I lost a finger simply by looking at a Cutco knife.
December 4, 2024 at 3:47 PM
I lost a finger simply by looking at a Cutco knife.
If you make it out unscathed, you can sell Cutco knives.
Shoot ya shot fellas! Worst she could say is “Ewwwww”
Ryan Gosling Giggling
ALT: Ryan Gosling Giggling
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September 25, 2026 at 4:18 PM
If you make it out unscathed, you can sell Cutco knives.
Usually commencement speeches are words of encouragement, inspiration, and reflection for the graduates. This just sounds like a dude doing a product pitch, veering into what sounds like an MLM pitch.
Would you have a CutCo knife guy do a commencement speech for a university?
Would you have a CutCo knife guy do a commencement speech for a university?
Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida.
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May 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Usually commencement speeches are words of encouragement, inspiration, and reflection for the graduates. This just sounds like a dude doing a product pitch, veering into what sounds like an MLM pitch.
Would you have a CutCo knife guy do a commencement speech for a university?
Would you have a CutCo knife guy do a commencement speech for a university?
i did not take the job, not out of great moral fortitude but because it seemed hard and tedious. also the vacuums looked like garbage. at least the cutco guys are selling you a solid knife
March 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
i did not take the job, not out of great moral fortitude but because it seemed hard and tedious. also the vacuums looked like garbage. at least the cutco guys are selling you a solid knife
I have the absurdly expensive cutco scissors, and they are awesome.
March 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I have the absurdly expensive cutco scissors, and they are awesome.
post-apocalyptic, medieval america where ancient cutco knives are treated with the same reverence as damascus steel
May 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
post-apocalyptic, medieval america where ancient cutco knives are treated with the same reverence as damascus steel
Sponsored by CUTCO
April 5, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Sponsored by CUTCO
that awkward moment when your date starts trying to sell you premium high quality Cutco knives
March 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
that awkward moment when your date starts trying to sell you premium high quality Cutco knives
no cutie I'm actually trying to sell you Cutco knives
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
no cutie I'm actually trying to sell you Cutco knives
My MLM-sona is CutCo Knives
June 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
My MLM-sona is CutCo Knives
You know it was Cutco 😂
March 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
You know it was Cutco 😂
Ritual Cutco
March 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ritual Cutco
Or cutco cutlery.
January 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Or cutco cutlery.
this bad mfer showed up and I am going to cleave so much stuff it’s not even funny
January 21, 2024 at 11:50 PM
this bad mfer showed up and I am going to cleave so much stuff it’s not even funny
our "identity"
yeah just gives us a free pass to be randomly stabbed to death by some psycho whose only job he'd had in a decade was selling cutco knives
yeah just gives us a free pass to be randomly stabbed to death by some psycho whose only job he'd had in a decade was selling cutco knives
May 22, 2026 at 8:52 AM
our "identity"
yeah just gives us a free pass to be randomly stabbed to death by some psycho whose only job he'd had in a decade was selling cutco knives
yeah just gives us a free pass to be randomly stabbed to death by some psycho whose only job he'd had in a decade was selling cutco knives
who among us hasn't been tricked into listening to a cutco pitch
March 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
who among us hasn't been tricked into listening to a cutco pitch
holy shit, fuck me for not googling cutco i guess
May 22, 2026 at 9:17 AM
holy shit, fuck me for not googling cutco i guess
Asking the CutCo guy to demonstrate the thin gruel knife
August 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Asking the CutCo guy to demonstrate the thin gruel knife
in the interest of full disclosure I must report that I sold Cutco knives for two months as a teenager
New scandal has dropped! Not including your high school job on your post-college résumé is officially sus
These people are weird
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These people are weird
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August 29, 2024 at 3:14 PM
in the interest of full disclosure I must report that I sold Cutco knives for two months as a teenager
Man, compared to the last earnings call I covered this is depressing as hell.
Feels like Saylor is a CutCo knife salesman.
Feels like Saylor is a CutCo knife salesman.
July 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Man, compared to the last earnings call I covered this is depressing as hell.
Feels like Saylor is a CutCo knife salesman.
Feels like Saylor is a CutCo knife salesman.
For knife sharpening in Minneapolis, I recommend Cutco.
Beware the eve of the eve of the eve of the Ides of March.
March 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
For knife sharpening in Minneapolis, I recommend Cutco.
They’re showing Austin Martin’s CutCo knives sales pitch and yeah of course a professional baseball player would fall for working for an MLM
June 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
They’re showing Austin Martin’s CutCo knives sales pitch and yeah of course a professional baseball player would fall for working for an MLM
okay but those cutco knives are solid
August 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
okay but those cutco knives are solid