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totr.bsky.social
i know him from the Deathblart podcast, it's very funny to me that he's now a big star in Oz, I did not see that coming
May 28, 2026 at 10:46 AM
crisiscake.bsky.social
deathblart mentioned?
May 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
500rats.bsky.social
came here to recommend DeathBlart but, deep in my heart, i knew someone had already done it
April 22, 2026 at 7:50 AM
grunklemary.bsky.social
Happy 420, folks.

The Scientific Truth About DARK SIDE OF THE RAINBOW
#Happy420 #DeathBlart #film

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The Scientific Truth About DARK SIDE OF THE RAINBOW
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April 21, 2026 at 4:51 AM
actualfoxjade.bsky.social
In memoriam of my lost Paul Blart 2 themed profile please listen to Deathblart by the McElroy brothers and two other guys who watched Grown Ups 2 fifty times in a row.

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April 2, 2026 at 8:04 AM
blakebrinkley31.bsky.social
To mark my 1st year of NOT marathoning #TilDeathDoUsBlart in its entirety, I’m making my post about the annual podcast +2months late. Oops.😅🤷
#DeathBlart #2025 #Episode11 #PaulBlartMallCop2
🎧📲: open.spotify.com/episode/0DS2...
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February 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
johnny1take.bsky.social
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. #DeathBlart
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
werewolf.pizza
Yeah! I would love to read an epic sci-fi or high fantasy novel written by an unfettered Griffin, but I very much respect that he's likely focussed on being a present dad and partner, and doing his main job: four simultaneous podcasts, plus DeathBlart
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
grunklemary.bsky.social
I'm researching Spotify alternatives, but I needed to post a weirdly proud personal stat

TOP 3% BITCHES
@justinmcelroy.bsky.social

#DeathBlart #TheShadowmanIsREAL
'Til Death Do Us Blart Your top podcast You streamed 4,252 minutes and you are a top 3% fan
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
scdemandred.bsky.social
This is so relevant now that I’ve taken the plunge on listening to Till Death Do Us Blart (aka #DeathBlart).
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December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
alorelei.com
just finished catching up for the year

dang… when the boys started #deathblart, I was in my 20s
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
alorelei.com
okay, theory:

they started with the Net Gun Store. gotta have an immobilizing net gun, that's so fun!

then they realized the net gun prop wouldn't work

too hard to CGI a net

what could they easily CGI?

enter… the Big Sticky Mess

#deathblart
December 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
haplo.bsky.social
Things have been going so badly that I forgot it's #DeathBlart time. I hope the mood of this year's ep is positive, I need the boost.
gingerbearart.bsky.social Ginger 🐻✨ @gingerbearart.bsky.social · Nov 27
The council convenes once more
#deathblart
Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago." Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us." Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin." Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
abeillebeau.bsky.social
'Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2' (2015)

Look, it's DeathBlart time so it had to be watched, but I'd argue that a Segway is a perfectly cromulent type of automobile.

This film is like a terrible and immensely comforting all enveloping wave of overcooked oatmeal, slowly suffocating you, but in a comfy way.
Paul Blart on a segway in a hotel
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
emmeline.northsky.social
weather has not turned out to be too bad, so I think that we will spend the morning with my extended family, grab fast food for the road, and listen to this year’s Til Death Do Us Blart on the way home

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Til Death Do Us Blart 2025
"Til Death Do Us Blart 2025" was originally released on November 27, 2025. Welcome one and all to the continuation of our grand tradition - DeathBlart. Now in its 11th year, our celebration has turned...
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November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
robynds.bsky.social
Happy belated Death Blart Day

#deathblart #tildeathdousblart

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Deathblart 2025
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November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
bonbonbiscuits.bsky.social
so i tried to play the 2024 episode of deathblart in spotify but the audio is from 2025? i avoided spoilers so well up til now 😭
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
ary.bsky.social
Any audio-only Death Blart fans, you *gotta* watch at least a minute or two of the video to see the stark difference between watch parties.

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Deathblart 2025
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November 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
monkeh.bsky.social
Strap in, it's #DeathBlart2025

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Deathblart 2025
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November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
newbie-alpaca.bsky.social
It’s #Thanksgiving Day, which means it’s time for the drop of America’s most beloved annual Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 podcast. #DeathBlart open.spotify.com/episode/0DS2...
Til Death Do Us Blart 2025
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November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
azalily.bsky.social
Happy DeathBlart Day
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
blahajblastoise.bsky.social
a Merry DeathBlart to all!
amandatheherder.bsky.social AmandaTheHerder @amandatheherder.bsky.social · Nov 27
He's the reason for the season 🙏
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November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
annelidworm.bsky.social
It's the best day of the year. It's finally here. The greatest podcast in all of history, back for another romp through the wonders of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. #DeathBlart www.themcelroy.family/podcasts/til...
‘Til Death Do Us Blart – The McElroy Family
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November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
anghellik.bsky.social
#DEATHBLART
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
motune.bsky.social
happy deathblart to all who celebrate
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM