Ah that's a good Glaswegian greeting
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Urban Dictionary: cuntybaws
cuntybaws: exclamation of dismay reference to one of a not particularly likeable persuation
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March 26, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Ah that's a good Glaswegian greeting
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Cuntybaws (Scots)
Terms of endearment, from around the world:
5. Mijn poepie (Dutch) = my little poo
4. Ma puce (French) = my flea
3. 卵型の顔 (Japanese) = egg with eyes
2. Rúsínurassgat (Icelandic) = raisin-asshole
1. Schnuckiputzihasimausieerdbeertörtchen (German) = cutie-pie-bunny-mouse-strawberry-tart
5. Mijn poepie (Dutch) = my little poo
4. Ma puce (French) = my flea
3. 卵型の顔 (Japanese) = egg with eyes
2. Rúsínurassgat (Icelandic) = raisin-asshole
1. Schnuckiputzihasimausieerdbeertörtchen (German) = cutie-pie-bunny-mouse-strawberry-tart
February 14, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Cuntybaws (Scots)
That posho cuntybaws was on 730 every second week under Leigh's reign of terror tells you everything you need to know.
July 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
That posho cuntybaws was on 730 every second week under Leigh's reign of terror tells you everything you need to know.
Can all flies please get out of my house. Fuck off with your zoomy buzzing antics you little cuntybaws.
July 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Can all flies please get out of my house. Fuck off with your zoomy buzzing antics you little cuntybaws.
Cuntybaws is not on it
..though depending on context it is also a form of endearment.
..though depending on context it is also a form of endearment.
I’m obsessed with this … 10% of Brits find the word ‘pimhole’ offensive … Pimhole?!
Which swear words do Britons find the most offensive?
C*nt: 82% say very or fairly offensive
Motherf*cker: 70%
Fatherf*cker: 62%
B*tch: 55%
F*ck: 53%
W*nker: 53%
B*stard: 45%
P*ssy: 44%
Pr*ck: 42%
Tw*t: 40%
A*sehole: 39%
D*ckhead: 39%
Son of b*tch: 36%
C*ck: 34%
Full list in the chart 👇
C*nt: 82% say very or fairly offensive
Motherf*cker: 70%
Fatherf*cker: 62%
B*tch: 55%
F*ck: 53%
W*nker: 53%
B*stard: 45%
P*ssy: 44%
Pr*ck: 42%
Tw*t: 40%
A*sehole: 39%
D*ckhead: 39%
Son of b*tch: 36%
C*ck: 34%
Full list in the chart 👇
September 12, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Cuntybaws is not on it
..though depending on context it is also a form of endearment.
..though depending on context it is also a form of endearment.
There's a phrase in Scots that might be useful at a time like this "off you fuck then, cuntybaws!"
October 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
There's a phrase in Scots that might be useful at a time like this "off you fuck then, cuntybaws!"
Here’s some suggestions ‘ya wee fanny’ ‘sausage jockey’ then we get into the different cunts ‘good cunt’ bad cunt’ ‘big cunt’ ‘wee cunt’ ‘cuntybaws’ ‘daft cunt’ ‘horrible cunt’
July 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Here’s some suggestions ‘ya wee fanny’ ‘sausage jockey’ then we get into the different cunts ‘good cunt’ bad cunt’ ‘big cunt’ ‘wee cunt’ ‘cuntybaws’ ‘daft cunt’ ‘horrible cunt’
The Edinburgh phrase from the Trainspotting area/era (where/when I lived 2 minutes from The Worst Toilet In Scotland):
Cuntybaws.
Cuntybaws.
May 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The Edinburgh phrase from the Trainspotting area/era (where/when I lived 2 minutes from The Worst Toilet In Scotland):
Cuntybaws.
Cuntybaws.
Is there fuck, cuntybaws.
October 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Is there fuck, cuntybaws.
Off you fuck cuntybaws
April 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Off you fuck cuntybaws
Couldn't have happened to a nastier cuntybaws
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Laurence Fox told to pay £180,000 in libel damages
Mrs Justice Collins Rice says the actor's comments were
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April 25, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Couldn't have happened to a nastier cuntybaws
BBC News - Laurence Fox told to pay £180,000 in libel damages
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BBC News - Laurence Fox told to pay £180,000 in libel damages
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He is from Fife, and Fifers are deeply ashamed of this. In Fife he would be referred to as "Cuntybaws"
He followed me on Twitter years ago I have no idea why..
He followed me on Twitter years ago I have no idea why..
January 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
He is from Fife, and Fifers are deeply ashamed of this. In Fife he would be referred to as "Cuntybaws"
He followed me on Twitter years ago I have no idea why..
He followed me on Twitter years ago I have no idea why..
My favourite is cuntybaws.
"Away and lie in your piss" is good too.
"Away and lie in your piss" is good too.
November 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
My favourite is cuntybaws.
"Away and lie in your piss" is good too.
"Away and lie in your piss" is good too.
It's lucky Britain isn't still occupying a quarter of Ireland or pish cuntybaws here would look a right fanny
February 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It's lucky Britain isn't still occupying a quarter of Ireland or pish cuntybaws here would look a right fanny
If Bin Face beats Nigel Cuntybaws, maybe he'll replace that old bastard Ann Widdicombe as a proper national treasure.
July 15, 2026 at 6:27 AM
If Bin Face beats Nigel Cuntybaws, maybe he'll replace that old bastard Ann Widdicombe as a proper national treasure.
She might have a good somewhere else? Can you ask your care worker to proof read your inane pish next time cuntybaws?
April 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
She might have a good somewhere else? Can you ask your care worker to proof read your inane pish next time cuntybaws?
If those women are doctors or scientists in the relevant fields, we will absolutely believe them.
If they're crunchy moms who voted for this shitshow, no. Absolutely the fuck not, cuntybaws.
If they're crunchy moms who voted for this shitshow, no. Absolutely the fuck not, cuntybaws.
RFK Jr: "Some of our friends like to say that we should believe all women. But some of these people have been silencing and demonizing these mothers for three decades."
September 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If those women are doctors or scientists in the relevant fields, we will absolutely believe them.
If they're crunchy moms who voted for this shitshow, no. Absolutely the fuck not, cuntybaws.
If they're crunchy moms who voted for this shitshow, no. Absolutely the fuck not, cuntybaws.
I’ll admit and apologise when I’m wrong though. To make another person feel worthless is the cuntiest thing you can do.
If (I expect I have) made someone feel like that then I’d be / am fucking mortified.
Shade & Kiki is funny
Cuntybaws behaviour is just typical mean gay bollocks.
If (I expect I have) made someone feel like that then I’d be / am fucking mortified.
Shade & Kiki is funny
Cuntybaws behaviour is just typical mean gay bollocks.
June 27, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I’ll admit and apologise when I’m wrong though. To make another person feel worthless is the cuntiest thing you can do.
If (I expect I have) made someone feel like that then I’d be / am fucking mortified.
Shade & Kiki is funny
Cuntybaws behaviour is just typical mean gay bollocks.
If (I expect I have) made someone feel like that then I’d be / am fucking mortified.
Shade & Kiki is funny
Cuntybaws behaviour is just typical mean gay bollocks.
Slippery shapeshifting snowflake Bob Jenrick ducks the question over the latest cuntybaws Cottrell Reform UK Ltd donation revelations......
July 30, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Slippery shapeshifting snowflake Bob Jenrick ducks the question over the latest cuntybaws Cottrell Reform UK Ltd donation revelations......
