Him: Titpunch. *punches me in the tit*
Me: Dickthump. * thumps him in the dick. Falls off couch.*
-Things that almost happen in this house.

#Cockchoke
#Assblast
#Cumswill
#Dickgash
#Holebash
#Suckgrind
#Buttspill
#Jizzgush
#Cumslosh
#Assrupture
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#Balltwist
#Fuckgore
#Rimspunk
#Cockflood
#Assrip
#Cumchurn
#Dickbash
#Holegush
#Sackthrust
#Fuckdrip
#Cumspurt
#Assgorge
#Cockgape
#Ballbash
#Thrustjizz
#Cumrupture
#Dickgrind
#Ass

#Cockchoke
#Assblast
#Cumswill
#Dickgash
#Holebash
#Suckgrind
#Buttspill
#Jizzgush
#Cumslosh
#Assrupture
#Dickthump
#Balltwist
#Fuckgore
#Rimspunk
#Cockflood
#Assrip
#Cumchurn
#Dickbash
#Holegush
#Sackthrust
#Fuckdrip
#Cumspurt
#Assgorge
#Cockgape
#Ballbash
#Thrustjizz
#Cumrupture
#Dickgrind
#Ass