Dear ICE Kidnappers,
You're Fucked.
Sincerely,
The American People 🇺🇸
You're Fucked.
Sincerely,
The American People 🇺🇸
November 5, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Dear ICE Kidnappers,
You're Fucked.
Sincerely,
The American People 🇺🇸
You're Fucked.
Sincerely,
The American People 🇺🇸
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more
November 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more
Dear progressive funders: INVEST. IN. MEDIA.
Salon.com's team had an amazing election night. It is truly so fun, such an honor, to work with such smart, passionate, deeply funny people.
This morning, we were informed the publication was closed, effective immediately.
Here's the official company message.
www.salon.com/2026/11/05/g...
This morning, we were informed the publication was closed, effective immediately.
Here's the official company message.
www.salon.com/2026/11/05/g...
Goodbye from Salon - Salon.com
It has been an extraordinary privilege.
www.salon.com
November 5, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Dear progressive funders: INVEST. IN. MEDIA.
Dear South Carolina,
Congrats! You're welcome. I helped out a little.
Congrats! You're welcome. I helped out a little.
November 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Dear South Carolina,
Congrats! You're welcome. I helped out a little.
Congrats! You're welcome. I helped out a little.
Dear Dems,
We have entrusted you with this golden moment, and we don’t want you to screw this up, so let us lay it out for you:
You’ll screw this up by treating Donald Trump and his murderous collaborators with kid gloves and not prosecuting them...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-dems-...
We have entrusted you with this golden moment, and we don’t want you to screw this up, so let us lay it out for you:
You’ll screw this up by treating Donald Trump and his murderous collaborators with kid gloves and not prosecuting them...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-dems-...
Dear Dems, Don’t Screw This Up. (A Letter From The American People)
Dear Democratic Party,
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
November 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Dear Dems,
We have entrusted you with this golden moment, and we don’t want you to screw this up, so let us lay it out for you:
You’ll screw this up by treating Donald Trump and his murderous collaborators with kid gloves and not prosecuting them...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-dems-...
We have entrusted you with this golden moment, and we don’t want you to screw this up, so let us lay it out for you:
You’ll screw this up by treating Donald Trump and his murderous collaborators with kid gloves and not prosecuting them...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-dems-...
✍️ Dear John Fetterman,
Go fuck yourself.
Sincerely,
The Democratic Party
Go fuck yourself.
Sincerely,
The Democratic Party
November 4, 2026 at 3:27 PM
✍️ Dear John Fetterman,
Go fuck yourself.
Sincerely,
The Democratic Party
Go fuck yourself.
Sincerely,
The Democratic Party
Dear @vanhollen.senate.gov,
Can we please get Air Force Major Jason Watson out of solitary now? I remember when you helped Kilmar.
Can we please get Air Force Major Jason Watson out of solitary now? I remember when you helped Kilmar.
November 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Dear @vanhollen.senate.gov,
Can we please get Air Force Major Jason Watson out of solitary now? I remember when you helped Kilmar.
Can we please get Air Force Major Jason Watson out of solitary now? I remember when you helped Kilmar.
Dear MAGA,
All the repulsive stuff you cheered for at his rallies? Those are the reasons why you lost.
Bigly.
All the repulsive stuff you cheered for at his rallies? Those are the reasons why you lost.
Bigly.
November 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Dear MAGA,
All the repulsive stuff you cheered for at his rallies? Those are the reasons why you lost.
Bigly.
All the repulsive stuff you cheered for at his rallies? Those are the reasons why you lost.
Bigly.
YOU get an abortion and YOU get an abortion. - Virginia voters, basically
Will Ferrell in Zoolander: Dear God, It's Beautiful!
ALT: Will Ferrell in Zoolander: Dear God, It's Beautiful!
static.klipy.com
November 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
YOU get an abortion and YOU get an abortion. - Virginia voters, basically
Good night, Dear World 🌃
November 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Good night, Dear World 🌃
Dear America, you're welcome……. Signed, Black people. 🇺🇸
November 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Dear America, you're welcome……. Signed, Black people. 🇺🇸
Dear Grim Reaper, You were right...he needs to feel every minute of this first.
November 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Dear Grim Reaper, You were right...he needs to feel every minute of this first.
Dear Canadian news media, We don’t care what this idiot has to say!!🇨🇦🇨🇦
November 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Dear Canadian news media, We don’t care what this idiot has to say!!🇨🇦🇨🇦
Lick my feet dear
November 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Lick my feet dear
To my dear friend, @fpwellman.bsky.social YOU DID IT! Congratulations 🍾
November 4, 2026 at 4:43 AM
To my dear friend, @fpwellman.bsky.social YOU DID IT! Congratulations 🍾
Dear world,
Before you close your eyes tonight, remember that millions of Ukrainians are hoping to open theirs tomorrow💛
Before you close your eyes tonight, remember that millions of Ukrainians are hoping to open theirs tomorrow💛
November 4, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Dear world,
Before you close your eyes tonight, remember that millions of Ukrainians are hoping to open theirs tomorrow💛
Before you close your eyes tonight, remember that millions of Ukrainians are hoping to open theirs tomorrow💛
Oh dear god are libs doing the fashwave aesthetic now
I'm so tired
I'm so tired
November 3, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Oh dear god are libs doing the fashwave aesthetic now
I'm so tired
I'm so tired
A commission from my dear friend @k4n0.bsky.social as a gift for my other dear friend @kbmon.bsky.social !!
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November 6, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Dear Abdul El-Sayed, that’s not how you do a Sky News interview. This is.
November 4, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Dear Abdul El-Sayed, that’s not how you do a Sky News interview. This is.
dear democrats
"on day one i will begin demolishing the ballroom" would be worth at least 5-10 points in the democratic primary.
just saying
"on day one i will begin demolishing the ballroom" would be worth at least 5-10 points in the democratic primary.
just saying
Trump: "The ballroom is gonna be the best in the entire world. Even President Xi said, 'Wow, that's gonna be something.' We have a big drone component. Drones on top."
November 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
dear democrats
"on day one i will begin demolishing the ballroom" would be worth at least 5-10 points in the democratic primary.
just saying
"on day one i will begin demolishing the ballroom" would be worth at least 5-10 points in the democratic primary.
just saying
dear daniel & hello kitty 💫
November 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
dear daniel & hello kitty 💫