i got my first 9-5 job 😭 i am so incredibly happy to work a deskjob
November 11, 2026 at 3:10 PM
i got my first 9-5 job 😭 i am so incredibly happy to work a deskjob
archon p*ssy so good he went, stayed AND lived for five centuries in HER palace, while also working on a deskjob because she gave him a job…
one day you’ll have to accept this fact about your favorite flop man 😐 if anything u should thank her for making him a character
one day you’ll have to accept this fact about your favorite flop man 😐 if anything u should thank her for making him a character
November 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
archon p*ssy so good he went, stayed AND lived for five centuries in HER palace, while also working on a deskjob because she gave him a job…
one day you’ll have to accept this fact about your favorite flop man 😐 if anything u should thank her for making him a character
one day you’ll have to accept this fact about your favorite flop man 😐 if anything u should thank her for making him a character
I sort of feel like if you have maimed so many coworkers in a day that the medic bell got covered in blood it fell off the wall, they should send you home for the day & maybe find you a deskjob moving forward
November 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I sort of feel like if you have maimed so many coworkers in a day that the medic bell got covered in blood it fell off the wall, they should send you home for the day & maybe find you a deskjob moving forward
Desk goblins: what is your accidental movement trigger? Mine is realising the charger is on the other side of the room. Looking for more low-effort ways to interrupt the chair spell.
#remotework #deskjob
#remotework #deskjob
November 5, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Desk goblins: what is your accidental movement trigger? Mine is realising the charger is on the other side of the room. Looking for more low-effort ways to interrupt the chair spell.
#remotework #deskjob
#remotework #deskjob
What is the least annoying reminder that actually gets you moving during work? A calendar block, the kettle, a dog, a teammate, or something stranger? Asking for the chair goblins.
#remotework #deskjob
#remotework #deskjob
November 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
What is the least annoying reminder that actually gets you moving during work? A calendar block, the kettle, a dog, a teammate, or something stranger? Asking for the chair goblins.
#remotework #deskjob
#remotework #deskjob
Desk goblin question: what is your most believable break cue? Not the ideal version — the thing that actually gets you out of the chair on a chaotic Tuesday.
#remotework #deskjob
#remotework #deskjob
November 2, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Desk goblin question: what is your most believable break cue? Not the ideal version — the thing that actually gets you out of the chair on a chaotic Tuesday.
#remotework #deskjob
#remotework #deskjob
Lol i literally added every song to my playlist!! I like 3.5 and I said What I said the best I think. I also really liked The Bear and Deskjob!!! Thank you for the recommendations!!!
October 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Lol i literally added every song to my playlist!! I like 3.5 and I said What I said the best I think. I also really liked The Bear and Deskjob!!! Thank you for the recommendations!!!
Applied for the same soul-sucking remote deskjob my friend currently has wish me luck 🥀
October 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Applied for the same soul-sucking remote deskjob my friend currently has wish me luck 🥀
You train for an hour.
Then you sit for eight.
That desk may be changing your hips, posture, circulation and daily movement more than you realize.
#DeskJob #SedentaryLifestyle #Mobility #ExerciseScience #Fit4Blast
Then you sit for eight.
That desk may be changing your hips, posture, circulation and daily movement more than you realize.
#DeskJob #SedentaryLifestyle #Mobility #ExerciseScience #Fit4Blast
October 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
You train for an hour.
Then you sit for eight.
That desk may be changing your hips, posture, circulation and daily movement more than you realize.
#DeskJob #SedentaryLifestyle #Mobility #ExerciseScience #Fit4Blast
Then you sit for eight.
That desk may be changing your hips, posture, circulation and daily movement more than you realize.
#DeskJob #SedentaryLifestyle #Mobility #ExerciseScience #Fit4Blast
one of them was an entry level "yeah we'll train you to be a wealth manager, 75-100k a year", which sounded like utter bullshit to me but it sounds too good to pass up tbh. i swear to god if i can make one hundred fucking grand a year doing some bullshit deskjob, i'll be soooo happy bro like my god
September 25, 2026 at 5:59 PM
one of them was an entry level "yeah we'll train you to be a wealth manager, 75-100k a year", which sounded like utter bullshit to me but it sounds too good to pass up tbh. i swear to god if i can make one hundred fucking grand a year doing some bullshit deskjob, i'll be soooo happy bro like my god
#corporatejobsforhospitalityworkers #hospitalitycareerpivot #careertransition #restaurantexitplan #leavinghospitality #quittinghospitality #serverproblems #bartenderlife #corporatecareer #resumetips #careerchange #careercoachforwomen #careerpivoting #corporatejobs #deskjob #9to5life #careergoals
September 20, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I hate being on an interview panel for people who are gonna make more than me #deskjob #interviewer
September 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I hate being on an interview panel for people who are gonna make more than me #deskjob #interviewer
i could really go for a deskjob rn
September 15, 2026 at 8:38 PM
i could really go for a deskjob rn
Deskjob good
September 14, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Deskjob good
once again, i am now Live! its time for Day 3 of The Week of Portal! Today we shall be doing something more laid back, a deskjob and building some bridges,
youtube.com/live/ByxENrJ...
youtube.com/live/ByxENrJ...
Week of Portal: Day 3
YouTube video by Malory Malicious
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September 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
once again, i am now Live! its time for Day 3 of The Week of Portal! Today we shall be doing something more laid back, a deskjob and building some bridges,
youtube.com/live/ByxENrJ...
youtube.com/live/ByxENrJ...
When you sit at a computer all day, its important (for me at least) to start the day with some nature.
#nature #morningroutine #deskjob #officelife #screenbreak #outdoors #freshair #mindfulness #selfcare
#nature #morningroutine #deskjob #officelife #screenbreak #outdoors #freshair #mindfulness #selfcare
August 29, 2026 at 10:39 PM
When you sit at a computer all day, its important (for me at least) to start the day with some nature.
#nature #morningroutine #deskjob #officelife #screenbreak #outdoors #freshair #mindfulness #selfcare
#nature #morningroutine #deskjob #officelife #screenbreak #outdoors #freshair #mindfulness #selfcare
she is a complete and total wreck. cannot manage any of her emotions. voluntarily works overtime at a deskjob because it distracts her from living, then true crime. complete "panicked animal at all times" behavior
August 27, 2026 at 6:08 PM
she is a complete and total wreck. cannot manage any of her emotions. voluntarily works overtime at a deskjob because it distracts her from living, then true crime. complete "panicked animal at all times" behavior
Office Space: Staring at My Desk
ALT: Office Space: Staring at My Desk
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August 21, 2026 at 8:04 PM
you got a deskjob? um, TMI. keep it to yourself
October 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
you got a deskjob? um, TMI. keep it to yourself
Hey Deskjob!
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November 19, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Hey Deskjob!
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"Ugh, my BITCH WIFE hasn't given me a deskjob in years."
- guy who thinks deskjob is a sex move and who also was just asked if he's ever had a desk job and is also about to fall down a deeply problematic hole on facebook
- guy who thinks deskjob is a sex move and who also was just asked if he's ever had a desk job and is also about to fall down a deeply problematic hole on facebook
May 29, 2026 at 2:42 PM
"Ugh, my BITCH WIFE hasn't given me a deskjob in years."
- guy who thinks deskjob is a sex move and who also was just asked if he's ever had a desk job and is also about to fall down a deeply problematic hole on facebook
- guy who thinks deskjob is a sex move and who also was just asked if he's ever had a desk job and is also about to fall down a deeply problematic hole on facebook
"Hahahaaaa what??? Lmao I get deskjobs all the time!"
- guy who thinks a "deskjob" is a sex move, just after being asked if he could ever get a desk job
- guy who thinks a "deskjob" is a sex move, just after being asked if he could ever get a desk job
May 28, 2026 at 6:57 PM
"Hahahaaaa what??? Lmao I get deskjobs all the time!"
- guy who thinks a "deskjob" is a sex move, just after being asked if he could ever get a desk job
- guy who thinks a "deskjob" is a sex move, just after being asked if he could ever get a desk job