#DeathTraps
OOOOOOOOOOOOO REMEMBERS TURQUOISE DEATHTRAPS?
October 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Dear Representative Pressley:
Thank you for noticing this. However, please don’t portray it as a unique wrong done to this person. The American penal system (and immigration system) are deathtraps with appalling lack of medical care, indifference, and cruelty.
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🚨UPDATE: Rümeysa Öztürk has now suffered three separate asthma attacks while in DHS custody.

She has not received her required asthma medications—a violation of her fundamental right to medical care.

This is cruelty, it is neglect, and it is a damning moral and legal failure.
April 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Overpriced deathtraps

#BoycottTesla
June 1, 2026 at 10:55 AM
You know those Saw sequels where Jigsaw is already dead but he's set up a bunch of deathtraps that can keep going without his input? That's our entire culture and Jeffrey Epstein.
September 3, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Whoa!

Who would buy these Tesla Deathtraps???

Scary!
December 18, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Helicopters are just kinda deathtraps lol, being in one for an hour has a similar fatality rate to driving a car ~600 miles
May 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Literal deathtraps.
November 28, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Yesss, fuck these huge ass deathtraps.
April 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
It fills my heart that he is so sad about the pos deathtraps he calls cars.
March 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Cybertrucks are quite literal deathtraps
January 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The webs outside are deathtraps for wildlife. Please decorate with something else.
September 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
As is always the case with this nostalgia crap, "what they took from you" was the feeling of being 12, not any actual thing in the past.

(Also, those 1960s, 1970s cars were deathtraps compared to modern vehicles)
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Deathtraps. It makes deathtraps. Or murderbots depending on which end of the "accident" you're on.
July 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“Sometimes people escape our flaming deathtraps through open windows, and we were trying to eliminate that chance of survival”
September 25, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Dungeon Keeper style game but you're building ancient temples with deathtraps to kill whitey
September 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I keep getting ads for this game where you're supposed to rescue a king from various Rube Goldberg deathtraps, and they've badly misread my attitude toward the monarchy
February 25, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Ban every last one of those deathtraps
Making door latches dependent on the vehicle having power is a criminally bad design decision, and almost certainly was the direct cause of these teens' deaths.
March 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So Donald Trump is trying to get us to feel bad for the world’s richest man because nobody is buying his exploding deathtraps?

Cry. Me. A. Fucking. River. You. Pathetic. Losers.
March 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
in addition to every Tesla purchase or lease being a direct donation to the effort to end American democracy and make climate change worse, they are also poorly built deathtraps
December 13, 2024 at 4:27 PM
His moronic trucks are deathtraps.
November 26, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Outlaw these deathtraps
November 28, 2024 at 4:15 AM