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Shakespeare, but bees 2

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A one-panel comic, part of the series "Shakespeare, but bees". A caption box at the top reads: "The course of bees never did run smooth." Below it, a round, wide-eyed bee flies to the right. A dashed line behind it shows its flight path, which wobbles and loops around twice on its way in from the bottom right edge. Lysander would like it noted that this is still a smoother ride than his love life.
November 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Talpidae 1

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A dark grey-brown creature with a curly tail, small clawed feet and two large, round, peach-coloured lumps where its face would be sits on olive-green ground. A narration box above reads: "Here... in the damp, undisturbed dark, dwells a creature of profound mystery. This... is the Buh mole. Belonging to the genus Stellafusca, these resilient creatures are prevalent all across the globe." The narration reads: "Parasitic by nature, their survival depends entirely on a highly specific nutrient... Wunup. And here, on the precipice of the pit... it has found its prey." On the left, a person with short blond hair and a red top is stuck chest-deep in a dark brown pit, arms raised, saying, "Help me. Please!" On the raised ledge on the right, the mole says, "I'm suffering more." The narration reads: "Join me, as we explore the world of these majestic creatures... and discover how critical thinking is endangering their very survival." Only the person's hand now sticks out of the pit. The mole, still on the ledge, says, "Selfish." Conservationists have asked the public to remain calm and to stay out of the pit.
November 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Muridae

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A bald man in a dark blue top and grey trousers stands on the right with wide, shocked eyes, one arm stretched out towards three small brown mice. He shouts, "Hey! Stop right there!" The mice are at the bottom left, holding up a large wedge of cheese with holes in it. The man lies flat on his back on the ground, wide-eyed and dazed, with one hand over his face. The three mice now have angry expressions. One stands on his chest with its arms raised and out, looking up. One holds a wooden baseball bat. The third is kicking him in the head. The cheese sits on the ground at the bottom left. The mice have been advised that 'finders keepers' is not a legal defence and are considering their options.
November 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Bïn: Activism

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A one-panel comic from a series about beans learning to be human. Three beans with big wide eyes and wide smiles, each holding a protest sign on a wooden pole. A green bean at the top holds a sign reading "DON'T". A dark red bean on the left holds a sign reading "STOP THE NAUGHTY". A tan bean at the bottom right holds a sign reading "EVOLUTION NOW!" above a drawing of stick figure with three arms. The beans have booked the town square until 4. Evolution may take longer.
November 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Shakespeare, but bees 1

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A one-panel comic. A caption box at the top reads: "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of by a bee." Below it, a round, wide-eyed bee says: "I don't know shit". Brevity is the soul of wit, and the bee has taken Polonius's advice to heart.
November 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Unsolicited

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A man with short curly brown hair, a pale pink top and brown trousers stands on the left with half-lidded eyes. He says, "What you should do is-" Facing him, a man in a black cap with long blond hair, a black shirt and blue trousers grins widely and says, "Hold that thought." The first man now looks wide-eyed and startled. The man in black is wearing a giant hand costume with its middle finger raised. His grinning face peers out from an opening on the back of the hand, and his blue trousers and shoes stick out below. He says, "Continue." The alt-text can confirm the costume was prepared in advance.
November 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Another #sentenceoftheday from #MichaelConnelly #Ironwood "In a decision that seemed 2 confirm Stilwell's belief that most people who break the law are not smart abt it, Allen had come to school wearing a black hoodie with a smear of what looked like blue paint on the left sleeve." LOL #deadpanhumor
October 30, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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Haiku

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A superhero stands side-on on the right, with a red mask, blue costume with a yellow "F" on the chest, and a red cape. He has one hand on his hip. The header reads: "Super Fluous says:". To the left, three lines of text read: "Do not hit chickens. I mean, why even bother? There is just no need." The alt-text can confirm that the syllable count is correct and the advice is unrequested.
October 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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D.I.S: Lunch Break

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October 30, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Canis

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A bald man in a navy shirt stands on the left, grimacing. One arm is held out, bent in a zigzag shape. He says, "I was attacked by a dog today." Facing him, a dark-haired woman in a purple top looks aghast and says, "That's awful! Imagine if that was a small child." A close-up of the bald man, wide-eyed and visibly alarmed, in the bottom left corner. A thought bubble above him shows a faded copy of himself with arms spread wide and a pained expression, while a small child with spiky blond hair bites his arm, their body sticking out sideways with legs in the air. The text beside him reads, "Terrifying." The dog has been informed that it is no longer the worst-case scenario.
October 26, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Bïn: Small talk

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An olive-green bean on the left and a cream bean on the right face each other, both smiling widely with big round eyes. Between them is a bus stop sign: a red-ringed white circle with a black bus on a grey pole. The green bean says, "There is weather." The cream bean replies, "Yes." The beans consider this a successful conversation, and no bus has arrived to interrupt it.
October 23, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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Snake Oil

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A smiling woman with curly brown hair, a brown top, an orange bead necklace and a cream skirt with pink polka dots holds out a small jar of pale yellow liquid. She says, "This elixir will raise your vibration, try some." A bald man in a teal shirt stands opposite, watching with a neutral expression. The woman is still smiling and holding out the jar. The bald man now looks unimpressed, with half-lidded eyes, and says, "That looks like a jar of piss." The woman throws one arm out wide, still holding the jar, and shouts, "Frequency! Manifestation! Quantum!" The bald man looks concerned. The alt-text can confirm that the jar contains no quantum.
October 21, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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The Photo-realistic Emu

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A tall emu with brown-grey feathers, thin dark legs, a grey beak and big yellow eyes stands on the left, staring straight ahead. A man in a black cap with long blond hair, a black shirt and blue trousers stands on the right, looking up at it with wide eyes and an open-mouthed grin. He says, "That's some uncanny shit right there." This drawing is approximately 3% photo-realistic, which the alt-text has been told is enough.
October 19, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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#SecondDyemension #Webcomic #ComicStrip #MinimalistArt #IndieComics #Cartoonist #2DArt #DigitalArt #DeadpanHumor #Apathy #Shapes #Geometry #Relatable
October 15, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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SECOND-DYEMENSION
#SecondDyemension #Webcomic #ComicStrip #MinimalistArt #IndieComics #Cartoonist #2DArt #DigitalArt #DeadpanHumor #Apathy #Shapes #Geometry #Relatable
October 15, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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Too Much Ado...
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October 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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D.I.S: The Department of Interplanetary Stuff

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October 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Anatidae

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An elderly man with a long white beard and a green sweater sits on a park bench, holding a slice of bread. A mallard duck with a green head stands in front of him, looking up. The duck opens its beak wide. A purple-sleeved arm reaches out of its mouth and takes the bread from the man's hand. The man watches. A magician in a purple outfit and top hat walks away from the bench, smiling and holding the bread. The duck, back to normal, stands just behind him with its head peeking out beside his back. The old man stares after them with wide eyes and an empty hand. No ducks were harmed, though several questions about duck capacity remain open.
October 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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Ursidae

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A smiling man in a teal shirt stands beside a green tent in a forest clearing. A brown bear with wide eyes approaches from the left. The bear sits upright, staring wide-eyed, and says, "I go poopy." The man looks annoyed and says, "Can you not." The bear now gives a heavy-lidded sideways look and says, "I... go... poopy." The man looks uneasy. The alt-text confirms that bears do this in the woods, and notes that the man was not consulted.
October 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Some jokes require timing.

Others require protective eyewear, a signed waiver, and one adult in the room yelling, “For Christ’s sake, don’t do that.”

#BatMan #Glasses #DeadpanHumor #Surreal
October 11, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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Meme T-Shirt: This Shirt Saves You - Absurd Typography Statement Shirt

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October 11, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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#6 - Sugar

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A woman with long dark hair and a purple top raises both arms in alarm beside a table with an empty orange cup on it. She says, "Oh no! I have ran out of sugar. What am I to do?!" The woman is now smiling, arms still raised. She says, "It's Super Fluous!" A superhero in a red mask, blue costume with a yellow "F" and a red cape stands beside the table with a hand on his hip. Super Fluous holds out a bag labelled "Sugar" and pours the entire bag onto the table, burying the cup. The woman looks on with a flat, unimpressed frown. Super Fluous has saved the day.
October 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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#5 - Bïn - Overture

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A single panel: eight cheerful beans of various colours and sizes. One olive-green bean peeks out of an open tin can in the top left. The rest (cream, maroon, orange, green and tan) are gathered below and to the right, in a single file line leading to the left, with the cream bean cropped by the left edge. This is the first strip of Bïn, in which beans attempt to learn how to be human.
October 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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#4 - Dionaea muscipoe

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A man with long dark hair, a dark coat and a cream shirt raises both arms and declares, "Take thy leaf from out my heart, and take thy form from off my floor!" Narrator: "Quoth the fly trap…" A Venus flytrap in a terracotta pot with an owl on it says, "Nuh-uh!" The man looks exasperated, at his wits' end. Edgar Allan Poe has been informed that his work is no longer being taken seriously by the plant community.
October 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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#3 - Castoridae

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October 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM