October 31, 2026 at 10:56 AM
October 30, 2026 at 10:27 AM
October 26, 2026 at 11:06 AM
October 24, 2026 at 10:46 AM
100%
#KeepIt100 #KeepItOneHundred #DarkHumour #ZombieHumour #DarkComedy #ComicStrip #RelationshipHumour #DatingHumour #GallowsHumour
#KeepIt100 #KeepItOneHundred #DarkHumour #ZombieHumour #DarkComedy #ComicStrip #RelationshipHumour #DatingHumour #GallowsHumour
October 22, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Today I learned you can buy Urns and Caskets from Costco
[online only]
I have no idea why this surprised me - you can probably but them off temu - but I guess I just never thought of them in terms of BYO
I also had an inappropriate internal giggle over the "rate this product" tab
#gallowshumour🥁
[online only]
I have no idea why this surprised me - you can probably but them off temu - but I guess I just never thought of them in terms of BYO
I also had an inappropriate internal giggle over the "rate this product" tab
#gallowshumour🥁
October 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Today I learned you can buy Urns and Caskets from Costco
[online only]
I have no idea why this surprised me - you can probably but them off temu - but I guess I just never thought of them in terms of BYO
I also had an inappropriate internal giggle over the "rate this product" tab
#gallowshumour🥁
[online only]
I have no idea why this surprised me - you can probably but them off temu - but I guess I just never thought of them in terms of BYO
I also had an inappropriate internal giggle over the "rate this product" tab
#gallowshumour🥁
Oh no they're...>reads news<...as you were. 😀 #gallowshumour
September 15, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Oh no they're...>reads news<...as you were. 😀 #gallowshumour
No plans are needed when you self identify as a 'stable genius'™️🤨 #GallowsHumour
March 11, 2026 at 10:08 AM
No plans are needed when you self identify as a 'stable genius'™️🤨 #GallowsHumour
They get bored after about 10 years anyway, just wait them out and dig some tunnels.🤷♂️😉 #GallowsHumour
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
They get bored after about 10 years anyway, just wait them out and dig some tunnels.🤷♂️😉 #GallowsHumour
At least we might get to see what the maximum thread limit is. #TestingTheLimits #GallowsHumour
January 20, 2026 at 8:39 AM
At least we might get to see what the maximum thread limit is. #TestingTheLimits #GallowsHumour
Absolutely bonkers. But someone might be doing his happy dance #GallowsHumour
a man and a woman are standing in front of a window with a note on it that says " how do you like them apples "
ALT: a man and a woman are standing in front of a window with a note on it that says " how do you like them apples "
media.tenor.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Absolutely bonkers. But someone might be doing his happy dance #GallowsHumour
Happy new year all. One less year to live. Yay!
#gallowshumour
#gallowshumour
December 31, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Happy new year all. One less year to live. Yay!
#gallowshumour
#gallowshumour
62.6% possession! I guess it was all those kickoffs we had! 🤣🤣🤣 #bhafc #gallowshumour
February 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
62.6% possession! I guess it was all those kickoffs we had! 🤣🤣🤣 #bhafc #gallowshumour
Anyone who tells you that Universal Credit is 'generous' has never lived on Universal Credit. Trying to work out how I can buy food for the next two weeks at the moment. I mean it'll help with my diet I suppose. #gallowshumour
May 11, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Anyone who tells you that Universal Credit is 'generous' has never lived on Universal Credit. Trying to work out how I can buy food for the next two weeks at the moment. I mean it'll help with my diet I suppose. #gallowshumour
“Micky's not too far away. These players will come back, they're not deceased, they're just injured. It's not all doom and gloom."
#thfc #coys #gallowshumour
#thfc #coys #gallowshumour
Spence, Sarr & Bissouma all doubts to face Leicester on Sunday, says Postecoglou.
www.standard.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.standard.co.uk/sport/footba...
Tottenham sweating over two injuries as Romero ruled out again
The pair are doubts for the weekend
www.standard.co.uk
January 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
“Micky's not too far away. These players will come back, they're not deceased, they're just injured. It's not all doom and gloom."
#thfc #coys #gallowshumour
#thfc #coys #gallowshumour
June 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I should sell tickets to my emotional life right now. It's wilder and more up and down than anything at Alton Towers. #gallowshumour
December 15, 2024 at 6:57 PM
I should sell tickets to my emotional life right now. It's wilder and more up and down than anything at Alton Towers. #gallowshumour
(Want to stress that last tweet was meant as a joke.) #gallowshumour
December 15, 2024 at 5:41 PM
(Want to stress that last tweet was meant as a joke.) #gallowshumour
Calendar informs me my divorce consultation is in 12 days' time. Something to look forward to, then. #gallowshumour
December 15, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Calendar informs me my divorce consultation is in 12 days' time. Something to look forward to, then. #gallowshumour
Just made myself chuckle with a euphemism for suicide: 'That once-in-a-lifetime pilgrimage to the bottom of Beachy Head'. #gallowshumour
December 15, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Just made myself chuckle with a euphemism for suicide: 'That once-in-a-lifetime pilgrimage to the bottom of Beachy Head'. #gallowshumour
Coronavirus is deadly serious and all, but I can't help thinking about this classic bit of Monty Python ... #gallowshumour
http://bit.ly/39T5h5n
http://bit.ly/39T5h5n
December 12, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Coronavirus is deadly serious and all, but I can't help thinking about this classic bit of Monty Python ... #gallowshumour
http://bit.ly/39T5h5n
http://bit.ly/39T5h5n
Thinking of you, stuck in hospital over a bank holiday weekend #ShitAffirmations #GallowsHumour
May 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Thinking of you, stuck in hospital over a bank holiday weekend #ShitAffirmations #GallowsHumour