Artemis II Astronaut Decapitated By Telephone Pole After Sticking Head Out Window
April 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Artemis II Astronaut Decapitated By Telephone Pole After Sticking Head Out Window
I decapitated a Barbie horse for this. 🪓😔
August 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I decapitated a Barbie horse for this. 🪓😔
Is it "accidentally” or "by accident"? Anyway, I decapitated your scarecrow with my katana
November 17, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Is it "accidentally” or "by accident"? Anyway, I decapitated your scarecrow with my katana
HES BEEN DECAPITATED!!!
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
HES BEEN DECAPITATED!!!
I decapitated @valkspouch.bsky.social :D
March 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I decapitated @valkspouch.bsky.social :D
This is the definition of evil scum that needs to be eradicated. This entire regime needs to be decapitated
July 16, 2026 at 11:16 PM
This is the definition of evil scum that needs to be eradicated. This entire regime needs to be decapitated
Congratulations to Gunner Stockton for not being decapitated on national television.
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Congratulations to Gunner Stockton for not being decapitated on national television.
Judith not fucking around with her dating app picture.
March 23, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Judith not fucking around with her dating app picture.
she hangs out w/ my decapitated scrappy visage all day
December 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
she hangs out w/ my decapitated scrappy visage all day
And calling for cyclists to be decapitated and/or doored.
August 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
And calling for cyclists to be decapitated and/or doored.
July 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I saw a video of a father cradling the decapitated head of his son from an airstrike in Gaza and I'm told I'm a terrorist supporter if I criticize the people who decapitated him.
March 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I saw a video of a father cradling the decapitated head of his son from an airstrike in Gaza and I'm told I'm a terrorist supporter if I criticize the people who decapitated him.
in the final episode of "emily in paris" she is decapitated by Fantomas, the emperor of crime
January 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
in the final episode of "emily in paris" she is decapitated by Fantomas, the emperor of crime
So the guy who decapitated a whale and the guy who stared directly into the sun during an eclipse solved autism. Cool, cool.
September 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So the guy who decapitated a whale and the guy who stared directly into the sun during an eclipse solved autism. Cool, cool.
"My cool car almost decapitated my baby lol"
if it can't tell a person is obstructing the automatic door, I sure as hell wouldn't trust my life to its driving
September 5, 2026 at 12:42 PM
"My cool car almost decapitated my baby lol"
US drug regulation has essentially been decapitated
Right now, the FDA has no official commissioner or directors of CBER and CDER. This is almost dizzying.
May 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
US drug regulation has essentially been decapitated
This statement from Jonathan Joss's husband is heart breaking.
No, headline writers, he wasn't "killed in an argument with a neighbor." He was *deliberately murdered* for being gay right after his dog was decapitated.
Bet the murderer calls himself a "Christian."
THIS is why Pride is important.
No, headline writers, he wasn't "killed in an argument with a neighbor." He was *deliberately murdered* for being gay right after his dog was decapitated.
Bet the murderer calls himself a "Christian."
THIS is why Pride is important.
June 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This statement from Jonathan Joss's husband is heart breaking.
No, headline writers, he wasn't "killed in an argument with a neighbor." He was *deliberately murdered* for being gay right after his dog was decapitated.
Bet the murderer calls himself a "Christian."
THIS is why Pride is important.
No, headline writers, he wasn't "killed in an argument with a neighbor." He was *deliberately murdered* for being gay right after his dog was decapitated.
Bet the murderer calls himself a "Christian."
THIS is why Pride is important.
The US is deporting people back to certain death. There is blood on the hands of ICE.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-abductio...
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-abductio...
Four Haitian women found decapitated after alleged ICE abduction — families devastated
Four Haitian women deported from Puerto Rico were found decapitated near the Dominican border, sparking speculations that ICE is working with cartels and gang members.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The US is deporting people back to certain death. There is blood on the hands of ICE.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-abductio...
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-abductio...
I bet being decapitated feels kinda good for a second
January 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I bet being decapitated feels kinda good for a second
i would have decapitated myself immediately
I do not so much spit it out as open my mouth and shove my hand in to extract the contents. Then I gargle with fizzy water and the first alcohol I can grab, which was pecan rum.
So anyway. Live cockroaches taste sour. Who knew?
So anyway. Live cockroaches taste sour. Who knew?
October 30, 2024 at 12:16 PM
i would have decapitated myself immediately
Im gonna say this regardless of blowback.
We decapitated the wrong country.
Netanyahu
We decapitated the wrong country.
Netanyahu
March 19, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Im gonna say this regardless of blowback.
We decapitated the wrong country.
Netanyahu
We decapitated the wrong country.
Netanyahu