#TITFOS
LightNews LightNews
chad-bowers.bsky.social
Customer service asked if I’d tried using the fish.

I said yes.

They marked the issue resolved.

#TITFOS #SpaceHumor #SciFiComedy #SurrealHumor #Webcomic
November 9, 2026 at 2:25 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
Backyard. Eclipse. Orange glasses. Existential crisis. Business as usual.

#TITFOS #SurrealHumor #ComicStrip #IndieAuthor
November 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
The crew had concerns about him. He has concerns about the ketchup. Only his concerns remain.

#TITFOS #DarkHumor #SpaceHorror #SciFiHorror #HorrorComedy #CosmicHorror #UnreliableNarrator #SurrealHumor #SpaceComics #Webcomic
November 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
Gary died doing what he loved: being absolutely certain.

#TITFOS #TheIncredibleTrueFactsOfSpace #SpaceHumor #SurrealHumor #DarkHumor #ScienceHumor #ExistentialHumor #IndieComics
November 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
Point of no return. Also applies to anyone who opens with “the thing about me is.”

#TITFOS #TheIncredibleTrueFactsOfSpace #SpaceHumor #SurrealHumor #DailyComic #BlackHole #EventHorizon #Webcomic
November 5, 2026 at 2:10 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
Built a following. It’s one squirrel, but the engagement is incredible.

#TITFOS #FunnyComics #AbsurdHumor #DailyComic #SquirrelLife #LifeAdvice # webcomic
November 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
We keep meaning to get rid of the old universe, but it still works and somebody might need it.

#TITFOS #Webcomics #AbsurdHumor #CosmicHumor #SurrealHumor
November 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
If this looks familiar, please clear your cache and report yourself to management.

#TITFOS #DejaVu #SurrealHumor #AbsurdHumor #WeirdComics #SciFiComics #ExistentialHumor #Webcomics
TITFOS comic featuring a silver, wide-headed alien seated behind a desk labeled “Reality 13 Control.” Books and retro electronic equipment surround the alien, with planets and stars visible behind it. A yellow caption reads: “FACT 44: Déjà vu has been discontinued. We will not be announcing this again.”
October 30, 2026 at 1:04 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
Please remain present. The next available present will arrive in 15 minutes.

#TITFOS #Comics #AbsurdHumor #ExistentialHumor #Consciousness
October 29, 2026 at 1:25 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
Gary told his wife what he really thought of her mother’s cooking.
He’s been brushing for six years.

His wife says the stains are getting lighter.
She’s lying. Hers are still spotless. 

#TITFOS #IncredibleTrueFactsOfSpace
October 27, 2026 at 1:47 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
Still available. Please stop asking if it’s a gas or electric model. It’s a sun.

#TITFOS #SciFiHumor # pocket
October 26, 2026 at 4:11 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
In another timeline, I’m getting my steps in and ignoring my calls.
We are both having trouble reaching the next level.

#TITFOS #ParallelUniverse #WeirdHumor
October 23, 2026 at 2:15 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
Apparently “time is relative” is not an approved attendance policy. Neither is “Cleopatra would’ve understood.”

#TITFOS #OfficeHumor #WeirdFacts #ComicHumor
October 22, 2026 at 1:24 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. The horse will explain why you won’t be needing one.

#TITFOS #SciFiHumor #DarkHumor #AbsurdHumor #WeirdComics #CosmicHorror
October 21, 2026 at 1:02 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
The Greylons have apologized for freeing our skeletons. In their defense, every human they scanned had a small person locked inside.

“We could see his teeth. We assumed he was screaming.”

#TITFOS #TheIncredibleTrueFactsOfSpace #SciFiHumor #AlienHumor #DarkHumor #WeirdComics #AbsurdHumor
October 20, 2026 at 1:02 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
Peace talks collapsed today when Kevin arrived, which everyone agreed was typical Kevin.

#TITFOS #SciFiHumor #Webcomics
October 19, 2026 at 1:03 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
The Sun has gone out, but someone just opened another bag of marshmallows, and Dad says he knows a different way home in the dark.

#TITFOS #TheIncredibleTrueFactsOfSpace #SpaceHumor #Webcomics
October 16, 2026 at 1:56 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
When you wish upon a star, please specify which Gary. Several have already retired, and Les does not handle wishes.

#TITFOS #TheIncredibleTrueFactsOfSpace #SpaceHumor #SciFiHumor #AbsurdHumor #WeirdHumor #SurrealComics #IndieComics #SinglePanelComic #Webcomics
October 15, 2026 at 1:44 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
Customer review: “I wanted to see Saturn. Instead, I discovered why three people have stopped inviting me to things.”

Two stars. Both were me.

#TITFOS
October 13, 2026 at 1:05 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
Until you open it, Monday’s leftovers are either lunch, a mistake, or the next dominant species.

Keep the lid on. Enjoy the possibilities.

#TITFOS
October 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
We assumed ghosts lingered because they had unfinished business. Turns out most of them just came in here for something.
#titfos
October 9, 2026 at 1:12 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
“Sometime” is the busiest day on the human calendar. Nothing has ever happened on it.

#TITFOS #TheIncredibleTrueFactsOfSpace
October 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
My towels have started remembering a nicer bathroom. Now they seem disappointed when I hang them up.

Interdimensional Dryer Sheets. For a fresh start in a life you almost had.

#TITFOS #SurrealHumor #Comics
October 6, 2026 at 1:35 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
Time doesn’t heal anything. It quietly rebuilds you with replacement parts until the original complaint is no longer under warranty.

The new person inherits the old's passwords to the larger life metaphors.

#TITFOS #DeepThoughts #ExistentialHumor #DarkHumor
September 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
chad-bowers.bsky.social
Consciousness began when dead matter briefly woke up, realized it was trapped inside itself, and started blaming the furniture.

Eventually, it will return to being reasonable.

#TITFOS #ExistentialHumor #Absurdism
September 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM