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meatflakecopium.bsky.social
Vegan kids are the worst.

#Veganism #AnimalRights #DamnKids
January 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
flscitriguy.bsky.social
I have eaten
the blackberries
that were in
the fridge
and which
you were probably
saving
for a cobbler

What ever
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
And I didn’t have to buy them.

#DamnKids #Dadlyfe
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
churchstreetimages.com
Time for another round of I Don't Always Inexpertly Flog My Sport Bike Around In Aimless Loops... But When I Do The Whole Town Has To Listen To It. (Not me, the neighbor's kid. I learned how to rev match decades ago.🙄)
#OldManYellsAtCloud #GetOffMyLawn #DamnKids
August 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
brighteyeddyer.bsky.social
Jake’s wondering why I’m playing my music through the speakers now.

It’s a mystery dude.

#DamnKids
November 22, 2024 at 6:14 PM
sofijav.bsky.social
“DamnKids” 🤣🤣🤣
January 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
ohiohawkeye.bsky.social
Ah I see! #damnkids
December 18, 2024 at 11:32 PM
misskatsnow.bsky.social
Dropped the kid off at a sleepover. If you are an adult in these kids’ lives & have had a colonoscopy, I know who you are now. Cause… kids. #damnkids #kids #snitchesdontgetstitchesiguess
February 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
marianne.skyen.live
Perfect!

Who's gonna watch my kids? 😅

#babysitter #helpwanted #damnkids #gamingmom
January 14, 2026 at 5:56 PM
brighteyeddyer.bsky.social
Because of my heart, I take meds to reduce my adrenaline response.

Put earbuds in…

Jake snuck up behind me…

Scared the bejesus outta me…

Laughed so hard/long that it counts as a workout.

Holy shit, even with the meds I’m feeling the spike/crash. It’s officially Nap O’Clock here.

#DamnKids
November 22, 2024 at 5:53 PM
toytalkstoyou.bsky.social
Where is your father?! Damn!

#blackmomlife #holdonkids #momlifebelike #momlife #ijustarrived #givemeaminute #whereisyourfather #damnkids #toytalks2you #toytalkstoyou
December 7, 2024 at 8:36 PM
didiwood.bsky.social
Things are getting a little heated in Sugartown .…
#acnh #damnkids #getoffmylawn
November 9, 2023 at 1:16 AM
hackfuey.bsky.social
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anyone seen my grandkids?? 🌭👑 HANS 5 OUT TOMORROW 👑🌭 #ski #hotdog #damnkids
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January 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
thebookgremlin.bsky.social
IDC if you homeschool or send your kids to public school.... All of them KNOW it's a holiday and all of them are acting a fucking fool... It's not just you and you're doing fine #sahm #homeschool #damnkids
November 25, 2024 at 5:08 PM
sabate3.bsky.social
Me, when someone asked a student, "If you could go back in time to any time period, when would you go?" & they replied with, "The 90s."
#myemsday #oldman #damnkids
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media.tenor.com
April 30, 2026 at 1:49 PM
hawkethechaotic.bsky.social
I genuinely hate how much I love having smart light bulbs I can control through my Alexa.

I can tell I'm getting older by how I hate NewThingTM... Except when they let me stay cozy in bed.

#getofflawn #damnkids #irememberaoldialup
December 6, 2024 at 5:08 PM
ohwildbill.bsky.social
@CMaeTay @cmhutch It's ok. Except for the spine, they're all cartilage till they hit 4 or 5. Like sharks. #damnkids
December 6, 2024 at 3:53 AM
wyrdingstudios.com
I called the police non-emergency line and they’re going to send someone around to have a little chat about manners. #getoffmylawn #damnkids
November 4, 2024 at 12:08 PM
zombiemicrowave.bsky.social
It’s my son’s bday, so he’s the DJ today. Currently streaming “Cat flushing toilet radio”
….4/5 🌟
#dadlife #happybday #damnkids.
March 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
arianmor.bsky.social
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anyone seen my grandkids?? 🌭👑 #ski #hotdog #damnkids
YouTube video by hotdoghans
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February 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
mskristytee.bsky.social
I don't have $350 a month to spend on my appearance. #damnkids
December 1, 2024 at 11:30 PM
mskristytee.bsky.social
daughter just got picked up from camp. first words to her dad "I can't wait for tomorrow!" #damnkids
December 1, 2024 at 4:38 PM
blackbreze.bsky.social
My 4 year old nephew favorite phrase is what chu talking bout? And depending on his mood he says it in different ways and its soo funny especially when he sings it lol #damnkids #4yearolds #auntieduties
November 12, 2024 at 1:27 AM
arrizzo.bsky.social
My performance as replacement @JoeSpence yesterday at @Meme725's graduation party was definitely one of my best. #DamnKids
December 6, 2024 at 6:44 PM