Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Database
Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Database
PASSAIC, NJ—Scott Moreland, a walking database of sports facts and figures, scorned Tim Dansby, a walking database of science-fiction anecdotes and trivia, Monday afternoon.
theonion.com
January 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Database
Three updates:
1. The Justice Department has deleted a database tracking federal police misconduct. The database was first proposed in 2020 following the police killing of George Floyd.
1. The Justice Department has deleted a database tracking federal police misconduct. The database was first proposed in 2020 following the police killing of George Floyd.
February 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Three updates:
1. The Justice Department has deleted a database tracking federal police misconduct. The database was first proposed in 2020 following the police killing of George Floyd.
1. The Justice Department has deleted a database tracking federal police misconduct. The database was first proposed in 2020 following the police killing of George Floyd.
Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
theonion.com/elon-mu...
theonion.com/elon-mu...
March 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
theonion.com/elon-mu...
theonion.com/elon-mu...
All uses of AI are costing someone… this sucks as the Game UI database is such a valuable resource.
June 17, 2026 at 6:24 AM
All uses of AI are costing someone… this sucks as the Game UI database is such a valuable resource.
We need a comprehensive loaf database.
Everyone knows about kitty loafs, but did you know many species can loaf? Please enjoy these duck and piggy loafs. 🍞
November 24, 2024 at 8:25 PM
We need a comprehensive loaf database.
Oh look. Texas also made voter registration errors. They were caught and fixed, all without needing the SAVE act or a national voter roll database. CRAZY. www.kxxv.com/news/local-n...
Election errors found in Texas voter database ahead of November election
A campaign worker found errors in Texas's voter database. Here's what it means for McLennan County voters ahead of the November election.
www.kxxv.com
July 24, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Oh look. Texas also made voter registration errors. They were caught and fixed, all without needing the SAVE act or a national voter roll database. CRAZY. www.kxxv.com/news/local-n...
The database includes Americans’ Social Security numbers and information about their citizenship.
Judge Kills Trump’s Voter Database Plan—Says Administration ‘Trampled’ On Americans’ Privacy
The database includes Americans’ Social Security numbers and information about their citizenship.
www.forbes.com
June 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The database includes Americans’ Social Security numbers and information about their citizenship.
*adds you to my database*
January 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
*adds you to my database*
🚨BREAKING: In a dangerous decision for voters, the Supreme Court authorized the Trump administration to overhaul a federal immigration database into a vast, centralized and deeply flawed database of personal information to initiate registration purges. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Supreme Court revives DHS use of flawed immigration database for voter purges
The decision lets the administration move forward with a key provision of President Trump’s first anti-voting executive order.
www.democracydocket.com
September 25, 2026 at 3:46 PM
🚨BREAKING: In a dangerous decision for voters, the Supreme Court authorized the Trump administration to overhaul a federal immigration database into a vast, centralized and deeply flawed database of personal information to initiate registration purges. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
April 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
put salt water in AI database
March 24, 2026 at 9:00 AM
put salt water in AI database
Why waste money on paintings when his mugshots are readily available in the criminal database?
March 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Why waste money on paintings when his mugshots are readily available in the criminal database?
PRESIDENT: "We should have a national database of all legal US gun owners."
CONSERVATIVES: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT IS UNAMERICAN!! YOU CAN'T TRACK AMERICAN CITIZENS!!! IT'S AGAINST OUR LIBERTY!!!!"
PRESIDENT: "We will have a national database of all legal US voters."
CONSERVATIVES: [yawn]
CONSERVATIVES: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT IS UNAMERICAN!! YOU CAN'T TRACK AMERICAN CITIZENS!!! IT'S AGAINST OUR LIBERTY!!!!"
PRESIDENT: "We will have a national database of all legal US voters."
CONSERVATIVES: [yawn]
March 31, 2026 at 11:43 PM
PRESIDENT: "We should have a national database of all legal US gun owners."
CONSERVATIVES: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT IS UNAMERICAN!! YOU CAN'T TRACK AMERICAN CITIZENS!!! IT'S AGAINST OUR LIBERTY!!!!"
PRESIDENT: "We will have a national database of all legal US voters."
CONSERVATIVES: [yawn]
CONSERVATIVES: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT IS UNAMERICAN!! YOU CAN'T TRACK AMERICAN CITIZENS!!! IT'S AGAINST OUR LIBERTY!!!!"
PRESIDENT: "We will have a national database of all legal US voters."
CONSERVATIVES: [yawn]
The National Institutes of Health will partner with the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid to create a database of Americans with autism, using insurance claims, medical records and smartwatch data.
RFK Jr. says autism database will use Medicare and Medicaid info
The National Institutes of Health will partner with the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid to create a database of Americans with autism, using insurance claims, medical records and smartwatch data.
www.npr.org
May 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The National Institutes of Health will partner with the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid to create a database of Americans with autism, using insurance claims, medical records and smartwatch data.
When ICE takes videos of protestors & says "We have a nice little database. Now you're considered a domestic terrorist."
Minneapolis replies: "Hey asshole, you're going to need a bigger fucking database."
Minneapolis replies: "Hey asshole, you're going to need a bigger fucking database."
January 30, 2026 at 8:55 PM
When ICE takes videos of protestors & says "We have a nice little database. Now you're considered a domestic terrorist."
Minneapolis replies: "Hey asshole, you're going to need a bigger fucking database."
Minneapolis replies: "Hey asshole, you're going to need a bigger fucking database."
They never end with just making a list or database.
Never.
Never.
May 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
They never end with just making a list or database.
Never.
Never.
Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
May 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
The Department of Justice’s removal of a database detailing criminal charges and convictions related to January 6th appears to be illegal.
We're pushing for action.
We're pushing for action.
Deletion of Jan 6 charges database appears to violate the law - CREW | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington
The DOJ’s removal of a database detailing criminal charges and convictions related to the January 6th attack from its website appears to be illegal. The DOJ’s removal of a database detailing criminal ...
www.citizensforethics.org
February 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The Department of Justice’s removal of a database detailing criminal charges and convictions related to January 6th appears to be illegal.
We're pushing for action.
We're pushing for action.
I wonder why Elon would want access to the child support database
March 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I wonder why Elon would want access to the child support database
NEW: The DOJ’s removal of a database detailing criminal charges and convictions related to January 6th from its website appears to be illegal.
We sent a letter urging the National Archives and DOJ inspector general to investigate and take action.
We sent a letter urging the National Archives and DOJ inspector general to investigate and take action.
Deletion of Jan 6 charges database appears to violate the law - CREW | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington
The DOJ’s removal of a database detailing criminal charges and convictions related to the January 6th attack from its website appears to be illegal. The DOJ’s removal of a database detailing criminal ...
www.citizensforethics.org
January 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
NEW: The DOJ’s removal of a database detailing criminal charges and convictions related to January 6th from its website appears to be illegal.
We sent a letter urging the National Archives and DOJ inspector general to investigate and take action.
We sent a letter urging the National Archives and DOJ inspector general to investigate and take action.
“the database reads from that spreadsheet”
August 18, 2026 at 12:50 AM
“the database reads from that spreadsheet”
Reuters: US JUDGE BLOCKS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION FROM USING REVAMPED IMMIGRATION DATABASE FOR VOTER ROLL CHECKS
June 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Reuters: US JUDGE BLOCKS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION FROM USING REVAMPED IMMIGRATION DATABASE FOR VOTER ROLL CHECKS
Donald Trump is ending the national database of police misconduct
Trump orders database tracking federal police misconduct to close
It ends one of the big milestones of the Black Lives Matter movement
www.axios.com
February 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Donald Trump is ending the national database of police misconduct
30 second ad database
Trump on Iran War:
Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?
Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation
Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?
Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation
May 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
30 second ad database
Look, before you mock people for having their database deleted in 9 seconds by Claude, you should know that deleting a database that thoroughly used to take up to 90 minutes.
April 27, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Look, before you mock people for having their database deleted in 9 seconds by Claude, you should know that deleting a database that thoroughly used to take up to 90 minutes.