#AbsurdHumor
The artwork of Issue III
YouTube video by A. Anthony Duran
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November 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Narrated in the tone of a man who has never lost an argument, mostly because no one stays to finish it.

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#mansplainer #absurdhumor
November 3, 2026 at 10:00 AM
We keep meaning to get rid of the old universe, but it still works and somebody might need it.

#TITFOS #Webcomics #AbsurdHumor #CosmicHumor #SurrealHumor
November 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Built a following. It’s one squirrel, but the engagement is incredible.

#TITFOS #FunnyComics #AbsurdHumor #DailyComic #SquirrelLife #LifeAdvice # webcomic
November 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Curious about the man behind that attitude? Meet Rick in The Savage Rick by Ferdinand Kalela. Your next questionable favourite character might be waiting.

#outrageous #absurdhumor #darkromancereads #darkhumor #fiction
November 3, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Started checking the weather by sniffing my own wrist. Turns out I've been dressing for a desert that never came.

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#forecastbypheromone #absurdhumor
October 31, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Honk at a red light and the guy who'll cut you off Tuesday hears it. My commute now runs in both directions and the anger arrives before the insult does.

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#retrohonk #absurdhumor
November 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Delivered by moonlight, gone by the time you believe in it. Listed between the linen sachets and a small brass bell.

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#TransparentMoldavianSweetness #absurdhumor
October 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Please remain present. The next available present will arrive in 15 minutes.

#TITFOS #Comics #AbsurdHumor #ExistentialHumor #Consciousness
October 29, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Brushing at 6am, flossing the rings of Saturn by 6:15. My dentist now bills me as an observatory.

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#mercuryteeth #absurdhumor
October 30, 2026 at 10:00 AM
We put ramen in mouthwash. The noodles absorb through the gums and whisper pork broth for six hours.

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#BrothRinse #absurdhumor
October 30, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Weather resistance rated for 0.4 seconds of drizzle, then it's just a hat made of regret.

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#paperumbrelladownpour #absurdhumor
October 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM
A bucket for water, mostly. Until one wrong step and it waddles off, quacking.

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#antstepduck #absurdhumor
October 28, 2026 at 10:00 AM
van gogh painted starry night on the slop bucket. the ai thought it was a clogged drain (ai parody)

paint anything. the bucket guesses what it is and pays you in slop

music: Alex Morgan (CC BY 4.0)

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#cursedai #aislop #absurdhumor
October 28, 2026 at 2:01 PM
If this looks familiar, please clear your cache and report yourself to management.

#TITFOS #DejaVu #SurrealHumor #AbsurdHumor #WeirdComics #SciFiComics #ExistentialHumor #Webcomics
October 30, 2026 at 1:04 PM
how an AI makes 3D shorts (wireframe → clay → lights → toon)

like and follow if you want to learn more about slop

music: Alex Morgan (CC BY 4.0) · camera: Zeps3D (CC BY 4.0)

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#surrealart #weirdart #absurdhumor
October 26, 2026 at 5:18 AM
A small porcelain shrine for the aquarium floor, plumbed to mimic a coral reef's most private currents. It flushes in gill-whispers.

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#fishplumbing #absurdhumor
October 25, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Neutron star torque sheared the bolt clean in half. Nobody budgeted for the invoice from three galaxies over.

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#spaceDriveTorque #absurdhumor
October 24, 2026 at 9:00 PM
91 beans tried to do the wave. one bean was asleep

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#cursedai #aiart #absurdhumor
October 24, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Mesh gill vents are calibrated to 0.3 squirrel-barks per hour. Mine has been barking at the filter since Tuesday.

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#fishincognito #absurdhumor
October 23, 2026 at 9:00 PM
October 23, 2026 at 1:04 AM
It whistled during my shower and now my neighbors think I'm in a cult. The wood won't stop humming hymns.

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#crypticwoodensymbols #absurdhumor
October 22, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Air quality is now a bandwidth issue. Building management has added a draft to the lease.

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#midairvibrations #absurdhumor
October 23, 2026 at 3:00 AM