Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic
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December 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic
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All to appease his dementia-ridden cult leader...
April 19, 2026 at 2:31 PM
All to appease his dementia-ridden cult leader...
It was the fuck aroundiest of times, it was the find outiest of times.
Cult Leader Bankrupts Cult
Cult members sad.
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April 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It was the fuck aroundiest of times, it was the find outiest of times.
Cult member says other members of cult must not challenge the leader of the cult.
Lindsey Graham on Sen. Cassidy's defeat: "If you try to destroy President Trump, you're gonna lose, because this is the party of Donald Trump"
May 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Cult member says other members of cult must not challenge the leader of the cult.
That's the language of a doomsday cult leader
April 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
That's the language of a doomsday cult leader
Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone
May 26, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone
** Evidence You Might Be In A Cult **
You follow one charismatic Leader.
In your Leader’s mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
In your mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
Your Leader demonizes dissidents & outsiders.
Loyalty's the ultimate measure of your devotion.
You don't know you're in a Cult
You follow one charismatic Leader.
In your Leader’s mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
In your mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
Your Leader demonizes dissidents & outsiders.
Loyalty's the ultimate measure of your devotion.
You don't know you're in a Cult
May 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
** Evidence You Might Be In A Cult **
You follow one charismatic Leader.
In your Leader’s mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
In your mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
Your Leader demonizes dissidents & outsiders.
Loyalty's the ultimate measure of your devotion.
You don't know you're in a Cult
You follow one charismatic Leader.
In your Leader’s mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
In your mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
Your Leader demonizes dissidents & outsiders.
Loyalty's the ultimate measure of your devotion.
You don't know you're in a Cult
Cult leader outfit
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October 26, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Cult leader outfit
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Cult Leader Warns Followers Things Need To Get Way More Deranged To Be Made Into HBO Documentary Series theonion.com/cult-le...
July 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Cult Leader Warns Followers Things Need To Get Way More Deranged To Be Made Into HBO Documentary Series theonion.com/cult-le...
Authoritarian leader cult alert
April 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Authoritarian leader cult alert
a cult, you say? with a makeup-wearing leader? do go on.
Comer on Biden aides: "It's almost like a cult ... they put makeup on him to conceal his true decline to America."
July 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
a cult, you say? with a makeup-wearing leader? do go on.
Except your Cult Leader
April 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Except your Cult Leader
Authoritarian leader cult alert
Lutnick: "I'd like to thank you President Trump. It is the greatest honor to work for you, to be with you, to carry your name, your leadership, and your flag throughout the world ... I know him as the smartest, most thoughtful, and most intuitive person I've ever met."
February 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Authoritarian leader cult alert
When you question the cult leader
August 2, 2024 at 10:45 PM
When you question the cult leader
As an aspiring cult leader I gotta tell ya, I’m impressed. He can literally say any lie no matter how outrageous, and his cult members won’t bat an eye.
September 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
As an aspiring cult leader I gotta tell ya, I’m impressed. He can literally say any lie no matter how outrageous, and his cult members won’t bat an eye.
A Diaper shaped wool for our Cult Leader
August 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A Diaper shaped wool for our Cult Leader
She Is A Competent Leader!
He Leads A Cult!
He Leads A Cult!
August 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
She Is A Competent Leader!
He Leads A Cult!
He Leads A Cult!
appropriate that the calvinists are now moving toward a vision of god as tyrannical leader of a cult of personality
August 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
appropriate that the calvinists are now moving toward a vision of god as tyrannical leader of a cult of personality
Republicans need to take responsibility for having their cult leader being in the Epstein Files.
February 19, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Republicans need to take responsibility for having their cult leader being in the Epstein Files.
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Area Cult Member Won’t Comment on Cult Leader Remark
STEPHANOPOULOS: Hold on a second. Answer the question. As Speaker, do you believe it's appropriate to use American cities as training grounds for the military, calling those people 'the enemy within'?
JOHNSON: I'm not comment on your characterization of what the president said.
S: Those are quotes
JOHNSON: I'm not comment on your characterization of what the president said.
S: Those are quotes
October 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Area Cult Member Won’t Comment on Cult Leader Remark
Cult of the ;excessive amount of cuddling with your leader
June 18, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Cult of the ;excessive amount of cuddling with your leader
The cult leader returns to Mar-a-Lago after another arduous day on the golf course.
March 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The cult leader returns to Mar-a-Lago after another arduous day on the golf course.
CULT LEADER: join our cult
ME: no thanks
CULT LEADER: we believe Air Bud was a documentary
ME: I'm listening
ME: no thanks
CULT LEADER: we believe Air Bud was a documentary
ME: I'm listening
November 23, 2024 at 10:08 PM
CULT LEADER: join our cult
ME: no thanks
CULT LEADER: we believe Air Bud was a documentary
ME: I'm listening
ME: no thanks
CULT LEADER: we believe Air Bud was a documentary
ME: I'm listening
Former Cult Leader Reveals How He Escaped Needy Followers
March 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Former Cult Leader Reveals How He Escaped Needy Followers