Been saying “MechaHitler” in Starscream’s voice and that’s probably unfair to the Deceptacons.
July 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Been saying “MechaHitler” in Starscream’s voice and that’s probably unfair to the Deceptacons.
Deceptacons are terrible at blow jobs.
Except Shockwave. Natually.
Except Shockwave. Natually.
March 17, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Deceptacons are terrible at blow jobs.
Except Shockwave. Natually.
Except Shockwave. Natually.
Bluesky and Twitter be feelin like the Autobots vs the Deceptacons fr fr
October 19, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Bluesky and Twitter be feelin like the Autobots vs the Deceptacons fr fr
When the Autobots win, they take the evil and uncooperative Deceptacons as slaves. Starscream is conditioned to overload when a spike touches his forge so that he’s in a constant state of euphoria when he’s spikewarming Optimus. It’s a win for him imo. #valveplug
August 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
When the Autobots win, they take the evil and uncooperative Deceptacons as slaves. Starscream is conditioned to overload when a spike touches his forge so that he’s in a constant state of euphoria when he’s spikewarming Optimus. It’s a win for him imo. #valveplug
THERAPIST:
‘…And when do you think these feelings that your father figure wasn’t measuring up began?’
ME:
‘…And when do you think these feelings that your father figure wasn’t measuring up began?’
ME:
July 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM
THERAPIST:
‘…And when do you think these feelings that your father figure wasn’t measuring up began?’
ME:
‘…And when do you think these feelings that your father figure wasn’t measuring up began?’
ME:
I'm the Transformer that can only transform into a naked human woman. All the other alien robots are mad at me. They say I'm vulgar. It's all I can do, man. Now are we fighting the Deceptacons or what
March 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I'm the Transformer that can only transform into a naked human woman. All the other alien robots are mad at me. They say I'm vulgar. It's all I can do, man. Now are we fighting the Deceptacons or what
Ah, the struggle between the Autogynephiliabots and the Deceptacons
August 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Ah, the struggle between the Autogynephiliabots and the Deceptacons
Everyone knows that defecting from the deceptacons is just another way for attention seeking mechs to show their need for someone to pound their valve into submission. #valveplug
May 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Everyone knows that defecting from the deceptacons is just another way for attention seeking mechs to show their need for someone to pound their valve into submission. #valveplug
Up there putting on for the Deceptacons 😂
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Up there putting on for the Deceptacons 😂
Pessimus would definitely defect over to the Deceptacons.
November 25, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Pessimus would definitely defect over to the Deceptacons.
Little known fact: Poirot was actually the inspiration for the leader of the Deceptacons, Megatron.
March 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Little known fact: Poirot was actually the inspiration for the leader of the Deceptacons, Megatron.
Nah, HE deceived you. HE should be embarrassed for being married, community dick. HE should be ashamed for having no integrity. When it comes to cheating men, women have been conditioned to be embarrassed for not knowing men are dirty Deceptacons.
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Nah, HE deceived you. HE should be embarrassed for being married, community dick. HE should be ashamed for having no integrity. When it comes to cheating men, women have been conditioned to be embarrassed for not knowing men are dirty Deceptacons.
Furiously googling "deceptacons patch"
July 24, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Furiously googling "deceptacons patch"
battles for the deceptacons, but making it to the part of the day where he gets to just sit with Soundwave and have his swollen tanks stroked and node sucked makes it worth it. When he can’t take it anymore, Soundwave forces him to drink as much energon as he physically can, then watches as 2/5
May 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
battles for the deceptacons, but making it to the part of the day where he gets to just sit with Soundwave and have his swollen tanks stroked and node sucked makes it worth it. When he can’t take it anymore, Soundwave forces him to drink as much energon as he physically can, then watches as 2/5
thinking about how in the live action transformer movies, the appliances became Deceptacons...
There is a non-zero chance that there is a Deceptacon fucking machine
There is a non-zero chance that there is a Deceptacon fucking machine
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
thinking about how in the live action transformer movies, the appliances became Deceptacons...
There is a non-zero chance that there is a Deceptacon fucking machine
There is a non-zero chance that there is a Deceptacon fucking machine
Goin from like one of the girl Transformers (idk any of them) to Gundam Calibarn and instead of driving away or whatever I just shoot the Deceptacons with my big fuck-off broom laser
May 19, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Goin from like one of the girl Transformers (idk any of them) to Gundam Calibarn and instead of driving away or whatever I just shoot the Deceptacons with my big fuck-off broom laser
I've been binge watching Transformers Prime the past 3 days and I've come to two conclusions. 1) I would die for Bumblebee. And 2) I would defect to the deceptacons if Knockout asked me to jtussutduy
November 21, 2024 at 6:27 PM
I've been binge watching Transformers Prime the past 3 days and I've come to two conclusions. 1) I would die for Bumblebee. And 2) I would defect to the deceptacons if Knockout asked me to jtussutduy
Finally got to watch The Transformers movies mainly because my Husband insisted on watching all of them in a row but it was nice to hear @markryanesq.bsky.social as many of the voices of the Good Autobots and Bad Deceptacons in the series...
#Fika
#Book
#Transformers
#Fika
#Book
#Transformers
January 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Finally got to watch The Transformers movies mainly because my Husband insisted on watching all of them in a row but it was nice to hear @markryanesq.bsky.social as many of the voices of the Good Autobots and Bad Deceptacons in the series...
#Fika
#Book
#Transformers
#Fika
#Book
#Transformers
Those damn Deceptacons
April 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Those damn Deceptacons
Somehow MEGATRON returned...
a group of transformers are standing together and one of them has a gun
Alt: Megatron and other deceptacons are walking very sassily
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Somehow MEGATRON returned...
Deceptacons... transform and arise!
Check out this awesome ongoing Art Jam hosted by the Transformers Artspace.
Getting creative with the layout of multiboards and, of course, filling them with cool Transformer drawings.
Meet new friends and see more exciting Art Jams over on Magma.com
Check out this awesome ongoing Art Jam hosted by the Transformers Artspace.
Getting creative with the layout of multiboards and, of course, filling them with cool Transformer drawings.
Meet new friends and see more exciting Art Jams over on Magma.com
September 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Deceptacons... transform and arise!
Check out this awesome ongoing Art Jam hosted by the Transformers Artspace.
Getting creative with the layout of multiboards and, of course, filling them with cool Transformer drawings.
Meet new friends and see more exciting Art Jams over on Magma.com
Check out this awesome ongoing Art Jam hosted by the Transformers Artspace.
Getting creative with the layout of multiboards and, of course, filling them with cool Transformer drawings.
Meet new friends and see more exciting Art Jams over on Magma.com
"Once again Megatron has led us to humiliating defeat at the hands of Optimus Prime and the Autobots! His failed leadership keeps us from reclaiming Cybertron! Megatron doesn't deserve to be leader of the Deceptacons! We need a better supreme leader! It should be me! STARSCREAM!!!"
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
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"Once again, Megatron has led us to humiliating defeat at the hands of Optimus Prime and the Autobots! His failed leadership keeps us from reclaiming Cybertron! Megatron doesn't de...
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November 1, 2023 at 2:49 PM
"Once again Megatron has led us to humiliating defeat at the hands of Optimus Prime and the Autobots! His failed leadership keeps us from reclaiming Cybertron! Megatron doesn't deserve to be leader of the Deceptacons! We need a better supreme leader! It should be me! STARSCREAM!!!"
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
*you’re* the one who brought Deceptacons into this a week ago! 😂
April 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM
*you’re* the one who brought Deceptacons into this a week ago! 😂
They got the cybersecurity that kept cybertron from falling to the deceptacons
August 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
They got the cybersecurity that kept cybertron from falling to the deceptacons