FYI: Animals living in the jungle right now, at risk of being killed at any moment, have better lives than humans do. 🐾 #darkhumour
October 31, 2026 at 1:42 PM
FYI: Animals living in the jungle right now, at risk of being killed at any moment, have better lives than humans do. 🐾 #darkhumour
October 31, 2026 at 10:56 AM
You might think it's just a sandwich. But you are a heathen.
#ReadJolon #Diary #WritingSky #DarkHumour #Thriller #SerialFiction #WritingCommunity #BookSky #Sandwich
#ReadJolon #Diary #WritingSky #DarkHumour #Thriller #SerialFiction #WritingCommunity #BookSky #Sandwich
19. How to craft the perfect sandwich
Remember you’re seasoning, not punishing.
www.jolonfairweather.com
October 28, 2026 at 12:33 PM
You might think it's just a sandwich. But you are a heathen.
#ReadJolon #Diary #WritingSky #DarkHumour #Thriller #SerialFiction #WritingCommunity #BookSky #Sandwich
#ReadJolon #Diary #WritingSky #DarkHumour #Thriller #SerialFiction #WritingCommunity #BookSky #Sandwich
October 30, 2026 at 10:27 AM
When a rich person's earnings are endangered, propaganda tells us to endure: drink lemonade. youtube.com/shorts/lbVTY... 🐾 #funny #darkhumour
When Life gives you Lemons 😓 #hollowknight #relatable #funny
YouTube video by SoulScape
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October 31, 2026 at 1:38 PM
When a rich person's earnings are endangered, propaganda tells us to endure: drink lemonade. youtube.com/shorts/lbVTY... 🐾 #funny #darkhumour
Richard Wellington died a capitalist. only to discover Heaven runs on communist principles! No billionaires. No landlords. No rent. Everything is free. #Capitalism #Communism #PoliticalSatire #DarkHumour #HeavenIsRed
October 30, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Richard Wellington died a capitalist. only to discover Heaven runs on communist principles! No billionaires. No landlords. No rent. Everything is free. #Capitalism #Communism #PoliticalSatire #DarkHumour #HeavenIsRed
Some things are inevitable.
Others are Murphy’s fault.
Even death has bad days.
No one escapes Murphy’s Rules.
MURPHY’S RULES
When everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Happy Halloween.
NHOMM® — Words Have Weight.
#NHOMM #MurphysRules #HalloweenArt #ContemporaryArt #DarkHumour
Others are Murphy’s fault.
Even death has bad days.
No one escapes Murphy’s Rules.
MURPHY’S RULES
When everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Happy Halloween.
NHOMM® — Words Have Weight.
#NHOMM #MurphysRules #HalloweenArt #ContemporaryArt #DarkHumour
October 29, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Some things are inevitable.
Others are Murphy’s fault.
Even death has bad days.
No one escapes Murphy’s Rules.
MURPHY’S RULES
When everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Happy Halloween.
NHOMM® — Words Have Weight.
#NHOMM #MurphysRules #HalloweenArt #ContemporaryArt #DarkHumour
Others are Murphy’s fault.
Even death has bad days.
No one escapes Murphy’s Rules.
MURPHY’S RULES
When everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Happy Halloween.
NHOMM® — Words Have Weight.
#NHOMM #MurphysRules #HalloweenArt #ContemporaryArt #DarkHumour
What happens when fear stops registering? 🖤 A darkly funny psychological fiction novel by a novelist studying mental health, about numbness. 18+
#psychologicalfiction #darkhumour #booktok
#psychologicalfiction #darkhumour #booktok
November 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
What happens when fear stops registering? 🖤 A darkly funny psychological fiction novel by a novelist studying mental health, about numbness. 18+
#psychologicalfiction #darkhumour #booktok
#psychologicalfiction #darkhumour #booktok
Blue hair, pitch black heart 🖤
#BlueHair #VillainEra #IceQueen #FairDinkumFantasy #BossBabe #DarkHumour
#BlueHair #VillainEra #IceQueen #FairDinkumFantasy #BossBabe #DarkHumour
October 26, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Blue hair, pitch black heart 🖤
#BlueHair #VillainEra #IceQueen #FairDinkumFantasy #BossBabe #DarkHumour
#BlueHair #VillainEra #IceQueen #FairDinkumFantasy #BossBabe #DarkHumour
He looked like he was going to say something more, but I walked off before he could.
#ReadJolon #Diary #WritingSky #DarkHumour #Thriller #SerialFiction #WritingCommunity #BookSky
#ReadJolon #Diary #WritingSky #DarkHumour #Thriller #SerialFiction #WritingCommunity #BookSky
18. Back in the Room
I was about to start when some cunt called Martin walked in and sat opposite me.
www.jolonfairweather.com
October 26, 2026 at 11:44 PM
He looked like he was going to say something more, but I walked off before he could.
#ReadJolon #Diary #WritingSky #DarkHumour #Thriller #SerialFiction #WritingCommunity #BookSky
#ReadJolon #Diary #WritingSky #DarkHumour #Thriller #SerialFiction #WritingCommunity #BookSky
Taking comments on Dangerous, Diabolical out of context is my new favourite passtime. What's the point of writing a #darkfantasy with #darkhumour if you take it too seriously? How is everyone else who accidentaly wrote a genre mash-up coping? #writingcommunity
October 26, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Taking comments on Dangerous, Diabolical out of context is my new favourite passtime. What's the point of writing a #darkfantasy with #darkhumour if you take it too seriously? How is everyone else who accidentaly wrote a genre mash-up coping? #writingcommunity
October 26, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I don’t think Britain will ever have a proper dystopian uprising.
We’ll just quietly accept the surveillance drones, compulsory happiness assessments and weekly organ donations.
Then absolutely lose our shit when they change the recipe for Hobnobs.
#UKHumour #Satire #DarkHumour #BritishLife
We’ll just quietly accept the surveillance drones, compulsory happiness assessments and weekly organ donations.
Then absolutely lose our shit when they change the recipe for Hobnobs.
#UKHumour #Satire #DarkHumour #BritishLife
October 27, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I don’t think Britain will ever have a proper dystopian uprising.
We’ll just quietly accept the surveillance drones, compulsory happiness assessments and weekly organ donations.
Then absolutely lose our shit when they change the recipe for Hobnobs.
#UKHumour #Satire #DarkHumour #BritishLife
We’ll just quietly accept the surveillance drones, compulsory happiness assessments and weekly organ donations.
Then absolutely lose our shit when they change the recipe for Hobnobs.
#UKHumour #Satire #DarkHumour #BritishLife
I’ve started thinking about the music at my funeral.
Not because I’m morbid. I just don’t trust anyone else to get the transitions right.
Imagine spending 50 years developing impeccable musical taste only to be buried to Ed Sheeran.
#DarkHumour #MusicHumour #DJLife #BritishHumour
Not because I’m morbid. I just don’t trust anyone else to get the transitions right.
Imagine spending 50 years developing impeccable musical taste only to be buried to Ed Sheeran.
#DarkHumour #MusicHumour #DJLife #BritishHumour
October 27, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I’ve started thinking about the music at my funeral.
Not because I’m morbid. I just don’t trust anyone else to get the transitions right.
Imagine spending 50 years developing impeccable musical taste only to be buried to Ed Sheeran.
#DarkHumour #MusicHumour #DJLife #BritishHumour
Not because I’m morbid. I just don’t trust anyone else to get the transitions right.
Imagine spending 50 years developing impeccable musical taste only to be buried to Ed Sheeran.
#DarkHumour #MusicHumour #DJLife #BritishHumour
Shorts 329: Hidden Secret of Your Car’s Luggage Compartment
Humour from Into Your Head podcast - IntoYourHead dot ie. #funnythoughts #darkhumour #cars #showerthoughts #absurd #automotive #darkhumor #oddities #curiosities
Humour from Into Your Head podcast - IntoYourHead dot ie. #funnythoughts #darkhumour #cars #showerthoughts #absurd #automotive #darkhumor #oddities #curiosities
Shorts 329: Hidden Secret of Your Car’s Luggage Compartment
Humour from Into Your Head podcast - IntoYourHead dot ie. #funnythoughts #darkhumour #cars #showerthoughts #absurd #automotive #darkhumor #oddities #curiosities
intoyourhead.ie
October 25, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Shorts 329: Hidden Secret of Your Car’s Luggage Compartment
Humour from Into Your Head podcast - IntoYourHead dot ie. #funnythoughts #darkhumour #cars #showerthoughts #absurd #automotive #darkhumor #oddities #curiosities
Humour from Into Your Head podcast - IntoYourHead dot ie. #funnythoughts #darkhumour #cars #showerthoughts #absurd #automotive #darkhumor #oddities #curiosities
Jadyn believes cheese should always sit under the wettest ingredient because it protects the bread. Sensible.
#ReadJolon #Diary #WritingSky #DarkHumour #Thriller #SerialFiction #WritingCommunity #BookSky
#ReadJolon #Diary #WritingSky #DarkHumour #Thriller #SerialFiction #WritingCommunity #BookSky
17. A date with the stranger called Jadyn
“They’re beans, Jolon. Not radioactive waste.”
www.jolonfairweather.com
October 23, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Jadyn believes cheese should always sit under the wettest ingredient because it protects the bread. Sensible.
#ReadJolon #Diary #WritingSky #DarkHumour #Thriller #SerialFiction #WritingCommunity #BookSky
#ReadJolon #Diary #WritingSky #DarkHumour #Thriller #SerialFiction #WritingCommunity #BookSky
October 24, 2026 at 10:46 AM
To its end and its beginning
When two or more are gathered
The Bitch Academy is in session.
Ares Blitzkrieg
#Satire #DarkHumour #QueerFiction #Queerscape
mizieya.substack.com/p/the-bitch-...
When two or more are gathered
The Bitch Academy is in session.
Ares Blitzkrieg
#Satire #DarkHumour #QueerFiction #Queerscape
mizieya.substack.com/p/the-bitch-...
The Bitch Academy
The Asylum For the Sane
mizieya.substack.com
October 25, 2026 at 9:55 PM
To its end and its beginning
When two or more are gathered
The Bitch Academy is in session.
Ares Blitzkrieg
#Satire #DarkHumour #QueerFiction #Queerscape
mizieya.substack.com/p/the-bitch-...
When two or more are gathered
The Bitch Academy is in session.
Ares Blitzkrieg
#Satire #DarkHumour #QueerFiction #Queerscape
mizieya.substack.com/p/the-bitch-...
To its end and its beginning
Every ex rated his performance.
He even failed a 1-star review.
Johnny Hardon
#Satire #DarkHumour #QueerFiction #Queerscape
mizieya.substack.com/p/the-bitch-...
Every ex rated his performance.
He even failed a 1-star review.
Johnny Hardon
#Satire #DarkHumour #QueerFiction #Queerscape
mizieya.substack.com/p/the-bitch-...
The Bitch Academy 2
Balls Deep in Self-Importance.
mizieya.substack.com
October 25, 2026 at 9:58 PM
To its end and its beginning
Every ex rated his performance.
He even failed a 1-star review.
Johnny Hardon
#Satire #DarkHumour #QueerFiction #Queerscape
mizieya.substack.com/p/the-bitch-...
Every ex rated his performance.
He even failed a 1-star review.
Johnny Hardon
#Satire #DarkHumour #QueerFiction #Queerscape
mizieya.substack.com/p/the-bitch-...
Between Zen Buddhism and punching someone, there's a tiny administrative office where self-control goes to die. Today's paperwork: anger, screaming, and the suspicious belief that volume counts as an argument.
THE EMERGENCY BUTTON ↓
tablefornobody.substack.com/p/the-emerge...
#DarkHumour #Writing
THE EMERGENCY BUTTON ↓
tablefornobody.substack.com/p/the-emerge...
#DarkHumour #Writing
THE EMERGENCY BUTTON
A red telephone, a spectacular idiot, and the thin line between enlightenment and assault.
tablefornobody.substack.com
October 26, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Between Zen Buddhism and punching someone, there's a tiny administrative office where self-control goes to die. Today's paperwork: anger, screaming, and the suspicious belief that volume counts as an argument.
THE EMERGENCY BUTTON ↓
tablefornobody.substack.com/p/the-emerge...
#DarkHumour #Writing
THE EMERGENCY BUTTON ↓
tablefornobody.substack.com/p/the-emerge...
#DarkHumour #Writing
100%
#KeepIt100 #KeepItOneHundred #DarkHumour #ZombieHumour #DarkComedy #ComicStrip #RelationshipHumour #DatingHumour #GallowsHumour
#KeepIt100 #KeepItOneHundred #DarkHumour #ZombieHumour #DarkComedy #ComicStrip #RelationshipHumour #DatingHumour #GallowsHumour
October 22, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I thought I was raising £480,000 for charity. In one sock. #shorts @olidnejad #FoughtDisorder #FreeEbook #BookTok #DarkHumour #MentalHealthAwareness
I thought I was raising £480,000 for charity. In one sock. #shorts
I genuinely believed every hour I paced that seclusion room, in one sock, was raising £60,000 for charity. Actual total: £0.
So the least I can do is give the book away. Fought Disorder is free: books2read.com/u/3LWB71 (link in bio)
CW: psychosis, nudity
#FoughtDisorder #FreeEbook #BookTok #DarkHumour #MentalHealthAwareness #TrueStory
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I thought I was raising £480,000 for charity. In one sock. #shorts @olidnejad #FoughtDisorder #FreeEbook #BookTok #DarkHumour #MentalHealthAwareness
I thought I was raising £480,000 for charity. In one sock. #shorts @olidnejad #FoughtDisorder #FreeEbook #BookTok #DarkHumour #MentalHealthAwareness
I thought I was raising £480,000 for charity. In one sock. #shorts
I genuinely believed every hour I paced that seclusion room, in one sock, was raising £60,000 for charity. Actual total: £0.
So the least I can do is give the book away. Fought Disorder is free: books2read.com/u/3LWB71 (link in bio)
CW: psychosis, nudity
#FoughtDisorder #FreeEbook #BookTok #DarkHumour #MentalHealthAwareness #TrueStory
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I thought I was raising £480,000 for charity. In one sock. #shorts @olidnejad #FoughtDisorder #FreeEbook #BookTok #DarkHumour #MentalHealthAwareness
Ryan’s Art of Darkness 2026.
Day 21: INSANITY WOLF
#fanart #digitalart #wolves #animeme #cartoon #darkhumour #insanity #youtube #insanitywolf #internetculture #youtubefanart #youtuberfanart #memes_are_life #insanityhorror
Day 21: INSANITY WOLF
#fanart #digitalart #wolves #animeme #cartoon #darkhumour #insanity #youtube #insanitywolf #internetculture #youtubefanart #youtuberfanart #memes_are_life #insanityhorror
October 21, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Ryan’s Art of Darkness 2026.
Day 21: INSANITY WOLF
#fanart #digitalart #wolves #animeme #cartoon #darkhumour #insanity #youtube #insanitywolf #internetculture #youtubefanart #youtuberfanart #memes_are_life #insanityhorror
Day 21: INSANITY WOLF
#fanart #digitalart #wolves #animeme #cartoon #darkhumour #insanity #youtube #insanitywolf #internetculture #youtubefanart #youtuberfanart #memes_are_life #insanityhorror