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The snake's out of the bag... Harbour Theatre presents Blackadder Live on Stage, Oct 9-18 at Camelot, Mosman Park – book at www.trybooking.com/DOUZL

#Blackadder #HarbourTheatre #CunningPlan #BritishComedy #PerthTheatre #PerthActors #WhatsOnPerth #PerthEvents #PerthArts #ThingsToDoInPerth
October 1, 2026 at 3:56 AM
A saddle-billed stork #RunningFromTheLaw, through the water as to throw off its scent. A #CunningPlan for #BirdOfTheDay
#vogels
August 10, 2026 at 10:48 AM
If Messi is walking more to conserve energy then surely the rest are running more to make up for it. Not quite as bad as Ronaldo, but hopefully something England can exploit tonight - make them run even more so they're too tired to pass to Messi.
#CunningPlan

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July 15, 2026 at 11:32 AM
The hardest part of the fireworks is when there’s a momentary hush, and you think, “Maybe the worst is over. Maybe we survived…”

#blackadder #cunningplan
July 5, 2026 at 6:57 AM
But if all the cars that get fuel breakdown, demand for fuel will go down and therefore the queues will disappear?

#CunningPlan
June 30, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I forsee a sudden increase in family pets having Instagram accounts. #cunningplan
June 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
+++ On this day, 43 years ago, the 15th of June 1983, the first episode of Blackadder was broadcast. +++

Anybody else feeling really really old ? ;-)

& yes we know it was actually called 'The Black Adder'.

#blackadder #rowanatkinson #otd #classictv #cunningplan
June 15, 2026 at 12:25 PM
"For the first time ever, we are banning the import of Russian oil products processed in 3rd countries AS OF TODAY. To do that, we have issued a strictly temporary licence that allows the import of Russian jet fuel and diesel refined in 3rd countries indefinitely AS OF TODAY!"

#CunningPlan
May 20, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Today's #GMThoughts -ho worh the crazy thought that comes in the middle of the night. Those are the best thoughts. Your brain figures things out when you aren't concentrating on it.
Brought to you by the #CunningPlan that came to me for #VtmDownEast at 3am.
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March 13, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Bah, Labour doesn't need black voters. Labour doesn't need Muslim voters. Labour doesn't need "extremist" tofu munching wokerati voters. Labour just need stale & pale voters with legitimate concerns. Onwards to victory!

#CunningPlan
Labour in ‘deep trouble’ with Black voters, Operation Black Vote chair warns
David Weaver says proposed jury reforms and slow progress on equality risk eroding support in marginal seats
www.theguardian.com
March 9, 2026 at 8:37 AM
The #albaparty's death story has an extra layer of comedy: a #cunningplan to resurrect the party's corpse.

Somehow, its all going to be sorted by a team of swinger #tommysheridan, teenage-duo-snoģger #angusmacneil, and #christinahendry, niece of the late Mr […]

[Original post on mastodon.ie]
March 6, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I've got my excuse - some wood I bought yesterday needs to be painted before it can be fitted and could do with drying out a bit as well before doing that #cunningplan
February 19, 2026 at 10:33 AM
L'astuce, ça serait d'éviter à tout prix de préciser avant quoi. #cunningplan
January 19, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Always carry around a pound worth of dry rice. Vamps are obliged to count each and every grain. Vamp? Pour on the floor the bag. Poor vamp will be kneeling counting the grain while you make your escape. #CunningPlan #EvilCackle
Signed: one who read Montague Summers.
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November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I made chilli and lime gin one year that no one but one friend and I could drink. #cunningplan
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Great new episode of the Cunningcast which goes into some amazing detail on dogs and our relationship with them. It's always great to hear Tony talking about his own dogs #DogsOfBluesky #Cunningcast #CunningPlan
‼️ New Episode Drop ‼️

How Did DOGS Become the Perfect Pets? 🐾

🐕 🐩 Today @Tony_Robinson is exploring humanity’s deep and complex relationship with #dogs with Prof Daniel Mills @unilincoln and Dr Stephanie Howard-Smith @SAHowardSmith

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November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
What's a nun doing in Baldrick's bed?

#Blackadder #cunningplan
September 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Toi aussi tu détestes les team building ? Tu te demandes comment lutter contre ce poncif managérial ? Inspire-toi de l'histoire de Shannon #cunningplan
August 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Est-ce qu'on a vérifié si Piet de Crem pouvait tenir dedans ? #cunningplan
July 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
SF TD decides next time he praises a transphobic decision by a UK court he will do so As Gaeilge so the Wokerati won't understand, and therefore can't be "gortaítear agus ciontaigh."

#cunningplan
April 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Stamp on, demonise, demoralise & then effectively disenfranchise the poor. Result: glorious unending Tory (& Lib Dem) rule! #cunningplan
April 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Trump: "I am going to raise tariffs on your steel, aluminium and cars of 25%!"

Starmer: "Oh yeah? WE, Global UK, are thinking about giving your Tech Barons HUGE tax breaks. Take that!"

#CunningPlan
March 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Somehow, compared to the current US administration, the plans of the penguins of Madagascar make sense… #usa #penguinsofmadagascar #cunningplan
March 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM