Consciousness began when dead matter briefly woke up, realized it was trapped inside itself, and started blaming the furniture.
Eventually, it will return to being reasonable.
#TITFOS #ExistentialHumor #Absurdism
Eventually, it will return to being reasonable.
#TITFOS #ExistentialHumor #Absurdism
September 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Consciousness began when dead matter briefly woke up, realized it was trapped inside itself, and started blaming the furniture.
Eventually, it will return to being reasonable.
#TITFOS #ExistentialHumor #Absurdism
Eventually, it will return to being reasonable.
#TITFOS #ExistentialHumor #Absurdism
Time doesn’t heal anything. It quietly rebuilds you with replacement parts until the original complaint is no longer under warranty.
The new person inherits the old's passwords to the larger life metaphors.
#TITFOS #DeepThoughts #ExistentialHumor #DarkHumor
The new person inherits the old's passwords to the larger life metaphors.
#TITFOS #DeepThoughts #ExistentialHumor #DarkHumor
September 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Time doesn’t heal anything. It quietly rebuilds you with replacement parts until the original complaint is no longer under warranty.
The new person inherits the old's passwords to the larger life metaphors.
#TITFOS #DeepThoughts #ExistentialHumor #DarkHumor
The new person inherits the old's passwords to the larger life metaphors.
#TITFOS #DeepThoughts #ExistentialHumor #DarkHumor
More smiles against the darkness
TITFOS is now also a book of short stories:
https://a.co/d/0fmmRkrr
TITFOS is now also a book of short stories:
https://a.co/d/0fmmRkrr
September 4, 2026 at 1:04 PM
More smiles against the darkness
TITFOS is now also a book of short stories:
https://a.co/d/0fmmRkrr
TITFOS is now also a book of short stories:
https://a.co/d/0fmmRkrr
find something you love, a good box or a funny book
TITFOS - Funny, strange, heartfelt short stories
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TITFOS - Funny, strange, heartfelt short stories
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August 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
find something you love, a good box or a funny book
TITFOS - Funny, strange, heartfelt short stories
a.co/d/0iwHwHCg
TITFOS - Funny, strange, heartfelt short stories
a.co/d/0iwHwHCg
