These cryostorage machines are one of the 1500 located in SpaceX’s Brownsville facility. They’re used to store Elon Musk’s sperm until it can be deposited into a coworker or conservative blogger.
March 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
These cryostorage machines are one of the 1500 located in SpaceX’s Brownsville facility. They’re used to store Elon Musk’s sperm until it can be deposited into a coworker or conservative blogger.
maybe it's time to bring you out of cryostorage
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
maybe it's time to bring you out of cryostorage
I apparently forgot the iron law of social media, which is that if you mention "Marx" a small posse of actual Marxists will crawl out of cryostorage determined to recapitulate your junior year polisci seminar. I'm good guys.
March 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I apparently forgot the iron law of social media, which is that if you mention "Marx" a small posse of actual Marxists will crawl out of cryostorage determined to recapitulate your junior year polisci seminar. I'm good guys.
fetching jock yana from cryostorage and thawing her out
September 12, 2026 at 8:22 AM
fetching jock yana from cryostorage and thawing her out
Wow. If this is accurate, it’s reckless and potentially catastrophic
no supplies for clinical trials, animal husbandry, cell culture, liquid nitrogen for cryostorage….
no supplies for clinical trials, animal husbandry, cell culture, liquid nitrogen for cryostorage….
More from inside NIH:
Per a source with knowledge, for all internal research (of which there is like $10 billion worth or so), ALL purchasing shut down as of yesterday.
That means gloves, reagents, anything involved with lab work, which means a lot of that work will stop.
Per a source with knowledge, for all internal research (of which there is like $10 billion worth or so), ALL purchasing shut down as of yesterday.
That means gloves, reagents, anything involved with lab work, which means a lot of that work will stop.
January 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Wow. If this is accurate, it’s reckless and potentially catastrophic
no supplies for clinical trials, animal husbandry, cell culture, liquid nitrogen for cryostorage….
no supplies for clinical trials, animal husbandry, cell culture, liquid nitrogen for cryostorage….
Movie where the woman who can kill with a smile and wound with her eyes from the Billy Joel song "She's Always A Woman" is set loose and the scientists who created her are forced to let Jolene from the song "Jolene" out of cryostorage to bring her back but instead they team up.
August 16, 2023 at 5:14 AM
Movie where the woman who can kill with a smile and wound with her eyes from the Billy Joel song "She's Always A Woman" is set loose and the scientists who created her are forced to let Jolene from the song "Jolene" out of cryostorage to bring her back but instead they team up.
Things must be bad for that side if they let Jill out of cryostorage for a midterm election.
Leftists ratfucking to get Republicans elected season is here again, in other words
February 25, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Things must be bad for that side if they let Jill out of cryostorage for a midterm election.
they are frozen embryos that were adopted most often it seems by Christian and/or anti-abortion families www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2023/dece...
February 21, 2024 at 9:45 PM
they are frozen embryos that were adopted most often it seems by Christian and/or anti-abortion families www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2023/dece...
Can't see Gerry.
They must have put him back in cryostorage next to Howard and Murdoch and the other Undead Revenants.
They must have put him back in cryostorage next to Howard and Murdoch and the other Undead Revenants.
In other news, the Harvey Norman Christmas party at The Osbourne is a bit rowdy!
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Can't see Gerry.
They must have put him back in cryostorage next to Howard and Murdoch and the other Undead Revenants.
They must have put him back in cryostorage next to Howard and Murdoch and the other Undead Revenants.
get in the cryostorage pod shinji, or we'll have to take some other abused egg and make them into a meat popsicle instead
September 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
get in the cryostorage pod shinji, or we'll have to take some other abused egg and make them into a meat popsicle instead
Got thru 30% of my Twisting Unseen manuscript today! Getting everything ready for @meatcastlegameware.com by the end of the week, wish me luck, 😅
Map art by @queerwizard.co.uk !
Map art by @queerwizard.co.uk !
March 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Got thru 30% of my Twisting Unseen manuscript today! Getting everything ready for @meatcastlegameware.com by the end of the week, wish me luck, 😅
Map art by @queerwizard.co.uk !
Map art by @queerwizard.co.uk !
Chief! I'm a need several buckets and long term access to the cryostorage unit!
March 18, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Chief! I'm a need several buckets and long term access to the cryostorage unit!
but cryostorage for immortality, longer they stay in the freezer, more the value... right?
February 24, 2024 at 2:10 PM
but cryostorage for immortality, longer they stay in the freezer, more the value... right?
The ways folks respond to the “save one baby or 500 fertilized embryos in perfect cryostorage guaranteed to be born” thought experiment are always super revealing
April 9, 2024 at 5:25 PM
The ways folks respond to the “save one baby or 500 fertilized embryos in perfect cryostorage guaranteed to be born” thought experiment are always super revealing
With the disease being eradicated, smallpox exists now only in cryostorage in level 4 containment labs in the US and Russia. It could only return if one of those countries uses it as a bio weapon.
August 19, 2026 at 12:49 AM
With the disease being eradicated, smallpox exists now only in cryostorage in level 4 containment labs in the US and Russia. It could only return if one of those countries uses it as a bio weapon.
offer immortality, cryostorage etc to revive them in 100 years... obviously...
February 24, 2024 at 2:07 PM
offer immortality, cryostorage etc to revive them in 100 years... obviously...
Chimera in cryostorage….
August 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Chimera in cryostorage….
Some folks here have the most exciting and amazing jobs.
My job is kinda cool too.
I spent my day decanting one cryostorage tank to another. Giant liquid nitrogen vessels with over 1000 stem cell units, frozen at -195.8C (-320F).
Each one capable of saving a life.
My job is kinda cool too.
I spent my day decanting one cryostorage tank to another. Giant liquid nitrogen vessels with over 1000 stem cell units, frozen at -195.8C (-320F).
Each one capable of saving a life.
August 15, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Some folks here have the most exciting and amazing jobs.
My job is kinda cool too.
I spent my day decanting one cryostorage tank to another. Giant liquid nitrogen vessels with over 1000 stem cell units, frozen at -195.8C (-320F).
Each one capable of saving a life.
My job is kinda cool too.
I spent my day decanting one cryostorage tank to another. Giant liquid nitrogen vessels with over 1000 stem cell units, frozen at -195.8C (-320F).
Each one capable of saving a life.
He’s an adorable nerd who gets pulled out of cryostorage by our public broadcaster every time we have an election. I honestly don’t know who Auntie’s gonna get to take his place.
May 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
He’s an adorable nerd who gets pulled out of cryostorage by our public broadcaster every time we have an election. I honestly don’t know who Auntie’s gonna get to take his place.
Have the cryostorage folk forgotten about Val Doonican?
December 31, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Have the cryostorage folk forgotten about Val Doonican?