October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Hey, it's Dvac!
Hi Dvac!
Hi Dvac!
September 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Hey, it's Dvac!
Hi Dvac!
Hi Dvac!
this fresh autumnal apple goes out to my homie dvac, sorry they don’t grow down south
September 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
this fresh autumnal apple goes out to my homie dvac, sorry they don’t grow down south
Stay creamy my friends. That's a thumbs up from your pal DVac
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Stay creamy my friends. That's a thumbs up from your pal DVac
Spiritually I feel like dvac is constantly projecting this aura of "he asked for no pickles" in front of me. It's very reassuring, honestly.
May 1, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Spiritually I feel like dvac is constantly projecting this aura of "he asked for no pickles" in front of me. It's very reassuring, honestly.
DVac on the bisky
August 15, 2023 at 3:51 PM
DVac on the bisky
dvac, activist in PETA for robot animals
September 28, 2026 at 2:21 AM
dvac, activist in PETA for robot animals
You already know I'm funny and a genius, what am I gonna post about how rich and hot I am too?? Wow thanks DVac
May 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You already know I'm funny and a genius, what am I gonna post about how rich and hot I am too?? Wow thanks DVac
If you're struggling with your mental health right now may I suggest bleaching your hair. Not as bad as drugs OR cutting your own bangs. I've seen so many positive results. The DVac Guarantee
April 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If you're struggling with your mental health right now may I suggest bleaching your hair. Not as bad as drugs OR cutting your own bangs. I've seen so many positive results. The DVac Guarantee
heads up you posted a photo of dvac in real life instead of your drawing
May 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
heads up you posted a photo of dvac in real life instead of your drawing
DVAC is so fucking funny and I can't wait to stream with her again this Tuesday lmfao
February 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
DVAC is so fucking funny and I can't wait to stream with her again this Tuesday lmfao
shoutouts to longtime friend of the show dvac
October 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
shoutouts to longtime friend of the show dvac
I trust DVac in all matters except men
April 6, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I trust DVac in all matters except men
ah that's dvac, i hear she's "grocery store hot"
April 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
ah that's dvac, i hear she's "grocery store hot"
Y'all. Come on. Dvac is sharing something important with us. Think about the optics of making jokes about it.
April 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Y'all. Come on. Dvac is sharing something important with us. Think about the optics of making jokes about it.
I wore my unofficial DVac merch from TeeKO to wrestling. When I passed by a family waiting for the elevator at the hotel to take the stairs, they waited til they thought I was out of earshot and said "where did SHE come from??" And I've been pondering it ever since
July 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I wore my unofficial DVac merch from TeeKO to wrestling. When I passed by a family waiting for the elevator at the hotel to take the stairs, they waited til they thought I was out of earshot and said "where did SHE come from??" And I've been pondering it ever since
I'd like to issue an official DVac Banger Alert to "Though I am an Inept Villainess." Please adapt Your Throne but in the meantime I will have this as a light snack
August 31, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I'd like to issue an official DVac Banger Alert to "Though I am an Inept Villainess." Please adapt Your Throne but in the meantime I will have this as a light snack
It was also incredibly novel to them that we never refer to each other by our real names. They were like wow being called DVac isn't that embarrassing? Well I'll tell you what kiddo I never thought of it that way until just now
January 26, 2026 at 11:17 PM
It was also incredibly novel to them that we never refer to each other by our real names. They were like wow being called DVac isn't that embarrassing? Well I'll tell you what kiddo I never thought of it that way until just now
Bonus: the part where @deviousvacuum.bsky.social had a completely organic interaction with my wife:
DVac:
OK don't worry I got you:
- Yes
- Only partially
- For the aesthetic
- Technically
- He's a murderer
Wife:
Thank you – you at least have been helpful
DVac:
OK don't worry I got you:
- Yes
- Only partially
- For the aesthetic
- Technically
- He's a murderer
Wife:
Thank you – you at least have been helpful
October 14, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Bonus: the part where @deviousvacuum.bsky.social had a completely organic interaction with my wife:
DVac:
OK don't worry I got you:
- Yes
- Only partially
- For the aesthetic
- Technically
- He's a murderer
Wife:
Thank you – you at least have been helpful
DVac:
OK don't worry I got you:
- Yes
- Only partially
- For the aesthetic
- Technically
- He's a murderer
Wife:
Thank you – you at least have been helpful
dark dvac post the evil thoughts on main
May 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
dark dvac post the evil thoughts on main
Friends in voice: "DVac why do you always like shows where the women are crazy"
Me (looking at my reflection in the dark part of my monitor): "Yeah I wonder why that is"
Me (looking at my reflection in the dark part of my monitor): "Yeah I wonder why that is"
July 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Friends in voice: "DVac why do you always like shows where the women are crazy"
Me (looking at my reflection in the dark part of my monitor): "Yeah I wonder why that is"
Me (looking at my reflection in the dark part of my monitor): "Yeah I wonder why that is"
girl we slept in the same hotel bed and I don't remember your real name whatsoever you are Dvac to me
January 26, 2026 at 11:25 PM
girl we slept in the same hotel bed and I don't remember your real name whatsoever you are Dvac to me
They're right Dvac
April 23, 2026 at 7:40 PM
They're right Dvac
Another DVac Life Update: I am considering using a matchmaking service because the idea of getting on the apps makes me want to throw up and destroy my phone
October 1, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Another DVac Life Update: I am considering using a matchmaking service because the idea of getting on the apps makes me want to throw up and destroy my phone