#DERMS
Here's a distributed energy management system (DERMS) designed especially for agriculture, to wrangle all the DERs on your farm.
Yield DERMS Platform
A grid-ready DERMS platform for agriculture, enabling dispatch, forecasting, and utility integrations at scale.
yieldenergy.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
New Yerk, New Yerk, it's a city of derms
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
all the derms in NZ are busy with skin cancers so it takes months to see one
July 23, 2026 at 5:20 AM
If it's the Azelaic acid one you mentioned, even derms are annoyed it's not offered over the counter.
September 24, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Je moet met pel en al eten das goed voor de “derms”😎
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
De derms zoals ze hier zeggen.
May 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
A pack of derms.
February 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
fucking derms
September 24, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Seeing a dermatologist: so you’re a derm guy. You just can’t get enough of the derm. Lol. Staring at people’s derms and shit. Lmao. You’re a real freak for those seems, huh? Lmfao

Dermatologist: I no longer accept your insurance
July 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
it's the number 1 SUPPLEMENT recommended. How many supplements do dermatologists recommend? probably not as many as medications.

So even if 5 derms rec'ed this supplement, and the other supplements are rec'ed by only 3 derms, that would still make it number 1, even if 5 is a small amount.
November 11, 2024 at 4:59 AM
If a few of us also do it are we a DERMS?
June 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Derms and MUAs tell you to throw out your mascara every three months but manufacturers need to match that energy by making smaller, more affordable tubes of mascara; that is NOT a three month supply, I ain’t throwing away half my product, that mascara was $18
February 9, 2024 at 1:04 AM
I'm Voting Blue No Matter Who! The Derms Political Leaders at the federal, state and local levels need to be communicating affordability, accountability and ending the war
September 24, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Alright let’s go Derm bsky! Where my other Derms at?

*crickets*
August 24, 2023 at 3:34 PM
it’s honestly exhausting how when you’re recovering from a severe skin condition, instead of support, you get gaslit with “you shouldn’t have listened to derms.”

and it's always from people who’ve never dealt with skin pain, fear, or shame.
June 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You'll just have to pachy those derms in.
July 10, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Here to remind you that “ozempic face” isn’t a thing. Ozempic and similar dont have some special ability to make you look old. That’s just fast weight loss.

As derms like to say - it’s your face or your ass. Being especially thin will make you look old. We lose facial fat naturally with age.
July 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
oh that sucks i really wish i knew about any good derms in California that i could recommend 😭
June 8, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Jeez Louise, don't get any derms on the Pod soon, you'll get an earful!
August 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I got sun poisoning once when my dad and I went to Disney World. The blisters were horrifying, and I still have freckles from them. My former coworkers had monthly appts to their derms to have spots checked, removed, or frozen off. Keep thinking you're going to battle the sun. Team SPF!
I’m starting to realize that all of the annoying pundits just suffer from oppositional defiant disorder

increasing your kids’ risk of melanoma to own the libs
August 10, 2026 at 11:50 AM
One would say I'm 'packing derms' haha (I'm getting months worth of elephant curses for this pun I bet)

Thank you so much Royal! 🩵
February 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Back from Derm and it's looking like I have joined the skin cancer club, drat the luck. Treatable but surprised as this thing came up FAST, within a couple of weeks!
So once again, if you are ANY AGE, get your derms looked at regularly. Younger folks: you face a KILLER sun every day!
🤯🥵
a bottle of woolworths every day sunscreen is being opened
Alt: a bottle of woolworths every day sunscreen is being opened to and applied with a paint roller.
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
In today’s episode of “being this hot and fit is expensive” —

My trainer, who is all muscle, accidentally permanently bruised me while digging into my fascia and muscles over multiple sessions. Not his fault, I’m a delicate flower. So I’m back in my derms office to have both areas lasered away.
September 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
thinking about adding back the derms between the body and head on the neck like in the last wip image
April 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
UPF clothing adds a layer of defense against UV rays, but not all options protect adequately, derms tell @nbcselected.bsky.social
Does UPF clothing really make a difference? Yes, according to dermatologists
Our experts recommend clothing and swimsuits that dry quickly to provide the most protection.
nbcnews.to
July 26, 2026 at 2:00 PM