Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.
August 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.
*grinding my teeth until they’re turned to dust* welcome to the resistance, cryptobros
January 10, 2026 at 7:15 AM
*grinding my teeth until they’re turned to dust* welcome to the resistance, cryptobros
NFTs are Pokemon cards for cryptobros.
February 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
NFTs are Pokemon cards for cryptobros.
Cryptobros are so tedious and their claims so ludicrous that even Trump can’t convincingly flatter them.
Trump ended his Bitcoin 2024 speech with "Have a good time with your bitcoin and your crypto and everything else you're playing with"
July 28, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Cryptobros are so tedious and their claims so ludicrous that even Trump can’t convincingly flatter them.
seems that when the cryptobros were running amok yelling “have fun being poor!” a monkey’s paw curled
February 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
seems that when the cryptobros were running amok yelling “have fun being poor!” a monkey’s paw curled
if we lose we have to become cryptobros. im sorry but these are the stakes
August 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
if we lose we have to become cryptobros. im sorry but these are the stakes
ea-nasir would rip off so many cryptobros
you may resurrect one dead artist who would be an amazing shitposter. Who is it?
Orson Welles
Orson Welles
you may resurrect one dead artist who would be an amazing shitposter. Who is it?
Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker
October 22, 2024 at 2:15 AM
ea-nasir would rip off so many cryptobros
Cryptobros are a plague upon this world
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Cryptobros are a plague upon this world
How long before CryptoBros stop falling for the Wallet Inspector?
January 17, 2026 at 4:37 PM
How long before CryptoBros stop falling for the Wallet Inspector?
Yo crearía una red social para los fachas, los terraplanistas, los cryptobros, los negacionistas de las vacunas... La llamaría "Mastontón".
March 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Yo crearía una red social para los fachas, los terraplanistas, los cryptobros, los negacionistas de las vacunas... La llamaría "Mastontón".
clearly that's the next step for cryptobros... time traveling stock...
June 1, 2026 at 3:24 PM
clearly that's the next step for cryptobros... time traveling stock...
bsky's dev team got mad that their active userbase is nothing but trans people furries and porn artists and now they're taking crowbars to the server infrastructure to try and get us to leave so more cryptobros join the platform
April 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
bsky's dev team got mad that their active userbase is nothing but trans people furries and porn artists and now they're taking crowbars to the server infrastructure to try and get us to leave so more cryptobros join the platform
Tudo que eles queriam era criar a Libertália dos cryptobros e acabaram com um refúgio de tuiteiros furries transgêneros comunistas
March 31, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Tudo que eles queriam era criar a Libertália dos cryptobros e acabaram com um refúgio de tuiteiros furries transgêneros comunistas
Huyendo de bulos, fascismo y cryptobros. Buscando el espíritu Twitter 2014
November 14, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Huyendo de bulos, fascismo y cryptobros. Buscando el espíritu Twitter 2014
Cryptobros ultraliberales anarcocapitalistas que se creen más listos que el resto llorando porque gente más ultraliberal y anarcocapitalista se ha llevado su dinero porque son más listos que ellos.
February 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Cryptobros ultraliberales anarcocapitalistas que se creen más listos que el resto llorando porque gente más ultraliberal y anarcocapitalista se ha llevado su dinero porque son más listos que ellos.
Wat nou als we de repatriëringsvlucht voor de gestrande cryptobros en influencers in Dubai laten organiseren door de Belastingdienst?
March 3, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Wat nou als we de repatriëringsvlucht voor de gestrande cryptobros en influencers in Dubai laten organiseren door de Belastingdienst?
It runs on the blockchain and that's enough for me to never ever use Brave Browser. Screw the cryptobros.
This is something everyone should read.
This is something everyone should read.
I'm sure I've posted this before but I'm always surprised at how many people don't know about this.
Don't use Brave. For a number of reasons. More info linked.
www.spacebar.news/stop-using-b...
Don't use Brave. For a number of reasons. More info linked.
www.spacebar.news/stop-using-b...
Stop using Brave Browser
Seriously.
www.spacebar.news
April 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
It runs on the blockchain and that's enough for me to never ever use Brave Browser. Screw the cryptobros.
This is something everyone should read.
This is something everyone should read.
The Venn diagram of incel misogynists and cryptobros is a circle
Sex toys are being hurled on the court at WNBA games. A cryptocurrency group says they're behind it – and planning for more.
The group says the acts are "pranks" intended to draw attention to their crypto meme coin and not meant to disrespect women athletes.
The group says the acts are "pranks" intended to draw attention to their crypto meme coin and not meant to disrespect women athletes.
Crypto group claims responsibility for hurling sex toys at WNBA games
A spokesman for the cryptocurrency meme coin creators told USA TODAY Sports they launched sex toys as a lighthearted joke.
bit.ly
August 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The Venn diagram of incel misogynists and cryptobros is a circle
CryptoBros: Bitcoin vai revolucionar a forma de realizar pagamento.
Banco Central: Hold my beer
Banco Central: Hold my beer
April 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
CryptoBros: Bitcoin vai revolucionar a forma de realizar pagamento.
Banco Central: Hold my beer
Banco Central: Hold my beer
We should put Flappy Bird on the eShop just to mess with cryptobros.
April 15, 2026 at 4:57 AM
We should put Flappy Bird on the eShop just to mess with cryptobros.
Cryptobros: Let's go to WNBA games and throw dildos at the women who are playing
Also Cryptobros: Why is there a male loneliness epidemic??
Also Cryptobros: Why is there a male loneliness epidemic??
August 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Cryptobros: Let's go to WNBA games and throw dildos at the women who are playing
Also Cryptobros: Why is there a male loneliness epidemic??
Also Cryptobros: Why is there a male loneliness epidemic??
don't forget cryptobros are losing money its not all bad
June 30, 2026 at 10:45 PM
don't forget cryptobros are losing money its not all bad
The BlueSky Sorting Hat:
# Resisters
# Sexbots
# Cryptobros
# Shitposters
# Resisters
# Sexbots
# Cryptobros
# Shitposters
March 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The BlueSky Sorting Hat:
# Resisters
# Sexbots
# Cryptobros
# Shitposters
# Resisters
# Sexbots
# Cryptobros
# Shitposters