So you're a beloved all-star center fielder from the 2010s Pittsburgh Pirates?
That don't impress me, Cutch.
That don't impress me, Cutch.
So you are a blond New York 1970's cop, with a wise cracking partner and a cool car.
That don't impress me, Hutch
That don't impress me, Hutch
Ok. So you're a former Slovakian international goalkeeper with 46 caps who had a spell as reserve keeper at Everton?
🎶 That don't impress me, Mucha 🎶
🎶 That don't impress me, Mucha 🎶
November 4, 2026 at 8:23 PM
So you're a beloved all-star center fielder from the 2010s Pittsburgh Pirates?
That don't impress me, Cutch.
That don't impress me, Cutch.
ChatGPT User: ChatCRT, am I the master of my fate?
ChatGPT: I am the hand of chance and within my fell cutch thy head shall be bloodied.
ChatGPT: I am the hand of chance and within my fell cutch thy head shall be bloodied.
November 2, 2026 at 11:23 PM
ChatGPT User: ChatCRT, am I the master of my fate?
ChatGPT: I am the hand of chance and within my fell cutch thy head shall be bloodied.
ChatGPT: I am the hand of chance and within my fell cutch thy head shall be bloodied.
fuck it give cutch a ring
October 29, 2026 at 3:56 AM
fuck it give cutch a ring
No, not like this.
I want Cutch to be given an honorary ring the next time the Pirates win the World Series, even if that means he's gotta be wheeled out on the field like Manny Sanguillen.
I want Cutch to be given an honorary ring the next time the Pirates win the World Series, even if that means he's gotta be wheeled out on the field like Manny Sanguillen.
October 29, 2026 at 4:03 AM
No, not like this.
I want Cutch to be given an honorary ring the next time the Pirates win the World Series, even if that means he's gotta be wheeled out on the field like Manny Sanguillen.
I want Cutch to be given an honorary ring the next time the Pirates win the World Series, even if that means he's gotta be wheeled out on the field like Manny Sanguillen.
Clearly the world would be pretty different if Jinnah had succeeded in convincing Cutch, Jodhpur, Jaisalmer, and Bikaner into joining Pakistan as he almost did before Menon managed to stop it. This really is very contingent it seems to have hung on a few in person conversations in 1948.
October 23, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Clearly the world would be pretty different if Jinnah had succeeded in convincing Cutch, Jodhpur, Jaisalmer, and Bikaner into joining Pakistan as he almost did before Menon managed to stop it. This really is very contingent it seems to have hung on a few in person conversations in 1948.
"Cutch Cargo looking assholes" is such a specific, animation-oriented burn that it feels like a deadly weapon aimed with intent to kill. And what a deserving place to aim it. How could a series about making "art come alive" completely miss the fucking point so goddamn much?!
October 22, 2026 at 4:53 PM
"Cutch Cargo looking assholes" is such a specific, animation-oriented burn that it feels like a deadly weapon aimed with intent to kill. And what a deserving place to aim it. How could a series about making "art come alive" completely miss the fucking point so goddamn much?!
RIP...without Lawrence McCutcheon, that dipshit Howard Eskin never would have confused him with Andrew McCutchen and we would have been deprived of "Uncle Larry"...
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October 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
RIP...without Lawrence McCutcheon, that dipshit Howard Eskin never would have confused him with Andrew McCutchen and we would have been deprived of "Uncle Larry"...
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Marté and Cutch
October 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Marté and Cutch
Gonna have to pull out the Cutch Brewers jersey for the world series
October 16, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Gonna have to pull out the Cutch Brewers jersey for the world series
October 16, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Happy Birthday Cutch!
October 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Happy Birthday Cutch!
HBD 🎂 10/10/1986 former #Pittsburgh #Pirates OF/DH Andrew McCutchen!
Cutch is a 5-time All-Star ⭐️, NL MVP, & Gold Glove, leading the Buccos to 3 playoff appearances.
He is a top-10 Buc in WAR, 2B, HR, RBI, R, H, Games, BB
#mlb #baseball
Cutch is a 5-time All-Star ⭐️, NL MVP, & Gold Glove, leading the Buccos to 3 playoff appearances.
He is a top-10 Buc in WAR, 2B, HR, RBI, R, H, Games, BB
#mlb #baseball
October 11, 2026 at 12:28 AM
HBD 🎂 10/10/1986 former #Pittsburgh #Pirates OF/DH Andrew McCutchen!
Cutch is a 5-time All-Star ⭐️, NL MVP, & Gold Glove, leading the Buccos to 3 playoff appearances.
He is a top-10 Buc in WAR, 2B, HR, RBI, R, H, Games, BB
#mlb #baseball
Cutch is a 5-time All-Star ⭐️, NL MVP, & Gold Glove, leading the Buccos to 3 playoff appearances.
He is a top-10 Buc in WAR, 2B, HR, RBI, R, H, Games, BB
#mlb #baseball
Since I don't expect the Pirates to say anything today, I'll do it myself.
Happy 40th Birthday, Cutch!
Happy 40th Birthday, Cutch!
Andrew Mccutchen Pittsbu
Alt: Andrew Mccutchen and the Pirate Parrot "plunder the lox" (ESPN SportsCenter commercial, circa 2013?)
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October 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Since I don't expect the Pirates to say anything today, I'll do it myself.
Happy 40th Birthday, Cutch!
Happy 40th Birthday, Cutch!
verlander’s retired, so we excluded him. buddy thinks kenley is in. i think he should be in but am unsure if writers agree. think you could build cases for cutch and bregman. yelich? trea turner? maybe yordan, cole, yamamoto, acuña, alonso. forgot where we landed on aroldis. fun convo tho.
October 11, 2026 at 5:52 AM
verlander’s retired, so we excluded him. buddy thinks kenley is in. i think he should be in but am unsure if writers agree. think you could build cases for cutch and bregman. yelich? trea turner? maybe yordan, cole, yamamoto, acuña, alonso. forgot where we landed on aroldis. fun convo tho.
Okaaaaaaay here are september’s botanical mordant paintings :) dyestuff details in the alt text
October 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Okaaaaaaay here are september’s botanical mordant paintings :) dyestuff details in the alt text
I only posted the BL quilt so far but boy howdy i made so much stuff last month. Heres a small single block wallhanging that uses a mordant painting for the center. Dyed with cochineal and different shades of cutch. The backing and binding are a cutch tannin mordant base with cochineal on top
October 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I only posted the BL quilt so far but boy howdy i made so much stuff last month. Heres a small single block wallhanging that uses a mordant painting for the center. Dyed with cochineal and different shades of cutch. The backing and binding are a cutch tannin mordant base with cochineal on top
Good for Cutch
October 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Good for Cutch
Cutch is stepping into the studio. Pirates icon Andrew McCutchen will bring his personality and baseball insight to MLB Network as a guest playoff analyst this week.
Pirates icon Andrew McCutchen to serve as guest studio analyst on MLB Network shows
Andrew McCutchen made his major-league debut for the Pittsburgh Pirates in 2009, the same year MLB Network was launched. So, it makes sense that the five-time All-Star and former National League MVP w...
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October 5, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Cutch is stepping into the studio. Pirates icon Andrew McCutchen will bring his personality and baseball insight to MLB Network as a guest playoff analyst this week.
Putting Jeter and A Rod on the same panel is too much. Big Papi is the only redeeming quality to Fox Sports' postseason broadcasts.
I much prefer the TBS panel and the MLB Network panels (especially if it's true that Cutch is joining MLB Network's postseason coverage starting this week).
I much prefer the TBS panel and the MLB Network panels (especially if it's true that Cutch is joining MLB Network's postseason coverage starting this week).
October 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Putting Jeter and A Rod on the same panel is too much. Big Papi is the only redeeming quality to Fox Sports' postseason broadcasts.
I much prefer the TBS panel and the MLB Network panels (especially if it's true that Cutch is joining MLB Network's postseason coverage starting this week).
I much prefer the TBS panel and the MLB Network panels (especially if it's true that Cutch is joining MLB Network's postseason coverage starting this week).
That’s because he doesn’t deserve your shade… send that for Ben in a furry costume and have Cutch sign it
September 24, 2026 at 11:07 PM
That’s because he doesn’t deserve your shade… send that for Ben in a furry costume and have Cutch sign it
Just listened, I think we're the same age and this made my day. Grew up in AZ to a P'burgh Dad who spent his childhood hanging around Forbes. So many similar memories! Now primarily a Phillies fan since living here (20y) -Cutch helped me move my loyalties - still keep an eye on the Bucs, tho
September 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Just listened, I think we're the same age and this made my day. Grew up in AZ to a P'burgh Dad who spent his childhood hanging around Forbes. So many similar memories! Now primarily a Phillies fan since living here (20y) -Cutch helped me move my loyalties - still keep an eye on the Bucs, tho
It was time. Ozuna was a separate issue and a really dumb mistake. Still, Cutch was done.
September 21, 2026 at 11:03 PM
It was time. Ozuna was a separate issue and a really dumb mistake. Still, Cutch was done.
They waited way too long. That was obvious. That bad decision over the winter absolutely was a contributing factor to -20 wins this season.
If they waited on Cutch and they couldn’t find a number or whatever it was, bringing in Ozuna was a really bad decision. He was worthless.
If they waited on Cutch and they couldn’t find a number or whatever it was, bringing in Ozuna was a really bad decision. He was worthless.
September 22, 2026 at 2:07 AM
They waited way too long. That was obvious. That bad decision over the winter absolutely was a contributing factor to -20 wins this season.
If they waited on Cutch and they couldn’t find a number or whatever it was, bringing in Ozuna was a really bad decision. He was worthless.
If they waited on Cutch and they couldn’t find a number or whatever it was, bringing in Ozuna was a really bad decision. He was worthless.