Welcome to #Dicklock Pt.1 where I work through the men of #Deadlock one by one to show you my cock n balls headcannons for them! 😇😇😇 stay tuned for parts 2-4 as I tackle 6 heros each time! (I'm having fun) #dickchart #cockchart
October 25, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Welcome to #Dicklock Pt.1 where I work through the men of #Deadlock one by one to show you my cock n balls headcannons for them! 😇😇😇 stay tuned for parts 2-4 as I tackle 6 heros each time! (I'm having fun) #dickchart #cockchart
what if it was called Dicklock instead of deadlock and you get a cock cage
October 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
what if it was called Dicklock instead of deadlock and you get a cock cage
your penis during dicklock
April 17, 2026 at 11:27 PM
your penis during dicklock
big shout out to DickLock
July 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
big shout out to DickLock
Darklock? More like Dicklock, am I right?
October 15, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Darklock? More like Dicklock, am I right?
months ago during the deadlock drop i tweeted "dicklock" and "dickcock". a long time later, now that I'm actually in the playtest, i'm pleased to announce the final piece of the trilogy.
deadcock
deadcock
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
months ago during the deadlock drop i tweeted "dicklock" and "dickcock". a long time later, now that I'm actually in the playtest, i'm pleased to announce the final piece of the trilogy.
deadcock
deadcock
- walks up to mic
- "dicklock"
- leaves
- "dicklock"
- leaves
August 25, 2024 at 4:27 AM
- walks up to mic
- "dicklock"
- leaves
- "dicklock"
- leaves
Im guessing 7" and 2.5-3 thick? I am DickLock Holmes lol
May 12, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Im guessing 7" and 2.5-3 thick? I am DickLock Holmes lol
Dicklock.
Today Jake Lang came to Los Angeles to find out exactly why he shouldn't...
Jake Lang came for a "Stop the Steal" Rally here in Los Angeles for Spencer Pratt today
Jake Lang came for a "Stop the Steal" Rally here in Los Angeles for Spencer Pratt today
July 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Dicklock.
Who the fuck is “we,” dicklock?
Q: The price tag of this DOJ fund -- $1.8 billion. You have people that can't afford groceries, gas is high. How can you justify this?
JD VANCE: I reject the idea we can't walk and chew gum at the same time
JD VANCE: I reject the idea we can't walk and chew gum at the same time
May 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Who the fuck is “we,” dicklock?
There’s no sports analysis like the sports analysis from veteran sports parents.
Stephen A could never.
Jason Dicklock fucking wishes.
Stephen A could never.
Jason Dicklock fucking wishes.
October 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
There’s no sports analysis like the sports analysis from veteran sports parents.
Stephen A could never.
Jason Dicklock fucking wishes.
Stephen A could never.
Jason Dicklock fucking wishes.
Teaching my girlfriend the forward and reverse dicklock
July 4, 2023 at 5:03 AM
Teaching my girlfriend the forward and reverse dicklock
if i were funnier and more gay id make an art piece titled dicklock and it's two of the characters in a chinese finger trap ;)
October 2, 2024 at 3:03 PM
if i were funnier and more gay id make an art piece titled dicklock and it's two of the characters in a chinese finger trap ;)
War Dicklock? Wow.
July 18, 2024 at 7:17 PM
War Dicklock? Wow.
I had a dream where I was trying to reassure someone (long story) by calling condoms by the dumbest names possible, and some of the things my subconscious came up with include: dangle slips, prick pockets, wiener sleeves, jizz prisons, dicklock baggie
and I am just like, brain, are you okay, dude?
and I am just like, brain, are you okay, dude?
February 3, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I had a dream where I was trying to reassure someone (long story) by calling condoms by the dumbest names possible, and some of the things my subconscious came up with include: dangle slips, prick pockets, wiener sleeves, jizz prisons, dicklock baggie
and I am just like, brain, are you okay, dude?
and I am just like, brain, are you okay, dude?
Fry & Laurie, Kickin Ass ♥️
A bit of Fry and Laurie - Kickin' Ass
YouTube video by war dicklock
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Fry & Laurie, Kickin Ass ♥️
A bit of Fry and Laurie - Kickin' Ass
YouTube video by war dicklock
youtu.be
April 29, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Krash Petal on turning the FBI into a new arm of the US Gestapo:
We are *Kicking Ass*!
(Kickin Ass!!)
youtu.be/fqCha93nBTU
We are *Kicking Ass*!
(Kickin Ass!!)
youtu.be/fqCha93nBTU
A bit of Fry and Laurie - Kickin' Ass
YouTube video by war dicklock
youtu.be
September 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Krash Petal on turning the FBI into a new arm of the US Gestapo:
We are *Kicking Ass*!
(Kickin Ass!!)
youtu.be/fqCha93nBTU
We are *Kicking Ass*!
(Kickin Ass!!)
youtu.be/fqCha93nBTU
First of all I'm in B.C. dicklock, secondly if people are going to put things out here for public consumption I'm going to reserve the bloody well comment on them. If an ignoramus like you gets upset about it so much the better. Don't let the door hit ya.
February 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
First of all I'm in B.C. dicklock, secondly if people are going to put things out here for public consumption I'm going to reserve the bloody well comment on them. If an ignoramus like you gets upset about it so much the better. Don't let the door hit ya.