if i was a crab i’d call myself kim crustacean
November 3, 2026 at 4:02 AM
if i was a crab i’d call myself kim crustacean
Barnacles clinging to a crab's shell are distant crustacean cousins, glued on with one of nature's strongest underwater cements. Removing them by hand helps a crab that can no longer molt them off.
November 2, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Barnacles clinging to a crab's shell are distant crustacean cousins, glued on with one of nature's strongest underwater cements. Removing them by hand helps a crab that can no longer molt them off.
SPOOKY FACT:
Rhizocephalans are barnacle parasites that zombify their crustacean hosts & can alter their behavior & physical body.
Rhizocephalans are barnacle parasites that zombify their crustacean hosts & can alter their behavior & physical body.
October 31, 2026 at 6:01 PM
SPOOKY FACT:
Rhizocephalans are barnacle parasites that zombify their crustacean hosts & can alter their behavior & physical body.
Rhizocephalans are barnacle parasites that zombify their crustacean hosts & can alter their behavior & physical body.
Sylvia is the horniest crustacean in the universe. #TOSSatNight
November 1, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Sylvia is the horniest crustacean in the universe. #TOSSatNight
we ALL would call you Kim Crustacean
November 3, 2026 at 4:10 AM
we ALL would call you Kim Crustacean
Oh no a ghost shrimp, the most haunted type of crustacean! You might argue for the ghost crab, but no, they aren’t even remotely spooky. This spectral lady is Pearl. Her sequins are reversible, so on a whim she can become a disco shrimp.
👻🦐 #ghostshrimp #shrimp #crustacean #softsculpture #shrimpart
👻🦐 #ghostshrimp #shrimp #crustacean #softsculpture #shrimpart
October 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Oh no a ghost shrimp, the most haunted type of crustacean! You might argue for the ghost crab, but no, they aren’t even remotely spooky. This spectral lady is Pearl. Her sequins are reversible, so on a whim she can become a disco shrimp.
👻🦐 #ghostshrimp #shrimp #crustacean #softsculpture #shrimpart
👻🦐 #ghostshrimp #shrimp #crustacean #softsculpture #shrimpart
I used to get drunk and be like MR CRUSTACEAN MAN
November 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I used to get drunk and be like MR CRUSTACEAN MAN
Uncredited Enebriated Crustacean, my beloved
UP LATE
October 29, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Uncredited Enebriated Crustacean, my beloved
Can't we just kill mr. Krabs? That crustacean cheapskate certainly deserves it.
October 31, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Can't we just kill mr. Krabs? That crustacean cheapskate certainly deserves it.
Crustacean Liberation
October 27, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Crustacean Liberation
I keep thinking it's some sort of crustacean Pokemon.
October 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I keep thinking it's some sort of crustacean Pokemon.
Deep history of an ancient subterranean crustacean: origins of the Bathynellacea (Syncarida) doi.org/10.1098/rspb... | #ProcB #Evolution #Taxonomy
November 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Deep history of an ancient subterranean crustacean: origins of the Bathynellacea (Syncarida) doi.org/10.1098/rspb... | #ProcB #Evolution #Taxonomy
do you know the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus terminal?
one's a crusty bus station.... the other's a busty crustacean.
one's a crusty bus station.... the other's a busty crustacean.
Fozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up Comedy
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October 29, 2026 at 9:28 PM
do you know the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus terminal?
one's a crusty bus station.... the other's a busty crustacean.
one's a crusty bus station.... the other's a busty crustacean.
“Learning to be a lady / is like learning / to live within a shell, / to be a crustacean encased / in a small white / uncomfortable world.”
#BookSky #Books #HistoricalFiction #ComingOfAge #FeministLit
#BookSky #Books #HistoricalFiction #ComingOfAge #FeministLit
November 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
“Learning to be a lady / is like learning / to live within a shell, / to be a crustacean encased / in a small white / uncomfortable world.”
#BookSky #Books #HistoricalFiction #ComingOfAge #FeministLit
#BookSky #Books #HistoricalFiction #ComingOfAge #FeministLit
i don't expect him to be as popular as ferret but i'm a crustacean fan
October 30, 2026 at 4:27 PM
i don't expect him to be as popular as ferret but i'm a crustacean fan
Meet one of the organizers! (i wish there's an isopod emoji sadge 😔 ) Soulty Ragevin
She’s a space crustacean VTuber who loves blendshapes a little too much.
"Can't wait to yap about Live2D stuff with everyone!!!" -Soulty
She’s a space crustacean VTuber who loves blendshapes a little too much.
"Can't wait to yap about Live2D stuff with everyone!!!" -Soulty
November 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Meet one of the organizers! (i wish there's an isopod emoji sadge 😔 ) Soulty Ragevin
She’s a space crustacean VTuber who loves blendshapes a little too much.
"Can't wait to yap about Live2D stuff with everyone!!!" -Soulty
She’s a space crustacean VTuber who loves blendshapes a little too much.
"Can't wait to yap about Live2D stuff with everyone!!!" -Soulty
climate is bad here too. understand. best fishes from this suspicious crustacean.
November 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
climate is bad here too. understand. best fishes from this suspicious crustacean.
He wore a tan suit and a pink crustacean.
October 29, 2026 at 8:32 PM
He wore a tan suit and a pink crustacean.
This is great
Also “bitch you’re a crustacean” is killing me
Also “bitch you’re a crustacean” is killing me
October 30, 2026 at 4:42 AM
This is great
Also “bitch you’re a crustacean” is killing me
Also “bitch you’re a crustacean” is killing me
Stella enjoying some quality time in the trough, complete with her fresh-foraged yabby claw cos that’s how she rolls.
October 29, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Stella enjoying some quality time in the trough, complete with her fresh-foraged yabby claw cos that’s how she rolls.
This Mystery Bag bestie has seen some things. 'Tis shrimp bestie looks like a Monday morning and somehow still has all the best vibes. No name, though. Such a travesty.
Help us fix that. Name this chaotic little crustacean in the comments!
Help us fix that. Name this chaotic little crustacean in the comments!
November 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
This Mystery Bag bestie has seen some things. 'Tis shrimp bestie looks like a Monday morning and somehow still has all the best vibes. No name, though. Such a travesty.
Help us fix that. Name this chaotic little crustacean in the comments!
Help us fix that. Name this chaotic little crustacean in the comments!
Protect this tiny computational crustacean. 😂❤
November 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Protect this tiny computational crustacean. 😂❤