Floors scrubbed, laundry folded, everything in its place… except me. I lean against the counter, then start slipping out of my clothes piece by piece, slow enough to make you notice.
Cleaning can wait. How about a distraction instead?
#TakingABreak #DistractMe #Tease #HouseworkPause #StayAwhile

Smoking and playing Halo in timeline order with some friends, how’s your night going? #horny #bi #gaymer #gayming #stoned #naughty #spicy #spicysky #nsfw #nsfwsky #distractme #dickpic #dailydick

“Be the change you want to see.”

This place needs more cat photos.

#cats #catphotos #theworldisburning #distractme

Throwback to these 2 as impossibly cute kittens!

#Cats #Kittens #CatsOfBlueSky #CatPics #CatPhotos #Cute #Caturday #DistractMe @albusandprofessor.bsky.social

I can’t believe I need to go back to work instead of playing with this, I’m too #horny to focus on work. Someone distract me so the rest of my day goes by quickly 🫶🏼😉 #bi #nsfw #nsfwsky #goon #goonsky #naughty #spicy #spicysky #risky #boner #cum #precum #distractme

Today is dragging!
Gonna be a long day
Please send distraction (memes, gift, 😈 etc...)

Tit's &booty are welcome too

#distractme #sendhelp #sendbooty
#womenlovingwoman

At work but I can't stop thinking about fucking someone's mouth and having them fuck mine 💋

#dirtythoughts #fatfemme #fatbabe #bbw #playwithme #nsfwbsky #distractme #swer

This is Albus (Albus Severus). 9 year old male, born in WV, lives in Brooklyn. Greatest achievement: stealing a pair of socks out of closed luggage, dropping them in the toilet, and bringing them to the human to play fetch with. Loves grooming short haired humans.

#cats #catphotos #distractme

When I travel, art museums are often a favorite. After some time spent staring/reading, a gremlin awakes within me. This results in photos that make me laugh and, hopefully will for you, too. If a similar gremlin resides within you, please share your collection! #joy #art #distractme

timeline cleanse

john waters waxes sophic about jayne mansfield and the girl can't help it #filmsky #distractme

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Cats or dogs? Why?

I love all animals but I’m partial to cats. ❤️

I think it’s because you have to work for their trust and attention.

I also love that they can entertain themselves and don’t need to be walked.

#theimportantstuff #distractme

Powers back but now I have a ton of work to do #distractme

I cannot handle any of the things, so here are some of my favorite words:

incarnadine
cygnet
quixotic
petrichor
riparian
komorebi (Japanese)

Any others I should add? #favoritewords #distractme

Waiting in the ED with my daughter (she’s OK ... it’s a long story)

Super bored.

Care to delight me with a pitch or teaser of your #RevPit ms?

#IdRatherBeEditing #DistractMe