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Me (as the DM): "It's about a person's worth of blood in a puddle on the floor."

Player: "Anything to avoid the metric system..."

#DnDOutOfContext
#PF2EOutOfContext
(We're playing PF2E, but DnD is the "Kleenex" of RPGs)
October 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
nootaz.bsky.social
Kess in the middle of divorce for dads
#dndoutofcontext
July 26, 2026 at 1:34 AM
maxius.bsky.social
#DndOutOfContext
The camera fully explores its own body
June 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
maxius.bsky.social
#DndOutOfContext
June 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
maxius.bsky.social
#DNDOutofContext
FUCK YOU S.T.O.U.1.5
May 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
michaelctraylor.bsky.social
“We could always just go [unalive] your fiancé.” #DnDOutOfContext
April 26, 2026 at 1:48 AM
honeyshuckleex.bsky.social
*Rolls dice* "Huh, okay."
"... I hate you."

#outofcontext #TTRPG #DND #DNDoutofcontext
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
essijuulia.bsky.social
"Diablon kultissa joka tiistai oli teleportaatiotiistai!"
"Teleportattiin suoraan torstaihin!"
#dndoutofcontext #horroksenhuone #ttrpg
August 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
comfyantha.bsky.social
Because this was a fun session #dndoutofcontext
Spider man holding back a subway car the cover of an avengers magazine with the avengers fighting godzilla Dr. strange going through the multiverse
August 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
jrosenbaum.com.au
"Over the weeks there are horrible, gruesome, cutely done, murders" #dndOutOfContext
July 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
honeyshuckleex.bsky.social
"You DARE try to charm my asexual spider!?"

Shockingly, I did not say this one.

#DNDoutofcontext #DND #D&D
May 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
comfyantha.bsky.social
Haven't done one of these in a while. Here's some #dndoutofcontext from our session tonight #doors
a scifi door that is closed with a panel on it. an open door with light coming through a closed safe door the dora milaje soldiers from the Black Panther series.
April 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
deepdoughbeast.bsky.social
#DNDOutOfContext
Screenshot of a single telegram text message reading "Also vampire penguin butler what the fuck".
March 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
ceemonster.bsky.social
Al: I don't wanna milk a heart.
#DnDoutofcontext
March 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
tiptransformed.bsky.social
“If you bite it and die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. If it bites you and you like it, you’re kinky.”

#DnDOutOfContext
February 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
tiptransformed.bsky.social
Bard jokes about giving us an inspiring drumbeat to cover our retreat.
Wizard: “There goes our stealth.”
Me: “Drums….drums from the derp….”

#DnDOutOfContext
February 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
tiptransformed.bsky.social
Barbarian: “I’m, like, the physical version of a mathelete.”

My character: “So an athlete?”

Barbarian: “Oh….”

#DnDOutOfContext
February 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
essijuulia.bsky.social
"Mä kosken sitä mun miekalla ja siitä tulee jauhelihapaketti" #dndoutofcontext #valtaistuinpeli
February 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
avianfae.bsky.social
#DnDOutofContext

Ah the joys of dating a shapeshifter.
Loose, digital, sketch featuring Zel (curly haired fairy leaning his head on his hand on the left) and Sylvath (devil with flames for hair and round horns on the right) sat at a table. Sylvath is petting a large feline creature and there's a bottle and two glasses between the two. There are two speech bubbles with dialogue Sylvath (expression incredulous): "Does it LOOK like I could physically mother this creature?" Zel (expression done with the world): "Do you want me to answer that question?"
February 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
quillofdamocles.bsky.social
#tonightindnd:

@raynegrimm.bsky.social "How much dick do you blow?"

#dnd #ttrpg #dndoutofcontext
January 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
newtonsapfel.bsky.social
Ziege im freien Fall.

As you do.

#dndOutOfContext
January 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
heathersaysso.bsky.social
"We did something weird to a lot of them, and we're not going to tell you about it."

#dndoutofcontext
January 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
heathersaysso.bsky.social
There's some psychic puppy damage!

#dndoutofcontext
January 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
quillofdamocles.bsky.social
Tonight in D&D:

"Can we measure from the ground to where the penis is to determine the size of the creature?"

@nightwonderer @luckyredsparrow @pedrompneves

#dnd #tonightindnd #dndoutofcontext #ttrpg
January 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
meowgabyte.bsky.social
#DNDOutofContext Dekla belongs to @kerufaye.bsky.social
An androgynous drow wizard with short white hair, red eyes, brown horn rimmed glasses, star earrings, and a black cape with big shoulder pads over a purple top. She's exclaiming with some embarrassment "I'm made of PAPER!"
December 22, 2024 at 7:01 PM