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@artyarts.bsky.social

Welcome to #Dicklock Pt.1 where I work through the men of #Deadlock one by one to show you my cock n balls headcannons for them! 😇😇😇 stay tuned for parts 2-4 as I tackle 6 heros each time! (I'm having fun) #dickchart #cockchart

The artist lines up 6 of the deadlock heros in alphabetical order, showing a detailed illustration of each if their cocks, a description of their secual preferences, ammount of cum they produce and underwear style.

First is abrams, a thing and hairy cock, described as a heavy cumming soft top breeder.

Then apollo, a smaller and slender cock adorned with golden peircings and chains, described as a submissive versatile virgin.

Next is bebop, shown with a classic vibe wand instead of a dick, with a note stating that miss shelly made it upon the lashes request, described as a Dominant side bebop takes pleasure in using the lash after every bear pit fight.

Next is Billy, shown with a golden cock cake and fluffy, furry style balls. He beleives cumming is a capitalist conspiricy and always stays caged.

Next up is danny, selling the one and only fairfax bitchbreaker 9000, his noted are covered by a sticky note of his own sales pitch of the oversized bright orange jelly dildo.

And finally on this list is the doorman, witch his etherial blue cock covered by warnings and sighns that it belongs to the baroness, his notes replaces with a reprimand demanding that if you want to see it then you must book his services at the baroness instead of seeing it here

October 25, 2026 at 3:09 PM

Kali

@kalikias.bsky.social

XL meat Ashe cockchart

August 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM

Chompy_Chompa

@monster-chompers.bsky.social

Looks like Vought has "accidentally" leaked all the Supes cock sizes. Maybe thier pivoting thier company into the adult industry.
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April 24, 2026 at 6:05 PM

INT🔞

@intrudecate.bsky.social

about as far as i got on colors for cockchart after the csp file got corrupted. take it now or i’ll forget to upload it #fgo

September 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM

Doodling Doodz (comms open)

@artyarts.bsky.social

Hey everyone! I'm opening up some slots for my new "your cock here" series! It's first come first serve so DM me if your interested! #gayyiff #gayfurryart #furry #gayart #gaycommisions #yaoi #bara #yiff #cockchart