complications of dickwreck
let the speculation about the nature of Elon's illness begin!
July 23, 2026 at 2:02 AM
complications of dickwreck
dickwreck
February 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
dickwreck
dickwreck can be fatal in severe cases
his last words were “peanus horts”
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September 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
dickwreck can be fatal in severe cases
hubris is an important component of dickwreck
May 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
hubris is an important component of dickwreck
I believe we accidentally coined the term “dickwreck” on here to explain MUSK’S behavior in particular. But Dickwreck Theory has broad explanatory power.
September 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I believe we accidentally coined the term “dickwreck” on here to explain MUSK’S behavior in particular. But Dickwreck Theory has broad explanatory power.
most dickwreck is caused by hubris
April 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
most dickwreck is caused by hubris
[tesla waiting room]
me: [chanting] dickwreck, dickwreck-
other people: dickwreck, DICKWRECK
secretary: [pounding her clipboard] DICKWRECK, DICKWRECK, DICKWRECK!
me: [chanting] dickwreck, dickwreck-
other people: dickwreck, DICKWRECK
secretary: [pounding her clipboard] DICKWRECK, DICKWRECK, DICKWRECK!
April 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
[tesla waiting room]
me: [chanting] dickwreck, dickwreck-
other people: dickwreck, DICKWRECK
secretary: [pounding her clipboard] DICKWRECK, DICKWRECK, DICKWRECK!
me: [chanting] dickwreck, dickwreck-
other people: dickwreck, DICKWRECK
secretary: [pounding her clipboard] DICKWRECK, DICKWRECK, DICKWRECK!
Dickwreck claims he’s being attacked by ghosts
Musk is blaming "Herbert Sandler," among others, for secretly financing the protests and Tesla dealerships over the last few weeks.
Sandler died in 2019.
Sandler died in 2019.
March 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Dickwreck claims he’s being attacked by ghosts
Reported fact: Katie Miller is leaving government to work for Musk.
rumor i don’t want to think about: there’s some funny business with the Millers and Musk.
rumor i want to believe: musk’s got dickwreck.
rumor i don’t want to think about: there’s some funny business with the Millers and Musk.
rumor i want to believe: musk’s got dickwreck.
May 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Reported fact: Katie Miller is leaving government to work for Musk.
rumor i don’t want to think about: there’s some funny business with the Millers and Musk.
rumor i want to believe: musk’s got dickwreck.
rumor i don’t want to think about: there’s some funny business with the Millers and Musk.
rumor i want to believe: musk’s got dickwreck.
Dickwreck Theory, undefeated
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Dickwreck Theory, undefeated
I think the evidence for dickwreck is pretty good. It doesn’t really seem like he has sex any more and it did at one point seem like he did.
May 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I think the evidence for dickwreck is pretty good. It doesn’t really seem like he has sex any more and it did at one point seem like he did.
Dickwreck Theory remains undefeated at explaining his behaviour
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Dickwreck Theory remains undefeated at explaining his behaviour
dickwreck
the bizarre anti-hot-girlfriend angle on this joke forces me to wonder: how/why did Elon go from being a guy who conspicuously dated famously attractive women to... well, this
Elon Musk trying to explain his own inscrutable tweets to his robot
August 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
dickwreck
The Dickwreck Experiment
The Dickwreck Analysis
The Dickwreck Submission to Journals
The Dickwreck Response to Reviewer #2
The Dickwreck Analysis
The Dickwreck Submission to Journals
The Dickwreck Response to Reviewer #2
February 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The Dickwreck Experiment
The Dickwreck Analysis
The Dickwreck Submission to Journals
The Dickwreck Response to Reviewer #2
The Dickwreck Analysis
The Dickwreck Submission to Journals
The Dickwreck Response to Reviewer #2
if only he’d had a robot operate on him he might have avoided dickwreck
March 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
if only he’d had a robot operate on him he might have avoided dickwreck
"dickwreck" lmfao I'm dead
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
"dickwreck" lmfao I'm dead
could be multistage dickwreck. not uncommon to chase Botched Surgery #1 with Botched Surgery #2
February 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
could be multistage dickwreck. not uncommon to chase Botched Surgery #1 with Botched Surgery #2
Five things I accomplished this week:
1-4: ???
5: Made an oracle bone dickwreck joke
1-4: ???
5: Made an oracle bone dickwreck joke
oh yeah, there's some disagreement over the interpretation of 卵 in that one, might be "eggs" or might be a reference to a 麝公 (?) who appears on some of the other plastrons
March 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Five things I accomplished this week:
1-4: ???
5: Made an oracle bone dickwreck joke
1-4: ???
5: Made an oracle bone dickwreck joke
dickwreck theory gaining adherents, which coincidentally is a word you could use to describe the scarring
April 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
dickwreck theory gaining adherents, which coincidentally is a word you could use to describe the scarring
dickwreck is mutilation of the penis that significantly impairs function, brought on by some kind of hubris or stupidity- most commonly botched surgery but if you tried to fuck a toaster or something that would also count
impotence insufficient
impotence insufficient
Idk what your conception of dickwreck is but mine is mostly limited to “can’t get hard at all” bc my imagination is limited
May 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
dickwreck is mutilation of the penis that significantly impairs function, brought on by some kind of hubris or stupidity- most commonly botched surgery but if you tried to fuck a toaster or something that would also count
impotence insufficient
impotence insufficient
This election is the ironclad proof we needed. Dickwreck Theory is real.
April 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This election is the ironclad proof we needed. Dickwreck Theory is real.