Hey Lucy
Wake all of the way up. Kamala would have been way better. Let’s stop skipping over our ignorance, racism, and misogyny, shall we?
Thank you for your attention to the obvious!
#Epstein #Iran #PoisonedFood #BallroomBunker #CryptoBribes #Ice #ConcentrationCamps #Fu*kAllOfYouWhoVotedForIt
Wake all of the way up. Kamala would have been way better. Let’s stop skipping over our ignorance, racism, and misogyny, shall we?
Thank you for your attention to the obvious!
#Epstein #Iran #PoisonedFood #BallroomBunker #CryptoBribes #Ice #ConcentrationCamps #Fu*kAllOfYouWhoVotedForIt
September 1, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Hey Lucy
Wake all of the way up. Kamala would have been way better. Let’s stop skipping over our ignorance, racism, and misogyny, shall we?
Thank you for your attention to the obvious!
#Epstein #Iran #PoisonedFood #BallroomBunker #CryptoBribes #Ice #ConcentrationCamps #Fu*kAllOfYouWhoVotedForIt
Wake all of the way up. Kamala would have been way better. Let’s stop skipping over our ignorance, racism, and misogyny, shall we?
Thank you for your attention to the obvious!
#Epstein #Iran #PoisonedFood #BallroomBunker #CryptoBribes #Ice #ConcentrationCamps #Fu*kAllOfYouWhoVotedForIt
Presidents don’t actually get “personal time”; it’s a 24hour/day job.
You’re always fucking President.
Especially when accepting bribes.
#cryptobribes
#fucktrump
#grifter
You’re always fucking President.
Especially when accepting bribes.
#cryptobribes
#fucktrump
#grifter
May 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Presidents don’t actually get “personal time”; it’s a 24hour/day job.
You’re always fucking President.
Especially when accepting bribes.
#cryptobribes
#fucktrump
#grifter
You’re always fucking President.
Especially when accepting bribes.
#cryptobribes
#fucktrump
#grifter
Obama, Bernie, and Kamala went to town. Kamala raised almost $1B from small donors in a few weeks. Ds dont even need corporate donors. But the problem is that they hate the base and dont want to do popular things. So their only plan is cryptobribes. But that means they have to go against the base.
June 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Obama, Bernie, and Kamala went to town. Kamala raised almost $1B from small donors in a few weeks. Ds dont even need corporate donors. But the problem is that they hate the base and dont want to do popular things. So their only plan is cryptobribes. But that means they have to go against the base.
Cryptobribes > gratuity.
January 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Cryptobribes > gratuity.
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September 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Jeff Bezos has cozied up to Trump and silenced criticism of him at the Washington Post.
Now Amazon will pay Trump's FTC a slap-on-the-wrist fine of $2.5B — just 1/10 of 1% of its total market cap — to settle a major lawsuit.
More pay-to-play schemes in Trump's swamp.
Now Amazon will pay Trump's FTC a slap-on-the-wrist fine of $2.5B — just 1/10 of 1% of its total market cap — to settle a major lawsuit.
More pay-to-play schemes in Trump's swamp.
September 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Meanwhile, the United Arab Emirates-backed investment firm MGX is also reportedly set to win a major stake in TikTok’s U.S. business. Back in May, MGX made a $2 billion investment in the Trump family’s cryptocurrency business World Liberty Financial.
September 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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The warmongering omnicrook who's hauled in something like a billion dollars from international cryptobribes alone trying to appease the rest of us rabble with his 'no tax on tips' screen makes me feel, not gonna lie, little bit crazy.
Trump: "An outlier is a person that doesn't have a chance"
(That's not what 'outlier' means)
(That's not what 'outlier' means)
August 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
The warmongering omnicrook who's hauled in something like a billion dollars from international cryptobribes alone trying to appease the rest of us rabble with his 'no tax on tips' screen makes me feel, not gonna lie, little bit crazy.
Excellent Article, especially part about cryptobribes!
January 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Excellent Article, especially part about cryptobribes!
Bribes, Lies, and Lullabies
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May 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Name 𝑜𝑛𝑒.
#tariffs #stockbuybackbill #Hyundai #Subaru #restaurants #cheapenergy #trickledown #cryptobribes #emolumentsclause #TheMadKing #syphiliticdementia #DOGEwaste #eggs #groceries #inflation #repatriation #labor #marketdisruption #TACO #interestrates #borrowingrisk #riskmanagement #jobsreport
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September 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
As part of the eventual imprisonment of convicted FELON Adolf #Trump, the proceeds of his criminal activities will be seized by the #DoJ. These include:
$400 million Qatari #BribeJet
$300 million Mar-a-Largo #FEMA “improvements”
$2.9 billion #CryptoBribes
Millions in Cash “Settlements” (extortion)
$400 million Qatari #BribeJet
$300 million Mar-a-Largo #FEMA “improvements”
$2.9 billion #CryptoBribes
Millions in Cash “Settlements” (extortion)
May 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
As part of the eventual imprisonment of convicted FELON Adolf #Trump, the proceeds of his criminal activities will be seized by the #DoJ. These include:
$400 million Qatari #BribeJet
$300 million Mar-a-Largo #FEMA “improvements”
$2.9 billion #CryptoBribes
Millions in Cash “Settlements” (extortion)
$400 million Qatari #BribeJet
$300 million Mar-a-Largo #FEMA “improvements”
$2.9 billion #CryptoBribes
Millions in Cash “Settlements” (extortion)
But what will happen is you'll have tariffs and nobody's gonna make things here--you're just gonna get screwed for no reason, I mean no good reason, obviously the president is gonna make his cryptobribes off of it
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
But what will happen is you'll have tariffs and nobody's gonna make things here--you're just gonna get screwed for no reason, I mean no good reason, obviously the president is gonna make his cryptobribes off of it
It is a gentle reminder that committed criminals, particularly those whose incomes were (before the cryptobribes) entirely dependent upon organized crime (i.e. the money-laundering by the Russian mob), think that laws are bullshit and inherently unfair.
August 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It is a gentle reminder that committed criminals, particularly those whose incomes were (before the cryptobribes) entirely dependent upon organized crime (i.e. the money-laundering by the Russian mob), think that laws are bullshit and inherently unfair.
Well...
#EmolumentsShouldHaveBeenEnough to restrain him in 2017.
But nobody defended the Constitution when it would have mattered. 😡⚖️
Now he openly accepts cryptobribes from criminals. 🤷🏻♂️
#EmolumentsShouldHaveBeenEnough to restrain him in 2017.
But nobody defended the Constitution when it would have mattered. 😡⚖️
Now he openly accepts cryptobribes from criminals. 🤷🏻♂️
May 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Well...
#EmolumentsShouldHaveBeenEnough to restrain him in 2017.
But nobody defended the Constitution when it would have mattered. 😡⚖️
Now he openly accepts cryptobribes from criminals. 🤷🏻♂️
#EmolumentsShouldHaveBeenEnough to restrain him in 2017.
But nobody defended the Constitution when it would have mattered. 😡⚖️
Now he openly accepts cryptobribes from criminals. 🤷🏻♂️
Goddamn it. This is impeachable.
We have a government to protect people. That includes helping disaster victims. We pull together because disaster could strike any of us. THAT promotes the general welfare.
It is NOT about enriching your billionaire friends or rewarding cryptobribes with a WH tour.
We have a government to protect people. That includes helping disaster victims. We pull together because disaster could strike any of us. THAT promotes the general welfare.
It is NOT about enriching your billionaire friends or rewarding cryptobribes with a WH tour.
May 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Goddamn it. This is impeachable.
We have a government to protect people. That includes helping disaster victims. We pull together because disaster could strike any of us. THAT promotes the general welfare.
It is NOT about enriching your billionaire friends or rewarding cryptobribes with a WH tour.
We have a government to protect people. That includes helping disaster victims. We pull together because disaster could strike any of us. THAT promotes the general welfare.
It is NOT about enriching your billionaire friends or rewarding cryptobribes with a WH tour.
In case anyone was wondering where the cryptobribes were going.
Schiff is just the least subtle of them.
Schiff is just the least subtle of them.
These 18 Senate Dems just voted to advance the crypto industry's money laundering bill:
Alsobrooks
Booker
Cortez Masto
Fetterman
Gallego
Gillibrand
Hassan
Heinrich
Hickenlooper
Kelly
Kim
Lujan
Padilla
Rosen
Schiff
Slotkin
Warner
Warnock
Alsobrooks
Booker
Cortez Masto
Fetterman
Gallego
Gillibrand
Hassan
Heinrich
Hickenlooper
Kelly
Kim
Lujan
Padilla
Rosen
Schiff
Slotkin
Warner
Warnock
June 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
In case anyone was wondering where the cryptobribes were going.
Schiff is just the least subtle of them.
Schiff is just the least subtle of them.
Senator Murphy CT calls criminal scandal. #cryptobribes
April 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Senator Murphy CT calls criminal scandal. #cryptobribes
Probably the same way that the PedoPINO is in the Oval despite leading a failed insurrection, took emoluments last term & this one, accepted cryptobribes, created "laws" and imposed blanket tariffs, impounded funds allocated by Congress, created a Gestapo, stole $40B to give to Bessent's buddies...
June 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Probably the same way that the PedoPINO is in the Oval despite leading a failed insurrection, took emoluments last term & this one, accepted cryptobribes, created "laws" and imposed blanket tariffs, impounded funds allocated by Congress, created a Gestapo, stole $40B to give to Bessent's buddies...
him to accept emoluments for BOTH his legitimate and his PINO terms and to accept cryptobribes as PINO, enabled him to violate Posse Comitatus, created CONCENTRATION and DEATH CAMPS ON US SOIL!, executed Americans in the street, gutted government and fired protected federal workers...and more.
June 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
him to accept emoluments for BOTH his legitimate and his PINO terms and to accept cryptobribes as PINO, enabled him to violate Posse Comitatus, created CONCENTRATION and DEATH CAMPS ON US SOIL!, executed Americans in the street, gutted government and fired protected federal workers...and more.
And even if we CAN claw back the stolen money we CAN account for, how many billions in cryptobribes and sales of the Office of the President has he ALREADY illegally obtained?
(At least $4B per the New Yorker)
(At least $4B per the New Yorker)
May 20, 2026 at 8:53 PM
And even if we CAN claw back the stolen money we CAN account for, how many billions in cryptobribes and sales of the Office of the President has he ALREADY illegally obtained?
(At least $4B per the New Yorker)
(At least $4B per the New Yorker)
$400M foreign jet that the PINO gets to keep as a retirement gift after the taxpayers are forced to pay for its retrofit is somehow NOT an emolument, cryptobribes are legal and totally cool, and that corporations get a voice and vote...🤷♂️)
May 19, 2026 at 9:18 PM
$400M foreign jet that the PINO gets to keep as a retirement gift after the taxpayers are forced to pay for its retrofit is somehow NOT an emolument, cryptobribes are legal and totally cool, and that corporations get a voice and vote...🤷♂️)