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Wednesday #dadjoke 😂🤣😆
November 4, 2026 at 7:14 AM
josieofcourse.bsky.social
#DadJoke
November 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
funnymichele.bsky.social
Monday #dadjoke 😂🤣😆
November 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
#jokes #dadjoke #funny
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii or just a low ha?
November 6, 2026 at 10:00 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
I used to play piano by ear.

Now I use my hands.

#dadjoke #mumjokes #humor
November 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why did the electrician close his shop?

Business was no longer current.

#dadjoke #mumjokes #humor
November 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador.

#dadjoke #humour #pun
November 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
klaatu82.bsky.social
I can't speak to Bluesky... but it is difficult to tell a dad joke to kleptomaniacs... they always take things literally.

#dadjoke
November 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
What do you call two spiders that just got married?

Newlywebs.

#dadjoke #funny #humor
November 4, 2026 at 8:08 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
What did the SSD say to the old hard drive?

You're spinning your wheels.

#dadjoke #funny #humor
November 7, 2026 at 4:06 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why are "Dad Jokes" so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

#dadjoke #pun #jokesky
November 6, 2026 at 4:06 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
#jokes #dadjoke #funny
Did you notice the dried grapes in your granola? No, not yet. It's all about raisin awareness.
November 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
sekou.bsky.social
Happy #tietuesday! Have a Spidey-riffic day and enjoy today's #dadjoke
November 3, 2026 at 3:02 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper.

#dadjoke #punny #humour
November 6, 2026 at 12:08 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
What did the biologist wear on their first date?

Designer genes.

#dadjoke #jokes #humoursky
November 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch!

#dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes
November 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
michaelcwchan.bsky.social
A Mid #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun
November 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why didn't the ancient Egyptians ever feel stressed?

Because they were always in de-Nile about their problems!

#dadjoke #pun #humorsky
November 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

A thesaurus!

#dadjoke #punny #humour
November 3, 2026 at 12:08 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
What do you call a door that plays the drums?

A knock-knock musician.

#dadjoke #humour #pun
November 7, 2026 at 12:08 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
What did the geologist say to the comedian?

Your jokes areite — as in they rock.

#dadjoke #punny #funny
November 5, 2026 at 12:08 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

Because he had no body to go with!

#dadjoke #humor #humoursky
November 4, 2026 at 12:08 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
What do you call a moose that makes pottery?

Harry Potter — just kidding, a kiln-deer.

#dadjoke #humor #humoursky
November 7, 2026 at 8:07 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why did the mitochondria start a business?

It had the power to be the cell's entrepreneur.

#dadjoke #jokesky #jokes
November 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.

#dadjoke #pun #humorsky
November 3, 2026 at 12:14 AM