Seen plenty of Dinnerlady men playing in my time. But I cannot figure this one out.
September 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Seen plenty of Dinnerlady men playing in my time. But I cannot figure this one out.
I forget some people know nothing about football. Offered my sister £10 to name a current footballer and the club he plays for.
The very closest she came was Cristiano Ronaldo who plays for “Madrid, Barcelona and Spain”.
Other attempts included “Dinnerlady man”, “Coleen’s husband” and “that Jack”
The very closest she came was Cristiano Ronaldo who plays for “Madrid, Barcelona and Spain”.
Other attempts included “Dinnerlady man”, “Coleen’s husband” and “that Jack”
September 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I forget some people know nothing about football. Offered my sister £10 to name a current footballer and the club he plays for.
The very closest she came was Cristiano Ronaldo who plays for “Madrid, Barcelona and Spain”.
Other attempts included “Dinnerlady man”, “Coleen’s husband” and “that Jack”
The very closest she came was Cristiano Ronaldo who plays for “Madrid, Barcelona and Spain”.
Other attempts included “Dinnerlady man”, “Coleen’s husband” and “that Jack”
Julius Caesar Was A Dinnerlady was my favourite The Fall album
#CelebrityPotteryThrowdown #PotteryThrowdown
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September 20, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Julius Caesar Was A Dinnerlady was my favourite The Fall album
#CelebrityPotteryThrowdown #PotteryThrowdown
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sliding 50p into the cleavage of a dinnerlady to pay for your lunch #PotteryThrowdown
September 20, 2026 at 7:31 PM
sliding 50p into the cleavage of a dinnerlady to pay for your lunch #PotteryThrowdown
Picture a 1980s chain smoking granny with black dyed perm.
Picture that hair.
You know what I mean. It's hard to describe but it has never existed since, almost like a motorbike helmet of curly hair, but with no spring in it. She's a dinnerlady or someone's nan. She's crabby
Right, picturing her?
Picture that hair.
You know what I mean. It's hard to describe but it has never existed since, almost like a motorbike helmet of curly hair, but with no spring in it. She's a dinnerlady or someone's nan. She's crabby
Right, picturing her?
September 20, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Picture a 1980s chain smoking granny with black dyed perm.
Picture that hair.
You know what I mean. It's hard to describe but it has never existed since, almost like a motorbike helmet of curly hair, but with no spring in it. She's a dinnerlady or someone's nan. She's crabby
Right, picturing her?
Picture that hair.
You know what I mean. It's hard to describe but it has never existed since, almost like a motorbike helmet of curly hair, but with no spring in it. She's a dinnerlady or someone's nan. She's crabby
Right, picturing her?
Fringe day 4;
@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social solo show debut in a cube.
Rare Phil Ellis bus material.
Learnt a lot about Laura Lexx’ vagina.
Saw @otterrix.bsky.social brutally murdered in a dark room.
A lovely lemonade from Alwin ruined by a dinnerlady fingering my mouth (ACMS obvs).
@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social solo show debut in a cube.
Rare Phil Ellis bus material.
Learnt a lot about Laura Lexx’ vagina.
Saw @otterrix.bsky.social brutally murdered in a dark room.
A lovely lemonade from Alwin ruined by a dinnerlady fingering my mouth (ACMS obvs).
Fringe day 3;
We were up John-Luking our Roberts.
Was in a three man kick line with Ed Easton.
Had a big old nap!
ACMS!
We were up John-Luking our Roberts.
Was in a three man kick line with Ed Easton.
Had a big old nap!
ACMS!
Fringe day 2;
Chrissy on what’s in the box.
Nick Helm complimented my lovely new hat then read some poems.
Ted Hill gave me a gun.
Wario told me to go fuck myself.
Saw five minutes of acms.
Chrissy on what’s in the box.
Nick Helm complimented my lovely new hat then read some poems.
Ted Hill gave me a gun.
Wario told me to go fuck myself.
Saw five minutes of acms.
August 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Fringe day 4;
@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social solo show debut in a cube.
Rare Phil Ellis bus material.
Learnt a lot about Laura Lexx’ vagina.
Saw @otterrix.bsky.social brutally murdered in a dark room.
A lovely lemonade from Alwin ruined by a dinnerlady fingering my mouth (ACMS obvs).
@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social solo show debut in a cube.
Rare Phil Ellis bus material.
Learnt a lot about Laura Lexx’ vagina.
Saw @otterrix.bsky.social brutally murdered in a dark room.
A lovely lemonade from Alwin ruined by a dinnerlady fingering my mouth (ACMS obvs).
She was an MP, not a retired dinnerlady in Carlisle. It was her job to actively engage with the political process every single day through bills, votes, etc.
Fees are favours, to be paid back either immediately or put on credit for the future. This is literally politics 101.
Fees are favours, to be paid back either immediately or put on credit for the future. This is literally politics 101.
August 13, 2026 at 7:32 AM
She was an MP, not a retired dinnerlady in Carlisle. It was her job to actively engage with the political process every single day through bills, votes, etc.
Fees are favours, to be paid back either immediately or put on credit for the future. This is literally politics 101.
Fees are favours, to be paid back either immediately or put on credit for the future. This is literally politics 101.
I'd be a dinnerlady, a canning factory worker, a tractor parts manufacturing factory worker or [REEL MISSING] so I guess it depends on how many leftover puddings I get to take home at the end of the day
Enough “what would you do on the commune questions”
If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
July 30, 2026 at 8:40 AM
I'd be a dinnerlady, a canning factory worker, a tractor parts manufacturing factory worker or [REEL MISSING] so I guess it depends on how many leftover puddings I get to take home at the end of the day
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Quando fumai la mia prima sigaretta elettronica (in via Sarpi, era il 18 Feb 2022 poi presi il #covid)
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Quando fumai la mia prima sigaretta elettronica (in via Sarpi, era il 18 Feb 2022 poi presi il #covid)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvUS-6PTbs
#fumo #smoke #sigarettaelettronica
July 25, 2026 at 8:19 PM
#dinnerlady 🚬 🎵
Quando fumai la mia prima sigaretta elettronica (in via Sarpi, era il 18 Feb 2022 poi presi il #covid)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvUS-6PTbs
#fumo #smoke #sigarettaelettronica
Quando fumai la mia prima sigaretta elettronica (in via Sarpi, era il 18 Feb 2022 poi presi il #covid)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvUS-6PTbs
#fumo #smoke #sigarettaelettronica
The dinnerlady cankles. Superb 🤣
July 19, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The dinnerlady cankles. Superb 🤣
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Bright future as a dinnerlady.
June 30, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Bright future as a dinnerlady.
Ronald Koeman looks more like a dinnerlady than most dinnerladies.
June 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Ronald Koeman looks more like a dinnerlady than most dinnerladies.
DINNER AT TIFFANYS:
The final episode finds Dawn playing dinnerlady Tiffany, apparently disliked by all the teachers at the school, partially because she's constantly trying to get he attention & approval of Frances Barber's headteacher Mrs Twigge
#MurderMostHorrid
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June 23, 2026 at 10:27 PM
DINNER AT TIFFANYS:
The final episode finds Dawn playing dinnerlady Tiffany, apparently disliked by all the teachers at the school, partially because she's constantly trying to get he attention & approval of Frances Barber's headteacher Mrs Twigge
#MurderMostHorrid
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Shorts I dont mind wearing but I wont wear sleeveless t-shirts as I have dinnerlady arms lol
June 20, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Shorts I dont mind wearing but I wont wear sleeveless t-shirts as I have dinnerlady arms lol
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Every school cafeteria in Scotland has a dinnerlady who looks luke Lex Luger
June 17, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Every school cafeteria in Scotland has a dinnerlady who looks luke Lex Luger
Tonight on “The Adventures of Dinnerlady”!
May 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Tonight on “The Adventures of Dinnerlady”!
Everybody's favourite dinnerlady...
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April 5, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Everybody's favourite dinnerlady...
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My mum had an enormous zest for life, despite being worn down by the stress of money worries and everything else. At one time she had three jobs - dinnerlady, plus moonlighting as a cleaner and waitress. But she was always singing and dancing around our flat. She had a lovely voice too.
March 15, 2026 at 10:50 AM
My mum had an enormous zest for life, despite being worn down by the stress of money worries and everything else. At one time she had three jobs - dinnerlady, plus moonlighting as a cleaner and waitress. But she was always singing and dancing around our flat. She had a lovely voice too.
Incompetent Dinnerlady
Spoken Word Poet
Gaslighting Politician
Taxi Driver
Spoken Word Poet
Gaslighting Politician
Taxi Driver
February 25, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Incompetent Dinnerlady
Spoken Word Poet
Gaslighting Politician
Taxi Driver
Spoken Word Poet
Gaslighting Politician
Taxi Driver
A Dinnerlady special!
February 17, 2026 at 1:37 AM
A Dinnerlady special!
