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balaquina.bsky.social
Welp, the diet is out the window

#DietFail #ChristmasFoodDebauchery
December 25, 2024 at 11:49 PM
food404.bsky.social
"I really need to sort my diet out whilst I'm not going to work" he said whilst eating Cheesy chips #fail #dietfail 🍛🍽️
December 8, 2023 at 2:58 PM
kyonajiles-author.bsky.social
Carnivore…Carnival… 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣
#dietfail #indieauthor #fictionauthor #kyonajiles
June 21, 2026 at 4:09 PM
aetherwire.bsky.social
Me: I should eat healthier.

Also me: fuck it, I'm getting chicken parm because things suck.

#dietfail #food #comfortfood
March 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
offmiconrecord.bsky.social
"I Cut Out Sugar..." Except Gallons of Chocolate Milk! 🍫😭
#Ovaltine #ChocolateMilk #FunnyBanter #DietFail #PodcastComedy #OffMicOnRecord #HilariousMoments #Storytime
August 12, 2026 at 12:02 PM
peakmeme.bsky.social
Me calculating my calories after a "healthy" snack. The math isn't mathing 📉🚫 #DietFail #Relatable
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August 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
thecheekywitch.bsky.social
Every time! 😜 #chocolate #eastereggs #temptation #dietfail
April 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
circuitswan.bsky.social
So why is it I am full from soup, put half back for tomorrow's lunch, then 5 min later i am like CANDY #dietfail
November 30, 2024 at 3:44 AM
sixpackrevolution.bsky.social
Who can relate to this? #weightlossjourney #weighlossgoals #thesixpackrevolution #bodytransformation #thesixpackrevolution #dietfail
February 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
vickyharp.com
I may have a brownie on my plate, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to use artificial sweetener in my tea. #dietfail
November 18, 2024 at 12:02 PM
bearlygays.bsky.social
My Parents' Diet: #FYP #GayPodcaster #MarriedGayLife #BearCouple #GayPride #LGBTPodcaster #RelationshipPodcast#GayPodcaster #MarriedGayLife #BearCouple #GayPride #LGBTPodcaster #RelationshipPodcast #realtalk #nudeCampground #bigBacked #dietFail
August 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
fleeterberry.bsky.social
In other news, I'm also now too tired to eat dinner. I had a granola bar, 2 mini cupcakes, a mini bag of fritos & Gatorade today. #dietfail
November 17, 2024 at 4:20 AM
fleeterberry.bsky.social
having a calorie fest. #dietfail totally blaming pms
November 17, 2024 at 2:48 AM
michaelvogel1.bsky.social
My Calorie Counter App: Your weight is going in the wrong direction, are you sure you're logging everything?

Me: The only thing I've had "off books" is a pack of mints.

App: Mints?

Me: They were thin

App: So you ate a box of Thin Mints?

Me:

App:

Me: New phone who dis...

#DietFail
March 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
unapologeticval.bsky.social
Broke down and bought some Girl Scout cookies today. #dietFAIL!!
December 5, 2024 at 9:35 PM
andrmo.bsky.social
t.me/Animal_Secre... English version:
An elephant walks into a grocery store and asks:
— "Do you have eggs?"
Clerk: "Chicken eggs?"
Elephant: "No, chocolate ones. I’m on a diet." 🐘🍫
#FunnyVideo #FunnyAnimals
#DietFail #GroceryLogic #StandUpElephant 🤓
Animal Secrets😻
Голодный слон устроил хаос в продуктовом магазине в Таиланде, когда в понедельник он зашел туда из близлежащего парка и принялся за продукты на полках. #FunnyVideo #FunnyAnimals Он спокойно слопал ок...
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August 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
hellasheppard.bsky.social
AF1 again, huh? Guess those golf cart tires wore out. Heard he requested a Big Mac dispenser onboard. My clients have better dietary discipline. 🤦‍♂️ #TrumpBack #AF1 #DietFail #SecondTerm
January 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
mobrowne.bsky.social
#dear jennycraig: your food sucks. yea. i lost 18 pds - but i almost lost the use of my taste buds! #dietfail
December 3, 2024 at 7:11 PM
mobrowne.bsky.social
#dear twitter: he bought me 2pounds of rice krispy treats #dietfail
December 2, 2024 at 9:42 AM
mobrowne.bsky.social
#dear twitter: i also will not eat this instant-ass oatmeal. it taste all instant-y no matter the butter&raisins i put in it. #dietfail
December 2, 2024 at 9:32 AM
mobrowne.bsky.social
#dear gym: imma need 15 extra pounds to hurry up & slide off. Its been 5months already & the littlest intake of lemon cake ever #dietfail
December 2, 2024 at 8:17 AM
fletchsin.bsky.social
I started trying to lose weight and got myself on a low calorie diet that tells me how much I can eat to lose weight. I’ve gained 4 pounds after eating less 😭
#dietfail
October 19, 2024 at 2:07 AM
hgjohn.bsky.social
The courgette & sultana cake @coffeehopper is simply irresistible #dietfail #triathlon #carboloading http://t.co/4p5TDTqAW8
December 2, 2024 at 4:20 AM