It sounds more important than “REPL loop with cronjobs”
September 26, 2026 at 12:38 AM
It sounds more important than “REPL loop with cronjobs”
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When protogens get horny do they give each other cronjobs
When protogens get horny do they give each other cronjobs
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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When protogens get horny do they give each other cronjobs
When protogens get horny do they give each other cronjobs
Windows users don't know the magic of cronjobs, which allow you to play Smashmouth's All Star once an hour. That is what Linux on the desktop promises.
January 25, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Windows users don't know the magic of cronjobs, which allow you to play Smashmouth's All Star once an hour. That is what Linux on the desktop promises.
I should be getting pawjobs not setting up cronjobs
December 30, 2024 at 11:08 AM
I should be getting pawjobs not setting up cronjobs
me: (carefully explaining how the bots work on the back end as far as i understand)
my husband: so you're some kind of cron-man doing cronjobs all the time
my husband: so you're some kind of cron-man doing cronjobs all the time
January 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
me: (carefully explaining how the bots work on the back end as far as i understand)
my husband: so you're some kind of cron-man doing cronjobs all the time
my husband: so you're some kind of cron-man doing cronjobs all the time
Cronjobs are one of the unsung heroes of Getting Stuff Working
October 21, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Cronjobs are one of the unsung heroes of Getting Stuff Working
Turns out both vercel and netlify have cronjobs..
August 12, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Turns out both vercel and netlify have cronjobs..
One cool thing I've learned how to do in recent months is automate stuff. Woo cronjobs. www.capitalweather.com/forecast-lab/
June 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
One cool thing I've learned how to do in recent months is automate stuff. Woo cronjobs. www.capitalweather.com/forecast-lab/
ita shocking how much of the world is powered by cronjobs and consumer grade synology disk arrays
October 11, 2024 at 4:01 PM
ita shocking how much of the world is powered by cronjobs and consumer grade synology disk arrays
🌶️ AGI today is cronjobs and --dangerously-skip-permissions, and it won't change soon.
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
🌶️ AGI today is cronjobs and --dangerously-skip-permissions, and it won't change soon.
“We did cronjobs the hard way: agentically—so YOU don’t have to.”
September 27, 2026 at 8:05 PM
“We did cronjobs the hard way: agentically—so YOU don’t have to.”
Gonna start calling my cronjobs “agents”, they are the same thing lmao
June 21, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Gonna start calling my cronjobs “agents”, they are the same thing lmao
wu-tang clan - C.R.E.A.M. (cronjobs rule everything around me)
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
wu-tang clan - C.R.E.A.M. (cronjobs rule everything around me)
TOP 5 Hostings para desplegar tu web o API sin coste:
① VERCEL
Webs de JavaScript, Next, Vue, etc.
Proyectos ilimitados (100GB de transferencia)
→ vercel․com
② NORTHFLANK
Proyectos de Go, Rust, Java... (Compatible Dockerfile)
Sin coste para 2 servicios y 2 cronjobs
→ northflank․com
[Sigue...]
① VERCEL
Webs de JavaScript, Next, Vue, etc.
Proyectos ilimitados (100GB de transferencia)
→ vercel․com
② NORTHFLANK
Proyectos de Go, Rust, Java... (Compatible Dockerfile)
Sin coste para 2 servicios y 2 cronjobs
→ northflank․com
[Sigue...]
July 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
TOP 5 Hostings para desplegar tu web o API sin coste:
① VERCEL
Webs de JavaScript, Next, Vue, etc.
Proyectos ilimitados (100GB de transferencia)
→ vercel․com
② NORTHFLANK
Proyectos de Go, Rust, Java... (Compatible Dockerfile)
Sin coste para 2 servicios y 2 cronjobs
→ northflank․com
[Sigue...]
① VERCEL
Webs de JavaScript, Next, Vue, etc.
Proyectos ilimitados (100GB de transferencia)
→ vercel․com
② NORTHFLANK
Proyectos de Go, Rust, Java... (Compatible Dockerfile)
Sin coste para 2 servicios y 2 cronjobs
→ northflank․com
[Sigue...]
I did not know that mormons are against the usage of timers/cronjobs
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I did not know that mormons are against the usage of timers/cronjobs
TIL: Kubernetes CronJobs:
1/5 K8s cronjobs have a .spec.successfulJobsHistoryLimit. Default=3. Adjust to keep history longer. 🕒
1/5 K8s cronjobs have a .spec.successfulJobsHistoryLimit. Default=3. Adjust to keep history longer. 🕒
February 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
TIL: Kubernetes CronJobs:
1/5 K8s cronjobs have a .spec.successfulJobsHistoryLimit. Default=3. Adjust to keep history longer. 🕒
1/5 K8s cronjobs have a .spec.successfulJobsHistoryLimit. Default=3. Adjust to keep history longer. 🕒
1. Too woke
2. I can't figure out cronjobs
3. Idk I ran out of funny one liners
2. I can't figure out cronjobs
3. Idk I ran out of funny one liners
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
1. Too woke
2. I can't figure out cronjobs
3. Idk I ran out of funny one liners
2. I can't figure out cronjobs
3. Idk I ran out of funny one liners
Me, 3 years ago: what if we replaced a bunch of manual processes with cronjobs?
Powers that be: "oh wow that seems really complex and risky, let's consider it as a potential future state"
Consultant: what if we made AI write scripts to run more AIs in Fabric?
Powers that be: "oh wow that seems really complex and risky, let's consider it as a potential future state"
Consultant: what if we made AI write scripts to run more AIs in Fabric?
Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
ALT: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
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July 1, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Me, 3 years ago: what if we replaced a bunch of manual processes with cronjobs?
Powers that be: "oh wow that seems really complex and risky, let's consider it as a potential future state"
Consultant: what if we made AI write scripts to run more AIs in Fabric?
Powers that be: "oh wow that seems really complex and risky, let's consider it as a potential future state"
Consultant: what if we made AI write scripts to run more AIs in Fabric?
you've heard of cronjobs. how about cornjobs? every so often at predetermined moments an ear of corn falls on your head.
January 5, 2026 at 11:49 AM
you've heard of cronjobs. how about cornjobs? every so often at predetermined moments an ear of corn falls on your head.
spending my days watching Microsoft engineers fix cronjobs has me wishing for a cronjob myself
April 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
spending my days watching Microsoft engineers fix cronjobs has me wishing for a cronjob myself