CRYPTOBRIBES FOR EVERYONE!
You get a bribe, YOU get a bribe, EVERY. BODY. GETS. A BRIBE!
Trump was doing Russian real estate money laundering back before it was popular: he's a trailblazer!
You get a bribe, YOU get a bribe, EVERY. BODY. GETS. A BRIBE!
Trump was doing Russian real estate money laundering back before it was popular: he's a trailblazer!
March 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
CRYPTOBRIBES FOR EVERYONE!
You get a bribe, YOU get a bribe, EVERY. BODY. GETS. A BRIBE!
Trump was doing Russian real estate money laundering back before it was popular: he's a trailblazer!
You get a bribe, YOU get a bribe, EVERY. BODY. GETS. A BRIBE!
Trump was doing Russian real estate money laundering back before it was popular: he's a trailblazer!
I know that anti-Christians can't understand, but ya know as an American, you might say "Americans support our Constitution" while "Americans" stormed the Capitol on J6, voted for an insurrectionist to hold office, and allowed illegal tariffs, emoluments/cryptobribes, and war crimes?
It's like that.
It's like that.
May 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I know that anti-Christians can't understand, but ya know as an American, you might say "Americans support our Constitution" while "Americans" stormed the Capitol on J6, voted for an insurrectionist to hold office, and allowed illegal tariffs, emoluments/cryptobribes, and war crimes?
It's like that.
It's like that.
The warmongering omnicrook who's hauled in something like a billion dollars from international cryptobribes alone trying to appease the rest of us rabble with his 'no tax on tips' screen makes me feel, not gonna lie, little bit crazy.
Trump: "An outlier is a person that doesn't have a chance"
(That's not what 'outlier' means)
(That's not what 'outlier' means)
August 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
The warmongering omnicrook who's hauled in something like a billion dollars from international cryptobribes alone trying to appease the rest of us rabble with his 'no tax on tips' screen makes me feel, not gonna lie, little bit crazy.
And even if we CAN claw back the stolen money we CAN account for, how many billions in cryptobribes and sales of the Office of the President has he ALREADY illegally obtained?
(At least $4B per the New Yorker)
(At least $4B per the New Yorker)
May 20, 2026 at 8:53 PM
And even if we CAN claw back the stolen money we CAN account for, how many billions in cryptobribes and sales of the Office of the President has he ALREADY illegally obtained?
(At least $4B per the New Yorker)
(At least $4B per the New Yorker)
It is a gentle reminder that committed criminals, particularly those whose incomes were (before the cryptobribes) entirely dependent upon organized crime (i.e. the money-laundering by the Russian mob), think that laws are bullshit and inherently unfair.
August 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It is a gentle reminder that committed criminals, particularly those whose incomes were (before the cryptobribes) entirely dependent upon organized crime (i.e. the money-laundering by the Russian mob), think that laws are bullshit and inherently unfair.
Plus there's that whole $4B in grift income from his monetization of the Office of the President. And the foreign properties. And the untraceable cryptobribes. And Bribe Jet One that WE refurbish and HE keeps if he lives to 2029 (my money's on blood clot: probably stroke). & the market manipulation.
May 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Plus there's that whole $4B in grift income from his monetization of the Office of the President. And the foreign properties. And the untraceable cryptobribes. And Bribe Jet One that WE refurbish and HE keeps if he lives to 2029 (my money's on blood clot: probably stroke). & the market manipulation.
Hey Lucy
Wake all of the way up. Kamala would have been way better. Let’s stop skipping over our ignorance, racism, and misogyny, shall we?
Thank you for your attention to the obvious!
#Epstein #Iran #PoisonedFood #BallroomBunker #CryptoBribes #Ice #ConcentrationCamps #Fu*kAllOfYouWhoVotedForIt
Wake all of the way up. Kamala would have been way better. Let’s stop skipping over our ignorance, racism, and misogyny, shall we?
Thank you for your attention to the obvious!
#Epstein #Iran #PoisonedFood #BallroomBunker #CryptoBribes #Ice #ConcentrationCamps #Fu*kAllOfYouWhoVotedForIt
September 1, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Hey Lucy
Wake all of the way up. Kamala would have been way better. Let’s stop skipping over our ignorance, racism, and misogyny, shall we?
Thank you for your attention to the obvious!
#Epstein #Iran #PoisonedFood #BallroomBunker #CryptoBribes #Ice #ConcentrationCamps #Fu*kAllOfYouWhoVotedForIt
Wake all of the way up. Kamala would have been way better. Let’s stop skipping over our ignorance, racism, and misogyny, shall we?
Thank you for your attention to the obvious!
#Epstein #Iran #PoisonedFood #BallroomBunker #CryptoBribes #Ice #ConcentrationCamps #Fu*kAllOfYouWhoVotedForIt
Excellent Article, especially part about cryptobribes!
January 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Excellent Article, especially part about cryptobribes!
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Meanwhile, the United Arab Emirates-backed investment firm MGX is also reportedly set to win a major stake in TikTok’s U.S. business. Back in May, MGX made a $2 billion investment in the Trump family’s cryptocurrency business World Liberty Financial.
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him to accept emoluments for BOTH his legitimate and his PINO terms and to accept cryptobribes as PINO, enabled him to violate Posse Comitatus, created CONCENTRATION and DEATH CAMPS ON US SOIL!, executed Americans in the street, gutted government and fired protected federal workers...and more.
June 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
him to accept emoluments for BOTH his legitimate and his PINO terms and to accept cryptobribes as PINO, enabled him to violate Posse Comitatus, created CONCENTRATION and DEATH CAMPS ON US SOIL!, executed Americans in the street, gutted government and fired protected federal workers...and more.
DJ & E are in charge of the cryptobribes...
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
DJ & E are in charge of the cryptobribes...
Obama, Bernie, and Kamala went to town. Kamala raised almost $1B from small donors in a few weeks. Ds dont even need corporate donors. But the problem is that they hate the base and dont want to do popular things. So their only plan is cryptobribes. But that means they have to go against the base.
June 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Obama, Bernie, and Kamala went to town. Kamala raised almost $1B from small donors in a few weeks. Ds dont even need corporate donors. But the problem is that they hate the base and dont want to do popular things. So their only plan is cryptobribes. But that means they have to go against the base.
Probably the same way that the PedoPINO is in the Oval despite leading a failed insurrection, took emoluments last term & this one, accepted cryptobribes, created "laws" and imposed blanket tariffs, impounded funds allocated by Congress, created a Gestapo, stole $40B to give to Bessent's buddies...
June 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Probably the same way that the PedoPINO is in the Oval despite leading a failed insurrection, took emoluments last term & this one, accepted cryptobribes, created "laws" and imposed blanket tariffs, impounded funds allocated by Congress, created a Gestapo, stole $40B to give to Bessent's buddies...
Presidents don’t actually get “personal time”; it’s a 24hour/day job.
You’re always fucking President.
Especially when accepting bribes.
#cryptobribes
#fucktrump
#grifter
You’re always fucking President.
Especially when accepting bribes.
#cryptobribes
#fucktrump
#grifter
May 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Presidents don’t actually get “personal time”; it’s a 24hour/day job.
You’re always fucking President.
Especially when accepting bribes.
#cryptobribes
#fucktrump
#grifter
You’re always fucking President.
Especially when accepting bribes.
#cryptobribes
#fucktrump
#grifter
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September 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Goddamn it. This is impeachable.
We have a government to protect people. That includes helping disaster victims. We pull together because disaster could strike any of us. THAT promotes the general welfare.
It is NOT about enriching your billionaire friends or rewarding cryptobribes with a WH tour.
We have a government to protect people. That includes helping disaster victims. We pull together because disaster could strike any of us. THAT promotes the general welfare.
It is NOT about enriching your billionaire friends or rewarding cryptobribes with a WH tour.
May 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Goddamn it. This is impeachable.
We have a government to protect people. That includes helping disaster victims. We pull together because disaster could strike any of us. THAT promotes the general welfare.
It is NOT about enriching your billionaire friends or rewarding cryptobribes with a WH tour.
We have a government to protect people. That includes helping disaster victims. We pull together because disaster could strike any of us. THAT promotes the general welfare.
It is NOT about enriching your billionaire friends or rewarding cryptobribes with a WH tour.
But what will happen is you'll have tariffs and nobody's gonna make things here--you're just gonna get screwed for no reason, I mean no good reason, obviously the president is gonna make his cryptobribes off of it
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
But what will happen is you'll have tariffs and nobody's gonna make things here--you're just gonna get screwed for no reason, I mean no good reason, obviously the president is gonna make his cryptobribes off of it
housing subsidies.
•Bored (Board) of Peace? (note WHO is on it. Peace?) All those billion-dollar membership fees by the PINO creating this grift from the Oval go to HIM, not the Treasury (and the matter of ethics here, too)
•Cryptobribes? All of the Trump Crime Family/Witkoff Crime Family's crypto
•Bored (Board) of Peace? (note WHO is on it. Peace?) All those billion-dollar membership fees by the PINO creating this grift from the Oval go to HIM, not the Treasury (and the matter of ethics here, too)
•Cryptobribes? All of the Trump Crime Family/Witkoff Crime Family's crypto
March 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
housing subsidies.
•Bored (Board) of Peace? (note WHO is on it. Peace?) All those billion-dollar membership fees by the PINO creating this grift from the Oval go to HIM, not the Treasury (and the matter of ethics here, too)
•Cryptobribes? All of the Trump Crime Family/Witkoff Crime Family's crypto
•Bored (Board) of Peace? (note WHO is on it. Peace?) All those billion-dollar membership fees by the PINO creating this grift from the Oval go to HIM, not the Treasury (and the matter of ethics here, too)
•Cryptobribes? All of the Trump Crime Family/Witkoff Crime Family's crypto
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May 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Cryptobribes > gratuity.
January 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Cryptobribes > gratuity.
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Jeff Bezos has cozied up to Trump and silenced criticism of him at the Washington Post.
Now Amazon will pay Trump's FTC a slap-on-the-wrist fine of $2.5B — just 1/10 of 1% of its total market cap — to settle a major lawsuit.
More pay-to-play schemes in Trump's swamp.
Now Amazon will pay Trump's FTC a slap-on-the-wrist fine of $2.5B — just 1/10 of 1% of its total market cap — to settle a major lawsuit.
More pay-to-play schemes in Trump's swamp.
September 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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