#DeathStar
November 4, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Hey MAGA
Deathstar Death Star
ALT: Deathstar Death Star
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November 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
how does one say "boom" in deathstar?
November 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Well, the news about Unity landing in the sights of the Deathstar certainly took the wind out of my sails yesterday. I swear to God, if any of you say "Learn Godot," I will mute you. I don't set out to learn engines. I just use them. Eventually, I know things.
November 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
part of playful design is trying your best to finish the first thing, and not infact pivot to making the deathstar..

stack.push
November 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Spent all that money to make it look like the damn Deathstar smdh. Won’t be very useful without workers tho.
November 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
They didn’t need to take those jobs. They have the option to not do them

The contractors on Deathstar 2: Holocaust Boogaloo got what was coming to them
November 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
fully armed and operational battle station 🌑
November 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Did a little shopping…. We don’t have this store on the Deathstar…
November 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
the three joke phenotypes:

1. Its a GameCube
2. Its a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
3. Its the Mouse Droid from the Deathstar

a mysterious 4th joke remains to be discovered (?!)
November 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Commence primary ignition! 🤯
Deathstar Death Star
ALT: Deathstar Death Star
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November 2, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Defund the Deathstar ii
November 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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November 7, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Canonically the deathstar was built by prison labor.
Andor Kino Loy: Just Another Day, Another Shift
Alt: Andor Kino Loy: Just Another Day, Another Shift
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November 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
This is MAYBE blowing up the deathstar. MAYBE. Worth celebrating for sure, but far from bringing down the evil empire and even farther from rebuilding a good and fair republic
November 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
The deathstar plans have been obtained, we can now take on the empire.
Andor Mon Mothma
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November 4, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Hello Deathstar IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?
October 30, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Children on the Deathstar has me imagining part of the perks was on site Daycare lol.
November 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Didn't it try to upload itself to the mainframe of the second Deathstar or some grandiose nonsense like that?
November 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I learned that this planet was destroyed in 9/11
November 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Why would there be kids on a deathstar?

And even if there were, wouldn't that say more about the Empire than the people stopping the planet-destroying machine?
November 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I'll do it easy for you.
Fake Star Wars fans- "Anakin should of killed every baby in that film, and built a deathstar that only kills ladies!"

Real Star Wars fans- "What argument online? I've been playing this pod racing game with this little crocodile guy for 2 weeks straight."
November 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I could tell a story about four of these. Especially the Timmy and the Faux Vibe. But while I’m clicking them all on and off, you’ll notice the light on the Barber Tone Press stays on. There’s your answer. It’s the Tone Press. Essential.
November 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Well. Their deathstar got destroyed. And the Endor one, not the first.vtime to end that autocracy once and for all.
November 4, 2026 at 10:53 AM