There's no way that daydrunk imbecile knows how to type an em dash.
August 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
There's no way that daydrunk imbecile knows how to type an em dash.
Just read a story about them detaining a US citizen for 24 hours… Capt. DayDrunk doesn’t know what he’s talking about
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Just read a story about them detaining a US citizen for 24 hours… Capt. DayDrunk doesn’t know what he’s talking about
Yes im daydrunk wadaboutit
September 28, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Yes im daydrunk wadaboutit
Short blonde hair messy daydrunk supergirl may be My Girl I can feel it
August 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Short blonde hair messy daydrunk supergirl may be My Girl I can feel it
wanna come over and get daydrunk and paint tiny mandalas with me?
April 28, 2026 at 12:16 PM
wanna come over and get daydrunk and paint tiny mandalas with me?
who’s getting daydrunk at the cheesecake factory with me when this happens
August 9, 2023 at 3:38 AM
who’s getting daydrunk at the cheesecake factory with me when this happens
Daydrunk at a hotel way above my paygrade
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Daydrunk at a hotel way above my paygrade
A furloughed possibly daydrunk Smokey Bear honestly no longer harbors a scintilla of faith in your ability to prevent forest fires.
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A furloughed possibly daydrunk Smokey Bear honestly no longer harbors a scintilla of faith in your ability to prevent forest fires.
You'd think that a grammar nerd like me would be chiming in to applaud the very funny and certainly true em dash joke. But today I'm all about daydrunk imbecile.
August 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You'd think that a grammar nerd like me would be chiming in to applaud the very funny and certainly true em dash joke. But today I'm all about daydrunk imbecile.
daydrunk portapotty in the breeze making me feel like im at sea (my poem)
April 26, 2026 at 10:10 PM
daydrunk portapotty in the breeze making me feel like im at sea (my poem)
wanna get daydrunk with oomfs
September 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
wanna get daydrunk with oomfs
accidentally taking your prog with your morning hrt is a really fun tgirl event. im daydrunk on boobjuice now. whoops
August 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
accidentally taking your prog with your morning hrt is a really fun tgirl event. im daydrunk on boobjuice now. whoops
I know that he'll somehow wind up getting us all killed anyhow, but I'm still gonna get daydrunk rn
May 30, 2024 at 9:34 PM
I know that he'll somehow wind up getting us all killed anyhow, but I'm still gonna get daydrunk rn
one time my friends and i got daydrunk at a party and started telling everyone we were the partners of a law firm called Dolphin Dolphin Dolphin & Krill, Attorneys at Law at Sea
June 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
one time my friends and i got daydrunk at a party and started telling everyone we were the partners of a law firm called Dolphin Dolphin Dolphin & Krill, Attorneys at Law at Sea
daydrunk off of a mango Arizona hard iced tea at 3PM save me
December 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
daydrunk off of a mango Arizona hard iced tea at 3PM save me
Getting daydrunk on Christmas is historically encouraged, but now it's a necessity to balance out the motion smoothing on every TV owned by someone over 50. Every pint takes off five frames
December 25, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Getting daydrunk on Christmas is historically encouraged, but now it's a necessity to balance out the motion smoothing on every TV owned by someone over 50. Every pint takes off five frames
i kinda want a sunday morning talk show where tom kenny and bill fagerbakke get daydrunk in character and talk about pointless shit
January 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i kinda want a sunday morning talk show where tom kenny and bill fagerbakke get daydrunk in character and talk about pointless shit
Imagine wanting to banish LGBTQIA people from the military and American life while also being the gayest daydrunk Fox News host to ever “lead” the DoD (no, I won’t call it Dept of War. Congress has not renamed it. It’s still the DoD).
These fragile closeted men will do anything rather than kiss.
These fragile closeted men will do anything rather than kiss.
September 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Imagine wanting to banish LGBTQIA people from the military and American life while also being the gayest daydrunk Fox News host to ever “lead” the DoD (no, I won’t call it Dept of War. Congress has not renamed it. It’s still the DoD).
These fragile closeted men will do anything rather than kiss.
These fragile closeted men will do anything rather than kiss.
Oops, it's the holidays, the time when I get daydrunk and talk about my femdom kink and bi (or pan) sexuality on main!
December 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Oops, it's the holidays, the time when I get daydrunk and talk about my femdom kink and bi (or pan) sexuality on main!
they said i could be anything so i became daydrunk
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
they said i could be anything so i became daydrunk
Daydrunk on an Applebee's margarita
August 24, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Daydrunk on an Applebee's margarita
