” come directly before the phrase “has failed.”
February 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I have only ever heard the term “cronjob” come directly before the phrase “has failed.”
The #DuckDB CronJob Community Extension is not getting much traction yet but its sure great for rotating data and keeping databases fresh and clean. Just don't forget to CHECKPOINT once you drop data to reclaim space!
cronjob
DuckDB Community Extensions DuckDB HTTP Cronjob Extension
duckdb.org
December 7, 2024 at 8:44 PM
The #DuckDB CronJob Community Extension is not getting much traction yet but its sure great for rotating data and keeping databases fresh and clean. Just don't forget to CHECKPOINT once you drop data to reclaim space!
September 20, 2026 at 1:00 PM
the script still doesnt work with the cronjob
August 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
the script still doesnt work with the cronjob
giving glados a cronjob
August 23, 2026 at 3:29 PM
giving glados a cronjob