#Dissertation
*clears throat, taps mic*

I have a full first draft of my dissertation
November 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
We already knew this of course because they successfully gave "full court press" negative coverage to the President... of Harvard allegedly having sloppily cited sources in her graduate dissertation.
October 31, 2026 at 6:47 AM
so far my dissertation has sold 650 copies which for a theology dissertation is a smash hit
October 28, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I’ve just found I got a first in my masters dissertation!!! That’s it, my Advance Nurse Practitioner Masters is completed 🎉🥳🎉🥳

5 years of part time study alongside full time work! It’s been tough, but I’ve done it 🙏🙏🙏
November 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
This is just more coal to the furnace that is my dissertation man.
November 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I'm pretty much going to be giving this dissertation defense to my cats all weekend long until Monday comes.
October 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
i don’t think i’m gonna finish my dissertation in time 😔
November 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Dissertation defense
October 27, 2026 at 12:14 PM
A friends ex girlfriend wrote a dissertation like this. The thesis was “planting trees in black neighborhoods is bad because gentrification”
October 31, 2026 at 7:09 PM
We've had one @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social dissertation, but what about Second Cameron Dissertation?
hey any one of you brain poisoned weirdos want to write an explainer for us about the new far-right obsession "vitalism" and how this photo emblematizes it
vivek's supporters are making him white on twitter akjdsgbaljsdgh;aljsdg
November 2, 2026 at 5:16 AM
“Darmok” was one of the main inspirations for my dissertation topic. Sigh.
October 30, 2026 at 2:07 AM
having to complete dissertation drafts on my phone
November 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Bluesky a band:

I Did My Dissertation on Whether or Not They Are Giants
Bluesky a band:

Skeeter-Kinney
Bluesky a band:

Skeet Purple
October 27, 2026 at 8:46 PM
In my dissertation I remember writing about how many illnesses don't fit into the usual narrative format (you get sick, you 'fight', you improve) and that it suppresses in a way these experiences
November 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
i've been doing many re-reads on different iterations of Euripides's Medea but I remember when I was 14 and had to read the whole of The Argonauts to write a dissertation for class and the entire of said dissertation was about how much I hated Jason
November 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Drafting my dissertation, and I realize I overuse the word “profound.” It is my go-to amplifier.
November 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If your dissertation adviser is AI this tracks
November 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Klingon dissertation defenses are literal DEFENSES, if you know what I mean
October 30, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Teach. My mother was a Spanish teacher. Her dissertation was on subtle differences of regional dialects in Spain.
October 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Unpacking and found a print out of an exceedingly generous email Henry Jenkins sent in response to my dissertation proposal in 1992. #AncientHistory
November 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I know a dissertation topic when I read it
November 1, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Like my dissertation has sections on opacity correctness for doing rollbacks with transactional memory
November 2, 2026 at 3:23 AM
You can't even build a structured argument in a video anymore because people will pause it one sentence in, write a dissertation about the hook, and then leave, patting themselves on the back about how smart they are.
October 31, 2026 at 4:36 PM
we're running the dissertation back -- bring it back
November 2, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Making zines to teach my poetry class about zines ... definitely not avoiding grading or my dissertation
October 29, 2026 at 3:39 AM