December 22, 2024 at 1:05 PM
June 25, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Missing silverware that can’t be found in your teens bedroom?
Check under the drivers seat of your car! The logical place to keep forks and spoons!
#Dadlyfe
Check under the drivers seat of your car! The logical place to keep forks and spoons!
#Dadlyfe
February 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Missing silverware that can’t be found in your teens bedroom?
Check under the drivers seat of your car! The logical place to keep forks and spoons!
#Dadlyfe
Check under the drivers seat of your car! The logical place to keep forks and spoons!
#Dadlyfe
December 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My favorite part of this trip might just be how the battery in our plug-in hybrid van got charged to 50% just while going down the big mountain on Highway 441 between Cherokee and Gatlinburg.
I think I've already got my
#DadLyfe thing for @celebrityhottub.bsky.social's Fathers Day thread next year.
I think I've already got my
#DadLyfe thing for @celebrityhottub.bsky.social's Fathers Day thread next year.
July 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My favorite part of this trip might just be how the battery in our plug-in hybrid van got charged to 50% just while going down the big mountain on Highway 441 between Cherokee and Gatlinburg.
I think I've already got my
#DadLyfe thing for @celebrityhottub.bsky.social's Fathers Day thread next year.
I think I've already got my
#DadLyfe thing for @celebrityhottub.bsky.social's Fathers Day thread next year.
I had a great weekend of visiting game friends & introducing them to my daughter! @sharangbiswas.bsky.social #twentysidedstore #dadlyfe #gmlyfe
April 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I had a great weekend of visiting game friends & introducing them to my daughter! @sharangbiswas.bsky.social #twentysidedstore #dadlyfe #gmlyfe
They don’t necessarily get easier as they get older…. #DadLyfe
August 22, 2023 at 10:43 AM
They don’t necessarily get easier as they get older…. #DadLyfe
Me lecturing K2 on her parties: “At 22 I was responsible adult with 2 kids working on my PhD.”
K4 from the back “Bro, you got a girl pregnant at 19!”
K2 “Yeah a PhD doesn’t make up for that.”
Kinda judgy kids if you ask me. #Dadlyfe
K4 from the back “Bro, you got a girl pregnant at 19!”
K2 “Yeah a PhD doesn’t make up for that.”
Kinda judgy kids if you ask me. #Dadlyfe
September 28, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Me lecturing K2 on her parties: “At 22 I was responsible adult with 2 kids working on my PhD.”
K4 from the back “Bro, you got a girl pregnant at 19!”
K2 “Yeah a PhD doesn’t make up for that.”
Kinda judgy kids if you ask me. #Dadlyfe
K4 from the back “Bro, you got a girl pregnant at 19!”
K2 “Yeah a PhD doesn’t make up for that.”
Kinda judgy kids if you ask me. #Dadlyfe
K4 comes home with 3 slices of cake.
Me: why did you get 3.
K4: b/c it was BOGO
Me: so why 3?
K4: for me, you and mom.
Me: ok, but why ONLY 3.
K4: why you mad, bro, I got one for everyone.
Me: you said they were BOGO. WHY ONLY 3.
K4: shit. I am bad at math.
#DadLyfe
Me: why did you get 3.
K4: b/c it was BOGO
Me: so why 3?
K4: for me, you and mom.
Me: ok, but why ONLY 3.
K4: why you mad, bro, I got one for everyone.
Me: you said they were BOGO. WHY ONLY 3.
K4: shit. I am bad at math.
#DadLyfe
August 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
K4 comes home with 3 slices of cake.
Me: why did you get 3.
K4: b/c it was BOGO
Me: so why 3?
K4: for me, you and mom.
Me: ok, but why ONLY 3.
K4: why you mad, bro, I got one for everyone.
Me: you said they were BOGO. WHY ONLY 3.
K4: shit. I am bad at math.
#DadLyfe
Me: why did you get 3.
K4: b/c it was BOGO
Me: so why 3?
K4: for me, you and mom.
Me: ok, but why ONLY 3.
K4: why you mad, bro, I got one for everyone.
Me: you said they were BOGO. WHY ONLY 3.
K4: shit. I am bad at math.
#DadLyfe
I have eaten
the leftover seafood tempura
that was in
the Fridge
and which
I guess you were
saving
for after school snack
Oh well
I bought it,
pay back for
all the things you've taken from me.
#dadlyfe
the leftover seafood tempura
that was in
the Fridge
and which
I guess you were
saving
for after school snack
Oh well
I bought it,
pay back for
all the things you've taken from me.
#dadlyfe
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I have eaten
the leftover seafood tempura
that was in
the Fridge
and which
I guess you were
saving
for after school snack
Oh well
I bought it,
pay back for
all the things you've taken from me.
#dadlyfe
the leftover seafood tempura
that was in
the Fridge
and which
I guess you were
saving
for after school snack
Oh well
I bought it,
pay back for
all the things you've taken from me.
#dadlyfe
Well, he hasn’t gotten a new job to pay for the bull riding lessons. But he does have an interview for an “internship” at a local horse barn. Shoveling shit and general horse stuff.
Not paid. But free riding lessons!
Which I’m sure he’ll need something else bought for.
#DadLyfe
Not paid. But free riding lessons!
Which I’m sure he’ll need something else bought for.
#DadLyfe
August 24, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Well, he hasn’t gotten a new job to pay for the bull riding lessons. But he does have an interview for an “internship” at a local horse barn. Shoveling shit and general horse stuff.
Not paid. But free riding lessons!
Which I’m sure he’ll need something else bought for.
#DadLyfe
Not paid. But free riding lessons!
Which I’m sure he’ll need something else bought for.
#DadLyfe
Me: 50mins of foodprep and being rôtisseur and saucier, to turn out a lovely roasted meal and delicate sauce du jour.
My kids: arrive from their rooms
"いただきます"
10min later
"ごちそうさまでした"
Plates vanquished, they return to their person-caves.
Me: pfffffttttt.
#DadLyfe
My kids: arrive from their rooms
"いただきます"
10min later
"ごちそうさまでした"
Plates vanquished, they return to their person-caves.
Me: pfffffttttt.
#DadLyfe
July 18, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Me: 50mins of foodprep and being rôtisseur and saucier, to turn out a lovely roasted meal and delicate sauce du jour.
My kids: arrive from their rooms
"いただきます"
10min later
"ごちそうさまでした"
Plates vanquished, they return to their person-caves.
Me: pfffffttttt.
#DadLyfe
My kids: arrive from their rooms
"いただきます"
10min later
"ごちそうさまでした"
Plates vanquished, they return to their person-caves.
Me: pfffffttttt.
#DadLyfe
Differences between oldest and youngest daughters. They all pay their share on phone plan.
Oldest: sends $5 more than bill within 2min of me saying they’re due.
Youngest: will spend a day trying to negotiate her bill down $3.
#dadlyfe
Oldest: sends $5 more than bill within 2min of me saying they’re due.
Youngest: will spend a day trying to negotiate her bill down $3.
#dadlyfe
February 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Differences between oldest and youngest daughters. They all pay their share on phone plan.
Oldest: sends $5 more than bill within 2min of me saying they’re due.
Youngest: will spend a day trying to negotiate her bill down $3.
#dadlyfe
Oldest: sends $5 more than bill within 2min of me saying they’re due.
Youngest: will spend a day trying to negotiate her bill down $3.
#dadlyfe
Any time I have one hand on the steering-wheel the 4 year old yells "TWO HANDS ON THE WHEEL!"
Easily the most useful back seat driver I've ever had.
#DadLyfe
Easily the most useful back seat driver I've ever had.
#DadLyfe
August 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Any time I have one hand on the steering-wheel the 4 year old yells "TWO HANDS ON THE WHEEL!"
Easily the most useful back seat driver I've ever had.
#DadLyfe
Easily the most useful back seat driver I've ever had.
#DadLyfe
But why are there bowls, plates, and forks in your bathroom cabinet? It's more work to put in there than bring it to the kitchen! #Dadlyfe #ADHDTeens #
October 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
But why are there bowls, plates, and forks in your bathroom cabinet? It's more work to put in there than bring it to the kitchen! #Dadlyfe #ADHDTeens #