#DIet
I've had friends who said that since the diet did not stop the progression of the disease, what's the point of it? They ate what they wanted, and then a few hospitalizations later, began eating this shitty diet too.

In this analogy, Democrats are my diet, and Crohn's Disease is fascism.
November 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Friend: I thought you were on a diet.
Me: I am.
Friend: But you just ate 6 Oreos.
Me: Yes, but I wanted 12.
November 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
We may have to stop calling corporate zionist democrats ‘diet maga’ and just call them maga
November 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
i have not had nearly enough diet coke today
November 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
There’s not enough Diet Coke in the world to make this Monday go by any faster.
November 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Going on a cum-only diet
November 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Kids these days haven’t been raised on a steady diet of Ernest movies and it shows
November 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
This is a bit sudden, but Uni is having surgery today.

Recently, we discovered some small stones in Uni’s bladder, even though he’s already on a special prescription diet designed to dissolve certain types of stones.
November 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
i'm on a CIA diet, i C a gun and I shoot myself in the bAck of the head 4 times
November 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
A diet consisting solely of the Persona 30th anniversary wafers
November 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I’m on my 30th Diet Coke of the day. My good friend Governor Gretchen Whitmer is going with something a little stronger.
November 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
1 week into my new required diet: I cry for cheese.
November 4, 2026 at 12:13 AM
No more A&W's
Diet is leaving me
No more A&W's
Diet is leaving me with salads RS
November 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Diet food

No really
October 31, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I guess when Trump keeps saying on Fox that Europe has given us Greenland & we now own it, the hosts are either too afraid of him to correct it, too stupid that they believe it, or intentionally feeding their audience a steady diet of lies because that’s their business model.
November 3, 2026 at 2:23 PM
its so funny that he's drinking caffeine free diet coke and two fake guns on his nightstand
November 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Acorn woodpecker 19-23cm
Pacific coast of North America, through Mexico, Central America, Colombia
Diet Acorns (approx. 50% of the diet)
flying insects, sap, fruits, nectar, seeds
Both parents and family members share incubations 14 days, and feeding 32 days, plus 4 months after fledging
Photos👇
October 30, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Sheeva on that Tasty Paste Diet!
November 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
As a quadruple bypass surgery survivor on a restricted diet, it’s okay for me to follow the Alaska two Dan Sullivans story because I’m allowed nothing burgers.
November 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
October 30, 2026 at 1:24 PM
need steve kornacki to do grub street diet on an election week
November 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Trying to diet..

Again 😭
November 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"How is he still alive with his diet"

Well... one of the biggest causes of death based on diet is a heart attack... which requires having a heart.
November 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I have Crohn's Disease. Voting is like...my extraordinarily awful low residue diet. For those who don't know, my diet is no seeds, no nuts, no peanuts, no legumes, no soy, no lactose, no gluten, no non-ground proteins, no raw fruits or vegetables, nothing with more than 3 grams of fiber per serving,
November 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Bella came into us chronically overweight. With proper medication and a new diet she has been thriving.

Weigh in shows.... 8.6kg / 20 Lbs lost!!! She says she feels like a whole new dog!!!
October 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM