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October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
FEMA will no longer to door-to-door to assist you in a disaster, but ICE will go door-to-door to kidnap you and turn your life into a disaster. America has its priorities, y'all!
A reminder: FEMA is no longer going door-to-door to assist disaster victims
[From our Climate Desk partner @wired.com]
[From our Climate Desk partner @wired.com]
FEMA will no longer go door-to-door to assist disaster victims
The move, says one agency worker, will “severely hamper our ability to reach vulnerable people.”
www.motherjones.com
July 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
FEMA will no longer to door-to-door to assist you in a disaster, but ICE will go door-to-door to kidnap you and turn your life into a disaster. America has its priorities, y'all!
Blue hour at the door
January 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Blue hour at the door
WARNING to ST. Paul: ICE is going door to door with weapons drawn.
January 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
WARNING to ST. Paul: ICE is going door to door with weapons drawn.
My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door
January 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door
“Who’s at the door?”
“Bee.”
“Fine, who be at the door?”
“Bee.”
“Fine, who be at the door?”
July 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
“Who’s at the door?”
“Bee.”
“Fine, who be at the door?”
“Bee.”
“Fine, who be at the door?”
A reminder: FEMA is no longer going door-to-door to assist disaster victims
[From our Climate Desk partner @wired.com]
[From our Climate Desk partner @wired.com]
FEMA will no longer go door-to-door to assist disaster victims
The move, says one agency worker, will “severely hamper our ability to reach vulnerable people.”
www.motherjones.com
July 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A reminder: FEMA is no longer going door-to-door to assist disaster victims
[From our Climate Desk partner @wired.com]
[From our Climate Desk partner @wired.com]
Art Nouveau door, Brussels Belgium, photographer unknown
June 19, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Art Nouveau door, Brussels Belgium, photographer unknown
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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November 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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This is why you lock your door
November 14, 2024 at 8:18 AM
This is why you lock your door
I miss the old door.
June 22, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I miss the old door.
Next door neighbour.
September 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Next door neighbour.
They should put a breathalyzer lock on Hegseth’s pentagon office door.
January 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
They should put a breathalyzer lock on Hegseth’s pentagon office door.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.
March 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.
I love this picture from @imageplotter.bsky.social - makes it look like I've joined the police and my partner and I are going door to door making enquiries
January 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I love this picture from @imageplotter.bsky.social - makes it look like I've joined the police and my partner and I are going door to door making enquiries
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
ICE Launches Door-to-Door Sweeps in NJ
May 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
ICE Launches Door-to-Door Sweeps in NJ
People keep telling me that my door is broken, looks normal to me.
April 30, 2026 at 10:58 AM
People keep telling me that my door is broken, looks normal to me.
Don't let the door hit ya on the — never mind, there's no door
- Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun will step down at the end of 2024
- Chairman of the board Larry Kellner is also resigning and will leave in May
- Stan Deal, president and CEO of Boeing Commercial Airplanes, is leaving the company effective immediately
- Chairman of the board Larry Kellner is also resigning and will leave in May
- Stan Deal, president and CEO of Boeing Commercial Airplanes, is leaving the company effective immediately
Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun to step down; board chair and commercial airplane head replaced in wake of 737 Max crisis
Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun will step down at the end of 2024 in part of a broad management shakeup for the embattled aerospace giant.
www.cnbc.com
March 25, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Don't let the door hit ya on the — never mind, there's no door
........is it over?
Curious Cat Peeks from Behind Door
Alt: Curious Cat Peeks from Behind Door
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July 17, 2026 at 2:17 AM
........is it over?
You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar
April 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar
We’re at the “Marilyn Manson going door to door to shock people” phase of this presidency.
April 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM
We’re at the “Marilyn Manson going door to door to shock people” phase of this presidency.