He did it again. Now he’s saying Ken Paxton’s ass isn’t as nice as Jon Husted’s ass.
October 28, 2026 at 12:17 AM
He did it again. Now he’s saying Ken Paxton’s ass isn’t as nice as Jon Husted’s ass.
“SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!”
October 27, 2026 at 3:20 AM
“SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!”
“Shove that ballroom up your fat ass!”
-True Patriot.
-True Patriot.
October 27, 2026 at 2:51 AM
“Shove that ballroom up your fat ass!”
-True Patriot.
-True Patriot.
Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass https://theonion.com/trump-asks-nicki-minaj-to-explain-eating-ass/
October 26, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass https://theonion.com/trump-asks-nicki-minaj-to-explain-eating-ass/
“Shove that ballroom up your fat ass” 😂🤣☠️
October 28, 2026 at 4:00 AM
“Shove that ballroom up your fat ass” 😂🤣☠️
Get his ass
Hasan Piker filed a defamation lawsuit against CNN commentator Scott Jennings in federal court and wants more than $72 million in damages
Hasan Piker Sues Scott Jennings in $72 Million Defamation Suit
Livestreamer Hasan Piker filed a defamation lawsuit against commentator Scott Jennings in federal court Tuesday and wants more than $72 million in damages.
news.bloomberglaw.com
October 28, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Get his ass
SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS! 😂
Bless Whoever Told Trump To Shove That Ballroom Up His Fat Ass
Bless this guy!
www.thegodshow.com
October 27, 2026 at 4:06 PM
SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS! 😂
Good, get his ass.
Hasan Piker filed a defamation lawsuit against CNN commentator Scott Jennings in federal court and wants more than $72 million in damages
Hasan Piker Sues Scott Jennings in $72 Million Defamation Suit
Livestreamer Hasan Piker filed a defamation lawsuit against commentator Scott Jennings in federal court Tuesday and wants more than $72 million in damages.
news.bloomberglaw.com
October 28, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Good, get his ass.
Ready Player One ass
October 27, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Ready Player One ass
Wide ass bear can't stop getting wider 🍔
October 27, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Wide ass bear can't stop getting wider 🍔
Fake-ass promises, real ass obsession.
Trump’s Rallies Have Become What He Covets: Ass
Fake-ass promises, real ass obsession.
lnk.thebulwark.com
October 27, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Fake-ass promises, real ass obsession.
Mike Johnson has to be pretty devastated that Trump hasn’t once complimented his ass.
October 28, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Mike Johnson has to be pretty devastated that Trump hasn’t once complimented his ass.
consider the ass
October 28, 2026 at 1:48 AM
consider the ass
BELOW: A Nazi ass staring at a Nazi ass.
October 26, 2026 at 2:57 PM
BELOW: A Nazi ass staring at a Nazi ass.
i don't give a rat's ass what matt yglesias has to say
October 26, 2026 at 4:13 PM
i don't give a rat's ass what matt yglesias has to say
Trump: The fake news only covered the ass part. They said 'what the hell was Trump doing talking about a man's anatomy? He was talking about his ass.' I studied his ass to see where the power came from
October 28, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Trump: The fake news only covered the ass part. They said 'what the hell was Trump doing talking about a man's anatomy? He was talking about his ass.' I studied his ass to see where the power came from
Trump says he examined Jon Husted’s ass to groans but then says Nikki Minaj has a nice ass to cheers
October 25, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Trump says he examined Jon Husted’s ass to groans but then says Nikki Minaj has a nice ass to cheers
“Fuck-Ass Bob”: type of bad haircut
“fuck Ass Bob”: me telling a friend how I feel about that piece of shit Ass Bob
“Fuck ass, Bob”: me directing a porno
“fuck Ass Bob”: me telling a friend how I feel about that piece of shit Ass Bob
“Fuck ass, Bob”: me directing a porno
October 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
“Fuck-Ass Bob”: type of bad haircut
“fuck Ass Bob”: me telling a friend how I feel about that piece of shit Ass Bob
“Fuck ass, Bob”: me directing a porno
“fuck Ass Bob”: me telling a friend how I feel about that piece of shit Ass Bob
“Fuck ass, Bob”: me directing a porno
corncob ass president
Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"
October 26, 2026 at 9:11 PM
corncob ass president
that one sexy ass flower from Deltarune chapter 5 #deltarune
October 28, 2026 at 1:41 AM
that one sexy ass flower from Deltarune chapter 5 #deltarune
"Because he's got a GREAT ASS!!!"
October 28, 2026 at 12:58 AM
"Because he's got a GREAT ASS!!!"