We may have to stop calling corporate zionist democrats ‘diet maga’ and just call them maga
November 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
We may have to stop calling corporate zionist democrats ‘diet maga’ and just call them maga
Friend: I thought you were on a diet.
Me: I am.
Friend: But you just ate 6 Oreos.
Me: Yes, but I wanted 12.
Me: I am.
Friend: But you just ate 6 Oreos.
Me: Yes, but I wanted 12.
November 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Friend: I thought you were on a diet.
Me: I am.
Friend: But you just ate 6 Oreos.
Me: Yes, but I wanted 12.
Me: I am.
Friend: But you just ate 6 Oreos.
Me: Yes, but I wanted 12.
Going on a cum-only diet
November 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Going on a cum-only diet
Acorn woodpecker 19-23cm
Pacific coast of North America, through Mexico, Central America, Colombia
Diet Acorns (approx. 50% of the diet)
flying insects, sap, fruits, nectar, seeds
Both parents and family members share incubations 14 days, and feeding 32 days, plus 4 months after fledging
Photos👇
Pacific coast of North America, through Mexico, Central America, Colombia
Diet Acorns (approx. 50% of the diet)
flying insects, sap, fruits, nectar, seeds
Both parents and family members share incubations 14 days, and feeding 32 days, plus 4 months after fledging
Photos👇
October 30, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Acorn woodpecker 19-23cm
Pacific coast of North America, through Mexico, Central America, Colombia
Diet Acorns (approx. 50% of the diet)
flying insects, sap, fruits, nectar, seeds
Both parents and family members share incubations 14 days, and feeding 32 days, plus 4 months after fledging
Photos👇
Pacific coast of North America, through Mexico, Central America, Colombia
Diet Acorns (approx. 50% of the diet)
flying insects, sap, fruits, nectar, seeds
Both parents and family members share incubations 14 days, and feeding 32 days, plus 4 months after fledging
Photos👇
Diet food
No really
No really
October 31, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Diet food
No really
No really
No more A&W's
Diet is leaving me
No more A&W's
Diet is leaving me with salads RS
Diet is leaving me
No more A&W's
Diet is leaving me with salads RS
November 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
No more A&W's
Diet is leaving me
No more A&W's
Diet is leaving me with salads RS
Diet is leaving me
No more A&W's
Diet is leaving me with salads RS
i have not had nearly enough diet coke today
November 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
i have not had nearly enough diet coke today
As a quadruple bypass surgery survivor on a restricted diet, it’s okay for me to follow the Alaska two Dan Sullivans story because I’m allowed nothing burgers.
November 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
As a quadruple bypass surgery survivor on a restricted diet, it’s okay for me to follow the Alaska two Dan Sullivans story because I’m allowed nothing burgers.
its so funny that he's drinking caffeine free diet coke and two fake guns on his nightstand
November 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
its so funny that he's drinking caffeine free diet coke and two fake guns on his nightstand
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
October 30, 2026 at 1:24 PM
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
Sheeva on that Tasty Paste Diet!
November 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Sheeva on that Tasty Paste Diet!
Kids these days haven’t been raised on a steady diet of Ernest movies and it shows
November 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kids these days haven’t been raised on a steady diet of Ernest movies and it shows
Bella came into us chronically overweight. With proper medication and a new diet she has been thriving.
Weigh in shows.... 8.6kg / 20 Lbs lost!!! She says she feels like a whole new dog!!!
Weigh in shows.... 8.6kg / 20 Lbs lost!!! She says she feels like a whole new dog!!!
October 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Bella came into us chronically overweight. With proper medication and a new diet she has been thriving.
Weigh in shows.... 8.6kg / 20 Lbs lost!!! She says she feels like a whole new dog!!!
Weigh in shows.... 8.6kg / 20 Lbs lost!!! She says she feels like a whole new dog!!!
There’s not enough Diet Coke in the world to make this Monday go by any faster.
November 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
There’s not enough Diet Coke in the world to make this Monday go by any faster.
Veganism is NOT a diet.
November 1, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Veganism is NOT a diet.
Shocker that she turns out to be a Diet Republican
November 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Shocker that she turns out to be a Diet Republican
Felons speechwriter, Human resource in charge of hiring, ordering cases of diet cokes, food deliveries.
October 31, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Felons speechwriter, Human resource in charge of hiring, ordering cases of diet cokes, food deliveries.
Trying to diet..
Again 😭
Again 😭
November 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Trying to diet..
Again 😭
Again 😭
"How is he still alive with his diet"
Well... one of the biggest causes of death based on diet is a heart attack... which requires having a heart.
Well... one of the biggest causes of death based on diet is a heart attack... which requires having a heart.
November 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
"How is he still alive with his diet"
Well... one of the biggest causes of death based on diet is a heart attack... which requires having a heart.
Well... one of the biggest causes of death based on diet is a heart attack... which requires having a heart.
Guilt-edged Tanager 14cm
ENDEMIC to Eastern Brazil
Diet fruits, berries, insects during breeding
Parents build the nest, female incubates 17days, male feeds her
Cooperative breeding: Parents plus previous year's brood
feed the nestlings and after they fledge
This Family stay together for 1 year.
ENDEMIC to Eastern Brazil
Diet fruits, berries, insects during breeding
Parents build the nest, female incubates 17days, male feeds her
Cooperative breeding: Parents plus previous year's brood
feed the nestlings and after they fledge
This Family stay together for 1 year.
November 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Guilt-edged Tanager 14cm
ENDEMIC to Eastern Brazil
Diet fruits, berries, insects during breeding
Parents build the nest, female incubates 17days, male feeds her
Cooperative breeding: Parents plus previous year's brood
feed the nestlings and after they fledge
This Family stay together for 1 year.
ENDEMIC to Eastern Brazil
Diet fruits, berries, insects during breeding
Parents build the nest, female incubates 17days, male feeds her
Cooperative breeding: Parents plus previous year's brood
feed the nestlings and after they fledge
This Family stay together for 1 year.
This is a bit sudden, but Uni is having surgery today.
Recently, we discovered some small stones in Uni’s bladder, even though he’s already on a special prescription diet designed to dissolve certain types of stones.
Recently, we discovered some small stones in Uni’s bladder, even though he’s already on a special prescription diet designed to dissolve certain types of stones.
November 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
This is a bit sudden, but Uni is having surgery today.
Recently, we discovered some small stones in Uni’s bladder, even though he’s already on a special prescription diet designed to dissolve certain types of stones.
Recently, we discovered some small stones in Uni’s bladder, even though he’s already on a special prescription diet designed to dissolve certain types of stones.
A diet consisting solely of the Persona 30th anniversary wafers
November 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
A diet consisting solely of the Persona 30th anniversary wafers
i'm on a CIA diet, i C a gun and I shoot myself in the bAck of the head 4 times
November 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
i'm on a CIA diet, i C a gun and I shoot myself in the bAck of the head 4 times
Also, caffeine free Diet Coke is the soda of losers
I said what I said
(not you though)
I said what I said
(not you though)
November 2, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Also, caffeine free Diet Coke is the soda of losers
I said what I said
(not you though)
I said what I said
(not you though)