where did the dasani go brah
September 29, 2026 at 1:48 AM
where did the dasani go brah
me after drinking one bottle of dasani
April 25, 2026 at 3:45 PM
me after drinking one bottle of dasani
jesus’ feet: (walking on Dasani water) this feels weird
June 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
jesus’ feet: (walking on Dasani water) this feels weird
I’ll die of dehydration before I spend $4 on Dasani
November 22, 2024 at 2:15 PM
I’ll die of dehydration before I spend $4 on Dasani
dasani water is a crime
April 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
dasani water is a crime
movie that is completely normal but at some point a character randomly holds up a dasani water bottle and says "the creators of this film are affiliated with Dasani" for no reason
April 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM
movie that is completely normal but at some point a character randomly holds up a dasani water bottle and says "the creators of this film are affiliated with Dasani" for no reason
no, keep your Dasani, i’ll just die.
June 17, 2024 at 10:14 AM
no, keep your Dasani, i’ll just die.
important to note that they arent actually affiliated with dasani
April 21, 2026 at 10:10 PM
important to note that they arent actually affiliated with dasani
Dasani water taste like it’s been sitting in a water gun
September 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Dasani water taste like it’s been sitting in a water gun
Putting Dasani into elite athletes midgame has to be a net negative on their performance right
June 19, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Putting Dasani into elite athletes midgame has to be a net negative on their performance right
"water has no flavor" not true. dasani tastes notably worse than every other water
April 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"water has no flavor" not true. dasani tastes notably worse than every other water
"DASANI? You bring me fucking DASANI??!"
August 3, 2026 at 7:55 AM
"DASANI? You bring me fucking DASANI??!"
Black ppl do not play about Dasani water 😂
November 22, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Black ppl do not play about Dasani water 😂
People in 1840: i hope i dont get cholera
People now: do you have anything other than Dasani?
People now: do you have anything other than Dasani?
January 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
People in 1840: i hope i dont get cholera
People now: do you have anything other than Dasani?
People now: do you have anything other than Dasani?
kinda crazy it took researchers this long to uncover that Dasani translates to “old bidet water"
October 11, 2024 at 6:17 PM
kinda crazy it took researchers this long to uncover that Dasani translates to “old bidet water"
This should make Dasani want to be better 😩
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
This should make Dasani want to be better 😩
Daily reminder to drink water.
Even if it's gross a** dasani
Even if it's gross a** dasani
September 24, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Daily reminder to drink water.
Even if it's gross a** dasani
Even if it's gross a** dasani
Kind of amazing how bad of a reputation Dasani has. Like there’s water, and then there’s Dasani.
December 28, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Kind of amazing how bad of a reputation Dasani has. Like there’s water, and then there’s Dasani.
Dasani taste like somebody drunk it already
September 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Dasani taste like somebody drunk it already
I wouldn’t even use Dasani for bong water
November 29, 2024 at 12:39 AM
I wouldn’t even use Dasani for bong water
For Y2K my dad bought exactly one (1) case of Dasani water. Worked out fine.
April 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
For Y2K my dad bought exactly one (1) case of Dasani water. Worked out fine.
Star Wars Dasani unfortunately still tastes like Dasani so that sucks
January 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Star Wars Dasani unfortunately still tastes like Dasani so that sucks
And if it rains tomorrow we know Norris has shown he bottles it like Dasani
March 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
And if it rains tomorrow we know Norris has shown he bottles it like Dasani