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The phone rang. He looked at it. He chose coffee instead. Some people call it avoidance. I call it a lifestyle.
#RetirementLife #DeadpanHumor #RelatableComedy
The phone rang. He looked at it. He chose coffee instead. Some people call it avoidance. I call it a lifestyle.
September 21, 2026 at 6:53 AM
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Unbothered king — new drop, fresh off the pixel press.

#unbotheredmonkeycactus #deadpanhumor #pixelart #funnymeme #relatablememe

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Unbothered King — Funny Pixel Art Deadpan Humor
July 22, 2026 at 6:52 PM
gmworld.bsky.social
Murderbot (SEC Unit) might just be the most emotionally repressed, savage AI ever created and I’m HERE FOR IT 💀👏 #Murderbot #SciFiSeries #DeadpanHumor #RobotSarcasm #FYP #blueskySciFi #AIMood #FunnyClips #TVEdit #SarcasmBot #bluesky
June 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM
a5roseb.bsky.social
#qp absurd
Meh, Inc. Flagship Coffee Mug
A perfectly adequate mug for coffee, meetings, and maintaining appropriately low expectations.
#MehInc #CoffeeMug #BrandParody #ProductDesign #DeadpanHumor #AIart #AIchallenge #aiartcommunity #aiartist #GenAI #GenerativeArt #SynthArt #BuilderofNightmares
A vertically oriented mock online storefront presents the “MEH. Flagship Coffee Mug” in a deliberately understated, deadpan commercial style. The page uses a warm off-white background with black typography and thin gray dividing lines, resembling a polished contemporary retail website. On the left, a large beige stoneware coffee mug dominates the product photography. The ceramic surface is speckled and slightly irregular, with a rounded handle and bold distressed black letters spelling “MEH” across the front. Dark coffee fills the mug nearly to the rim. A tilted stamp-like graphic above it reads “OUR FLAGSHIP MUG.” Four smaller product thumbnails below show alternate views, including the mug’s back, bottom, and simple cardboard packaging. On the right, oversized distressed lettering reads “MEH.” above “FLAGSHIP COFFEE MUG,” followed by a $14.95 price and a 4.2-star rating. The product copy embraces intentionally mediocre enthusiasm, describing an 11-ounce “Good Enough” capacity, durable stoneware, dishwasher and microwave safety, and “Satisfaction: Meh.” A shipping section promises the item will show up “Eventually,” while noting that container numbers are not included. Customer reviews continue the joke with comments such as “Perfect amount of MEH,” “Slightly different. Love it,” and “It’s fine.” The entire composition convincingly mimics a real e-commerce product page while maintaining a dry, self-deprecating brand identity. Keywords: coffee mug, stoneware, product page, ecommerce, parody brand, deadpan humor, beige ceramic, coffee, retail design, MEH, product photography AI-generated; use is permitted for non-commercial creative projects. MidJourney, FLUX.1-schnell model via Perchance, Artspace.ai, REVE, Echoform™.
August 31, 2026 at 4:01 AM
ekimellnea.bsky.social
The phone rang. He looked at it. He chose coffee instead. Some people call it avoidance. I call it a lifestyle. #RetirementLife #DeadpanHumor #RelatableComedy
The phone rang. He looked at it. He chose coffee instead. Some people call it avoidance. I call it a lifestyle.
September 10, 2026 at 11:47 PM
oldladylife.bsky.social
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Gas Prices Suck! #funnyshorts #gasprices #deadpanhumor #reelfunny #viralhumor #shortscontent
YouTube video by Corey Got Stories
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May 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
ratgvtslive.bsky.social
let's play "guess what game the rat has decided to play today" except the answer has been #theisleevrima for the past month
GOING LIVE!
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#dinosaursurvival #proxchat #theisle #boschisland #dinosaursimulator #lgbtq #smallstreamer #lgbtqstreamer #twitch #livestream #deadpanhumor
Hmmmm Cat Thinking
ALT: Hmmmm Cat Thinking
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July 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
obysseus.bsky.social
I'm not sure why this @JoelHaver vid hits my funny bone so directly, but it do. Must have watched it 100 times by now. #Funny #Video #Comedy #JoelHaver #DeadpanHumor #DryHumor
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5g...
I Met a Most Peculiar Man Today
YouTube video by Joel Haver
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November 29, 2024 at 10:22 PM
discover.holm.community.web.brid.gy
This Grandpa Blogs (@ThisGrandpaBlogs@mastodon.social)
The phone rang. He looked at it. He chose coffee instead. Some people call it avoidance. I call it a lifestyle. #RetirementLife #DeadpanHumor #RelatableComedy
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September 10, 2026 at 11:47 PM
beachtv.bsky.social
Humanity crossed the stars.

And still she’s standing in the doorway asking where the hell she put her keys.

Progress is a magnificent fraud.

#ScienceFiction #NoPockets #FutureProblems #DeadpanHumor #SciFiComedy
September 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
kungpowunicorn.bsky.social
#CaptainObvious #TroubleDetected #DeadpanHumor #ComicRelief #SarcasticArt #ObviousCaptain #SpaceComedy #SciFiHumor #NerdHumor #GeekComedy #DryHumorArt #RetroComedy #FunnyCharacterArt #TroubleAhead #SarcasmCentral #AbsurdistArt #CampySciFi #ComicVibes #WisecrackArt
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Captain Obvious – There Appears To Be Trouble by KungPowUnicorn | Redbubble
Meet Captain Obvious, the hero who can instantly identify exactly what's happening... after everyone else already knows. Whether it's a giant meteor falling from the sky or a villain monologuing in pl...
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August 23, 2026 at 7:49 AM
patronludvig.bsky.social
Jag förutser att de inte kommer att kunna släppa idén om att Liam Neeson är hård Taken-actionhjälte, så istf deadpanhumor a la Leslie Nielsen får vi se den trötta kombinationen fighting+skämtreplik.

Men hoppas jag har fel!
April 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
twitchingdg.bsky.social
"Imagine making multiple emails instead of doing therapy"

Imagine gave no more phobias of humans. There's a train tunnel in my bedroom, are you still interested?

#deadpanhumor #driedupanddriedout #momjokes #writer #independentartist #indieart #jumpoutofline #catchandreturn #checkinginwithmybb
October 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
salty4848.bsky.social
#IntrovertProblems
#AwkwardMoments
#TooEarly
#RelatableComedy
#SocialAnxiety
#SoraComedy
#DeadpanHumor
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
joshbloom.bsky.social
Misunderstood Lyrics • “Good Luck, Babe” by Chappell Roan #misunderstoodlyrics #chappellroan #goodluckbabe #deadpanhumor
March 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
thefindlab.bsky.social
Hallazgo #3985: El 'masajeador' Dolphins tiene múltiples funciones. Por ejemplo, Gary lo usó para mezclar su café. Confirmado: las vibraciones son excepcionales. Café: óptimamente emulsionado. €195.43 (20% OFF)
#TheFindLab #TechReview #DeadpanHumor #ProductTesting

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Masażer delfinów ręczny wibrator elektryczny wielofunkcyjny ogólny domowy szyja ramię talia - AliExpress 66
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December 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
thefindlab.bsky.social
Finding #2650: Our 'Sports Package' gauges registered a significant spike in 'effort exerted' when Graham attempted to open a particularly stubborn jar of pickled onions. Data suggests a critical mission. Currently 50% OFF.
#TheFindLab #ProductTesting #DeadpanHumor #GadgetDeal

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(Video Show) Pełny zestaw sportowy 10 w 1 BF CR C2 DEFI Advance ZD Link Meter Cyfrowy wskaźnik automatyczny z czujnikami elektronicznymi - AliExpress 34
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December 7, 2025 at 8:43 AM
willowandwispshop.bsky.social
“Actually, I’m not that fun.” 🍄

Not all mushrooms are here to party. Some of them are just little dudes with a bland personality and a deep disinterest in your expectations.

#ActuallyImNotThatFun #DeadpanHumor #MushroomSticker #DryJokeSupremacy
May 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM