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September 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
have you had your delicious vesicles today? 😹

h/t @birb.mom for this ridiculously delightful video. And yes, i would SO eat this
I select 1314 grapefruit vesicles for THIS👨‍🍳
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May 21, 2026 at 5:07 PM
a5roseb.bsky.social
We promise—it looked better before it stared back. Coconut curry, candied yolk beads, and a handful of ethically-sourced eyeballs. Stirred, not screamed.

#GhoulGourmet #CursedCuisine #EyeballEats #AIWeirdFood #GenAI #SynthArt #AIart #aiartist
A dimly lit table displays a steaming bowl of eerie coconut curry, filled with what appear to be human-like eyeballs floating among quail egg-sized orbs and golden yolk-like spheres. The curry is rich and orange-red, thick with lentils or grains, and glistens under candlelight in the background. Some of the eyeballs have detailed irises, adding to the unsettling, uncanny appearance. The setting is rustic and ominous, suggesting a haunted or horror-themed dining experience. Generated via REVE's layered text prompt functionality, the initial render underwent resolution enhancement in Lightroom and subsequent conversion to .jpg format. The final image showcases the deliberate design and iterative refinement of the prompt. Distribution is unrestricted for non-commercial creative applications.
May 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
technically yes morally call the police

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Cartoon character squints suspiciously at text questioning whether ketchup counts as a smoothie because tomatoes are fruit.
April 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
You’ve heard of turducken. Meet its final form: turkraken.

#Turkraken #DeepSeaDinner #CursedCuisine #SquawkAndTentacle #ThanksgivingGoneTooFar #SmokedSeaMonster #WhatTheFlock #PoseidonsPoultry #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A horrifying Thanksgiving creation called “turkraken” — a whole turkey with octopus tentacles stuffed inside, making it look like a demonic sea beast. Left image shows it raw in a pan, right image shows it smoked and ready to haunt your dreams. Caption suggests this might become a new family tradition. God help us all.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Deviled eggs? No. These are cursed tho.

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#PBAndJeggs #WhyWouldYouDoThis #EggsistentialCrisis #CursedCuisine #SendHelp #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A paper plate of halved hard-boiled eggs filled with dollops of jelly and peanut butter, labeled “PB&Jeggs” with the caption “babe are you ok? you’ve barely touched your PB&Jeggs.” The eggs look deeply unappetizing, like someone confused deviled eggs with a school lunch sandwich.
March 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM